Getting a little strange on the net.
Posted:
#52
Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:
salty...just clicked on those pics...seriously dude...if you are that hard up just go to the rub and tug or pay a prostitute(messier only form of getting laid)...that bitch screams of disease... ![]()
did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested
Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:
salty...just clicked on those pics...seriously dude...if you are that hard up just go to the rub and tug or pay a prostitute(messier only form of getting laid)...that bitch screams of disease... ![]()
did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested
Posted:
#53
Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:
did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested
he posted this right after just giving Bator a rub and tug
Bet 5 Play Over Parlays and get rich
Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:
did you see Bator returned? thought you might be interested
he posted this right after just giving Bator a rub and tug
Posted:
#54
Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
I never claimed she was a starter guys.



I never claimed she was a starter guys.
She had over 8-9 pics and a bunch of shit on her facebook. She went through a thick phase it looked like but do you really think I would post those things?
She had a handful of good ones and I had my fingers crossed the good picture era of her days would show.
So............
She gets out of her car and is about a 3.5 on her best day and this was not it










So I do not know what to do now so I greet her with a hug. I should mention her oddly fat gut on a average frame. It was weird and I could see it outlined through her t-shirt. Nice titties, cute face, but way too much gut.
So I give her a water I brought for her and we got to walking down the trail. I really did not know what to do other than that and just keep going. I really am not the type of dude who can be mean like that. She did drive all that way so that is what I told myself to make it ok still to walk into the woods with this gal I would not give a second look to in a bar.
I wanted to be prepared so I had walked the trail and I knew where we were going and of course I mapped out and planned a few bone spots for the right angle and leans.
About ten minutes of walking and me telling dumb jokes we come to the overlook. Sit, down and chit chat some more. First odd pause, I ended up making out with her for 30-45 minutes then getting a BJ. Soon afterwards commenced to an awkward 10 minute walk back on the walking trail back through the woods to our vehicles.
She was on serious hand guard at first swatting away reaches to pop the bra off and or everything. She said she did not come here to do that she said smiling. In my head I am sitting there in a park at an overlook wondering why she did? None the less I am there and continue making out and slowly but surely she was letting loose and bra comes off. About that same time I notice and I have never seen anything like it but this bitch had stretch marks all over her fat belly
So, now I am sucking on her titties and she said she was not there to bang. Long story short she got down and did a little tug and slob and literally was terrible at it. For some odd reason she used extreme focus on the tip region with way too much suction. She literally gave me a tip hickey and it is sore as fuck as I type this with a purplish bruise thing going on. And then the Kirby of dick tips would then follow the hickey suck and then follow with this mad D-hole tipped tongue torpedo attack


I cut her off short. I could not take it but spared her feelings and just called it a day.
I hope I never see her again
Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
I never claimed she was a starter guys.



I never claimed she was a starter guys.
She had over 8-9 pics and a bunch of shit on her facebook. She went through a thick phase it looked like but do you really think I would post those things?
She had a handful of good ones and I had my fingers crossed the good picture era of her days would show.
So............
She gets out of her car and is about a 3.5 on her best day and this was not it










So I do not know what to do now so I greet her with a hug. I should mention her oddly fat gut on a average frame. It was weird and I could see it outlined through her t-shirt. Nice titties, cute face, but way too much gut.
So I give her a water I brought for her and we got to walking down the trail. I really did not know what to do other than that and just keep going. I really am not the type of dude who can be mean like that. She did drive all that way so that is what I told myself to make it ok still to walk into the woods with this gal I would not give a second look to in a bar.
I wanted to be prepared so I had walked the trail and I knew where we were going and of course I mapped out and planned a few bone spots for the right angle and leans.
About ten minutes of walking and me telling dumb jokes we come to the overlook. Sit, down and chit chat some more. First odd pause, I ended up making out with her for 30-45 minutes then getting a BJ. Soon afterwards commenced to an awkward 10 minute walk back on the walking trail back through the woods to our vehicles.
She was on serious hand guard at first swatting away reaches to pop the bra off and or everything. She said she did not come here to do that she said smiling. In my head I am sitting there in a park at an overlook wondering why she did? None the less I am there and continue making out and slowly but surely she was letting loose and bra comes off. About that same time I notice and I have never seen anything like it but this bitch had stretch marks all over her fat belly
So, now I am sucking on her titties and she said she was not there to bang. Long story short she got down and did a little tug and slob and literally was terrible at it. For some odd reason she used extreme focus on the tip region with way too much suction. She literally gave me a tip hickey and it is sore as fuck as I type this with a purplish bruise thing going on. And then the Kirby of dick tips would then follow the hickey suck and then follow with this mad D-hole tipped tongue torpedo attack


I cut her off short. I could not take it but spared her feelings and just called it a day.
I hope I never see her again
Posted:
#57
I don't believe in Role Models...but Dayum...Salty you are my HERO....![]()
You should really send these "crazy encounters" of your to Penthouse Forum......![]()
I don't believe in Role Models...but Dayum...Salty you are my HERO....![]()
You should really send these "crazy encounters" of your to Penthouse Forum......![]()
Posted:
#63
Vegas, I have addmitted in another story I wrote about being a sex addict.
I see it as finding it real hard to say no once I catch wind a broad wants it. It just seems to "accidentally happen" once I recieve news like that.
I see it as finding it real hard to say no once I catch wind a broad wants it. It just seems to "accidentally happen" once I recieve news like that.
Vegas, I have addmitted in another story I wrote about being a sex addict.
I see it as finding it real hard to say no once I catch wind a broad wants it. It just seems to "accidentally happen" once I recieve news like that.
I see it as finding it real hard to say no once I catch wind a broad wants it. It just seems to "accidentally happen" once I recieve news like that.
Posted:
#64
Madskillz,
I thought I should go Kenny Powers on her ass and ask her if she brought a dental dam?
But that was an actual thought that I had while getting an overlook bj.
Now, I am sharing that thought with you.
I thought I should go Kenny Powers on her ass and ask her if she brought a dental dam?
But that was an actual thought that I had while getting an overlook bj.
Now, I am sharing that thought with you.
Madskillz,
I thought I should go Kenny Powers on her ass and ask her if she brought a dental dam?
But that was an actual thought that I had while getting an overlook bj.
Now, I am sharing that thought with you.
I thought I should go Kenny Powers on her ass and ask her if she brought a dental dam?
But that was an actual thought that I had while getting an overlook bj.
Now, I am sharing that thought with you.
Posted:
#72
Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:
is that one curable?
is that one curable?
it is with some antibiotics, but still....
Salty go to a doc to run some test on your blood for this. Im not kidding dude
and dont get unprotected BJs anymore
Quote Originally Posted by Messier-11:
is that one curable?
is that one curable?
it is with some antibiotics, but still....
Salty go to a doc to run some test on your blood for this. Im not kidding dude
and dont get unprotected BJs anymore
Posted:
#73
Sure, who would not have a few concerns about a date site person.
But when you meet an older gal who loves dick out somewhere, anywhere. Who knows what her real cock history is?
She will never tell anyone of all the many times that "that last night did not count"
MadSkillz, I am with ya on that but reality out there these days is to try not to land the biggest person out there. But find a nice moderate person who has the ability to say no to a guys attention in public but focus one one dick to wear out
Sure, who would not have a few concerns about a date site person.
But when you meet an older gal who loves dick out somewhere, anywhere. Who knows what her real cock history is?
She will never tell anyone of all the many times that "that last night did not count"
MadSkillz, I am with ya on that but reality out there these days is to try not to land the biggest person out there. But find a nice moderate person who has the ability to say no to a guys attention in public but focus one one dick to wear out
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