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Have you ever been caught jerking off???

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xxMARTINIxx

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Posted: Jan. 19, 2011 - 9:25 AM ET #51

mwhit82

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Posted: Jan. 19, 2011 - 10:53 AM ET #52

I guess sort of could work, I passed out w/ my dick in hand and my twin bro eventually walked in the room...I sure as fuck am not embarrassed, but I feel sorry he realized my shit was bigger than his

wizardofroz

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Posted: Jan. 19, 2011 - 11:13 AM ET #53

Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:

I guess sort of could work, I passed out w/ my dick in hand and my twin bro eventually walked in the room...I sure as fuck am not embarrassed, but I feel sorry he realized my shit was bigger than his

You took a crap while you were passed out?

xxMARTINIxx

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 4:07 PM ET #54

Emberassing maybe first time, but after a couple times------its like starting a trend lmaoooooooo

xxMARTINIxx

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 4:08 PM ET #55

Alot of women actually get turned on by this!!

callmetim

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 4:11 PM ET #56

Quote Originally Posted by pingaloca:

This past year for the thanksgiving break i got caught by my father. He just walked into my room ¨hey Eddie what do you want me to do with the left overs¨. I had my pants down to my ankles 2 porn magazines wide open and a pair of my ex wifes dirty panties in my face. Its fucking awkward moment. i never got caught when i was a kid but i get caught now that im 34.

You live with your parents at 34 years of age?

teasedog

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 4:24 PM ET #57

Your wife loves to watch me.

jsab

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 6:11 PM ET #58

Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

Was it Danial Stern's brillo hair or Joe Pesci's gold tooth that was doing it for you?

pinoy1da

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 6:40 PM ET #59

this is comedy!

pingaloca

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 7:44 PM ET #60

Quote Originally Posted by callmetim:

You live with your parents at 34 years of age?

yeah, I guess youve never had your parents visit you for the holidays. just read between the lines guy.

carpy1450

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 8:47 PM ET #61

If you ever get caught in the the shower, just tell em its yours and you can wash it as fast as you want.

mojo822

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 9:23 PM ET #62

Any of you guys whip it out like Charles Haley

Read it in Boys will Be Boys by Jeff Pearlman

www.kissingsuzykolber.upoxx.com.2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masterbate.html

mojo822

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 9:27 PM ET #63

Quote Originally Posted by mojo822:

www.kissingsuzykolber.upoxx.com.2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masterbate.html

WTF THE LINK DOESN'T WORK

BUT THIS MOFO WAS ONE SICK PERSON

USE TO WHIP OUT AND STROKE IT DURING TEAM MEETINGS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Jan. 20, 2011 - 10:01 PM ET #64

And how would you know that? You two have a sword fight?

mwhit82

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Posted: Jan. 21, 2011 - 1:27 AM ET #65

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

And how would you know that? You two have a sword fight?

No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Jan. 21, 2011 - 11:52 AM ET #66

Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:

No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone

The Rottie is a female, genius.

kjthebaron

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Posted: Jan. 21, 2011 - 6:16 PM ET #67

I just like to say,that its the most natural thing a guy can do.That would be pull his trigger,but its just bad for the libido,and growing into maturity,getting caught at a young age and keeping it from getting out,especially when its your female cousin thats down right bang on.

xxMARTINIxx

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Posted: Jan. 22, 2011 - 5:55 PM ET #68

dl36

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Posted: Jan. 24, 2011 - 4:27 AM ET #69

Quote Originally Posted by mwhit82:

No, we just compared stories and your Rottie had a lot more trouble finding his shit while mine was his big bone

you can talk sex stories, but leave the animals out of it (have some respect)

gambling-devil

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Posted: Jan. 25, 2011 - 12:25 PM ET #70

https://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

Every day out of the red is a big win.

dl36

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Posted: Jan. 26, 2011 - 2:08 AM ET #71

Quote Originally Posted by gambling-devil:

https://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/08/charles-haley-would-like-you-to-watch-him-masturbate.html

there is one on every team

MWC

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Posted: Jan. 29, 2011 - 11:23 AM ET #72

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

And I have never been caught.....and I've taken some pretty big chances. I've even done it in my cube with someone in a cube right next to me.

Hey, the truth is the truth.

The closest I've ever came to that was in a bathroom at the library in college. So, not even close....lol

MWC

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Posted: Jan. 29, 2011 - 11:27 AM ET #73

This isn't a jerking off story but one time when I was much younger in my early 20's was dating a girl that lived with her grandmother.

I was over there visiting one time. I was wearing sweatpants with no underwear. Well, the sweats had a little hole in the crotch that I didn't know about. When I sat down on the couch ACROSS FROM THE GRANDMA my dick came poking out!! Yikes!!