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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2012 - 12:42 AM ET #76

    The actual place where my rod was assaulted


    D-Hole tongue torpedo zone


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    D-Hole tongue torpedo zone


     
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    Posted: Aug. 25, 2012 - 12:24 AM ET #77

    what the hell is it a crime scene???

    salty goin a lil deep in the evidence arent ya??
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    salty goin a lil deep in the evidence arent ya??
     
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    Posted: Aug. 25, 2012 - 7:23 PM ET #78

    Hole-E-shit


    I think I have stumbled onto a gold mine

    You guys were right about getting flooded with fat and ugly gals hitting up my inbox and meet me requests


    I decided yesterday to click on some bitches that looked good and send them a stupid one or two liner message and see what happens.

    Tall blonde looking good with full body pics. After about 3-4 back and forths I asked her did I know her before from somewhere. I thought for a minute and yes it was her! I used to work at a large retail company and she was a cashier and had a huge crush on me. One year she put flowers and a card on my car for Valentines day in the work parking lot that was from "a secret admirer". She was out of shape and not what I go for. 
    Now she has her shit going on and can't believe I remembered her and her name

    That the guy who she was in love with 12 years ago has found her now so this should be interesting. I am waiting on a response right now but am gonna try and see her tonight if possible
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    Hole-E-shit


    I think I have stumbled onto a gold mine

    You guys were right about getting flooded with fat and ugly gals hitting up my inbox and meet me requests


    I decided yesterday to click on some bitches that looked good and send them a stupid one or two liner message and see what happens.

    Tall blonde looking good with full body pics. After about 3-4 back and forths I asked her did I know her before from somewhere. I thought for a minute and yes it was her! I used to work at a large retail company and she was a cashier and had a huge crush on me. One year she put flowers and a card on my car for Valentines day in the work parking lot that was from "a secret admirer". She was out of shape and not what I go for. 
    Now she has her shit going on and can't believe I remembered her and her name

    That the guy who she was in love with 12 years ago has found her now so this should be interesting. I am waiting on a response right now but am gonna try and see her tonight if possible
     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 12:47 AM ET #79

    never heard term Chics wearing out their cock sockets..
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 1:34 PM ET #80


    When I log in a respond to a message. They start flooding you with messages. To keep up with multiple simultaneous conversations saying dumb shit to all of em reminds me of the pace of Pokerstars when I would play 6 tables at a time


    Horny women 
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    When I log in a respond to a message. They start flooding you with messages. To keep up with multiple simultaneous conversations saying dumb shit to all of em reminds me of the pace of Pokerstars when I would play 6 tables at a time


    Horny women 
     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 2:32 PM ET #81

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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 4:13 PM ET #82

    What are the odds that "chick" was a dude. Sound eerily like The Crying Game......
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 4:18 PM ET #83

    Unless she uses duct tape.........

    I am pretty sure she was a broad because I felt no bulge 
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    I am pretty sure she was a broad because I felt no bulge 
     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 4:53 PM ET #84

    I am meeting another chic at the same park. She is an exercise type bitch and I talked her into coming here from about 15 minutes from here.
    She is bringing her 1 year old

    She is a hottie so she is just trying to feel me out after talking with her for 2 days making her laugh. She knows about all the Salty Jones shit too....

    I will chock this up to making her comfortable to meet alone the next time. What the hell else do I have to do in this shit town I am in on a Sunday afternoon here in a few hours. 

    I might as well get out and water a box seed to see if it will grow and I can pick later
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    I am meeting another chic at the same park. She is an exercise type bitch and I talked her into coming here from about 15 minutes from here.
    She is bringing her 1 year old

    She is a hottie so she is just trying to feel me out after talking with her for 2 days making her laugh. She knows about all the Salty Jones shit too....

    I will chock this up to making her comfortable to meet alone the next time. What the hell else do I have to do in this shit town I am in on a Sunday afternoon here in a few hours. 

    I might as well get out and water a box seed to see if it will grow and I can pick later
     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 7:59 PM ET #85

    How old are you, bro? This is great material...
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 10:04 PM ET #86

    Well the one year old happened to be her puppy.

    This time we walked the whole trail. Hung out in the parking lot and she was wearing this titty tank top looking good. Was able to make out with her and a PG rubdown before we got in our cars. 

    The seed is planted now I will watch it grow



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    Well the one year old happened to be her puppy.

    This time we walked the whole trail. Hung out in the parking lot and she was wearing this titty tank top looking good. Was able to make out with her and a PG rubdown before we got in our cars. 

    The seed is planted now I will watch it grow



     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2012 - 10:07 PM ET #87

    Quote Originally Posted by rated91:

    How old are you, bro? This is great material...

    https://spaces.covers.com/SALTY
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    How old are you, bro? This is great material...

    https://spaces.covers.com/SALTY
     
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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2012 - 1:03 AM ET #88

    keep us posted..great stuff
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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2012 - 9:43 AM ET #89

    HEY SALTY, YOU SHOW US PICTURES OF THE TWO BEACHED WHALES BUT NOT THE SUPPOSED HOT BLONDES AND FIT CHICK YOU MET AT THE PARK. IM CALLING YOUR BLUFF... POST THE PICTURES OF THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN OR STOP
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    HEY SALTY, YOU SHOW US PICTURES OF THE TWO BEACHED WHALES BUT NOT THE SUPPOSED HOT BLONDES AND FIT CHICK YOU MET AT THE PARK. IM CALLING YOUR BLUFF... POST THE PICTURES OF THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN OR STOP
     
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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2012 - 10:34 AM ET #90

    This is good stuff.  Continue to keep us entertained.

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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2012 - 6:17 PM ET #91

    Quote Originally Posted by Sportscenter01:

    HEY SALTY, YOU SHOW US PICTURES OF THE TWO BEACHED WHALES BUT NOT THE SUPPOSED HOT BLONDES AND FIT CHICK YOU MET AT THE PARK. IM CALLING YOUR BLUFF... POST THE PICTURES OF THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN OR STOP


    Watered her seed yesterday out on the walk and waiting on it to grow. It should bloom this Saturday night when I meet her for drinks at her place



    She has sent me 5 messages and I have not responded yet. Is she retarded or just thinking she is gonna win the lotto?



    After one week with setting up 2 pics and a few dumb lines.



    There seems to be an abundance of chics who are hardcore in their profiles saying they are not here to hook up and one night stands.

    I am learning that women are more full of shit on there than the dudes who bullshit them.

    A lot of scandalous bitches




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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportscenter01:

    HEY SALTY, YOU SHOW US PICTURES OF THE TWO BEACHED WHALES BUT NOT THE SUPPOSED HOT BLONDES AND FIT CHICK YOU MET AT THE PARK. IM CALLING YOUR BLUFF... POST THE PICTURES OF THE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN OR STOP


    Watered her seed yesterday out on the walk and waiting on it to grow. It should bloom this Saturday night when I meet her for drinks at her place



    She has sent me 5 messages and I have not responded yet. Is she retarded or just thinking she is gonna win the lotto?



    After one week with setting up 2 pics and a few dumb lines.



    There seems to be an abundance of chics who are hardcore in their profiles saying they are not here to hook up and one night stands.

    I am learning that women are more full of shit on there than the dudes who bullshit them.

    A lot of scandalous bitches




     
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    Posted: Aug. 28, 2012 - 12:22 AM ET #92

    a lot of new york city bitches use these sites to get free meals
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    Posted: Aug. 28, 2012 - 3:40 AM ET #93

    Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:

    a lot of new york city bitches use these sites to get free meals


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