Incarcerated for 62 days!!!

"Survival Guide to Sh!tting at Work"   



Yes, good stuff.


Whether surviving public bathrooms or county jail general population there are two basic unwritten rules that will, most times, keep you out of trouble...

1) Keep to yourself as much as possible.

2) Ignore as much as possible.

The ONLY time to use a public restroom is if you are:

Who in hell wants to be next to you to smell your dump.Thats why it’s called PUBLIC RESTROOM not GOLDEN GOOSE THROWN.Im sure you were drinking also.It all begins with booze with you. You can’t handle liquor or anger issues.Time get refresher course sir. 

THRONE 

WOW, such a friendly forum    Why is everyone so angry all the time ?  

I tell you dude, I just simply attract these type of characters...

I'm am AZZHOLE MAGNET.

Prime example the idiot in post #116.

127 days sober now. 

I really congratulate you and I hope for your continued success  

 

I sometimes feel like a proctologist as I see so many azzholes daily   

Maybe you need drink Goose. 

The dreaded dump at a Casino bathroom.  I feel your pain

 A few months back I read an article about cleanliness in washroom stalls and they found the ones in the back end of restrooms were the most contaminated due to people "thinking" nobody goes that far back so they must be cleaner whereas the opposite is actually true

You read an article about washroom cleanliness?? Hope you read that while on the can.

The bathroom stalls that are at the end of the line in the casinos and clubs are like the Penalty Box at Covers.com. We know we've done bad so we just talk amongst Ourselves and carry on with our dirty business.Don't bring your little daughter or your handicapped if you can't hold your own...

Goose glad you made it back to the cascino. Good for you in staying sober after your release... peace

Ps you must already relise this but Grand Pequot cascino has the mohaganny wood work gold plated fixtures marble floors and granite countertops. If you must use a public restroom might as well use the best one available brother.

 

I second that nature. What's all this blather about taking a dump in a casino? 

I'm just happy to find ANY toilet when there's a potential pant chitting situation.

To be honest I’d rather go off into the woods then use rest area facilities on the highways. Simple remove sticks debris dead leaves attend to business wrap up the paper work replace wood sticks leaves debris walk back to vehicle heard crabs and other vermin can leap 20 feet and a porta potty is not that big keep hand sanitizer in glove box next to the to and good to go...

The dramatics of taking a $hit.....

Taking sh!ts in public does not bother me in the least.  But I do need my space and like a little privacy.  At work, I'll hit another floor if I know someone is in one of the stalls.  

 

Help me out with this one here guys.  I try to mind my own business when in detox group but this one individual drives me crazy.  He's constantly pizzing dirty even though he knows he'll be headed back to jail for six months.  He's stoned to the bejeesus every session and brags about all his different women while he wolves down a hero sandwich.  Now, seeing that he's not getting any good food or any puzzy if he heads back to jail, wouldn't you think he'd TRY to get passed his court-mandated detox?  Unfukking real.  The doctor has been telling this guy to knock it off for weeks now but he keeps showing up wrecked.  Not only has the doctor refused to terminate his out-patient treatment but is now offering him a six-month in-patient stint.  Money or insurance is no object for this character because he's street trash.  Six months in jail or six months free food and housing?  WTF, exactly, is the dilemma?

Goose, I read the ^ post at length. I'd never say this in that sort of setting but engage him. He's out of line and needs correction. 

One Sentence oughta do it.  Cut loose for just a moment and he'll stop.

The last time I engaged somebody that needed correction I ended up in jail.  Remember???  LOL.

What I can't comprehend is how somebody WANTS to go back to jail.  Don't understand that at all.  And the doctor engages this guy all the time.  I would have bounced him out a long time ago.   I've only got three of these group detox sessions to go.  Just want to make it to the finish line.  This guy is a very serious distraction.

Sometimes a Cigar is just a good smoke.I'll play Mr Moto and spin Jacob's Razor. If the Dude acts like he wants to go back to jail for 6 months and he continues to do things that will insure that he will go back for 6 months and he gets told that he will go back for 6 months,I'll bet that he'll get his wish which is to go back for 6 months.

We may all feel like Goose's friend but GG it's time to chill. Just the facts maam....... 

Good on you Goose for not knocking out that clown in the bathroom shittter...It would take me a lot of strength to not kick that door in on that cuntt