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#26
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Getting a little strange on the net.
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#29
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:
Salty gonna get cracked in the head and his wallet stolen.
Salty gonna get cracked in the head and his wallet stolen.It wont be worth her time
I will not have any money in it. I should take a pic of my cock and put a copy in every slip pocket in my wallet. That way, she will get down the road and only have dick.
Wait, I take that back.....That is a horrible idea.
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#32
Never gonna knock another man gettin box, so enjoy your date.
The bad news, she's probably not gonna be very hot and i'll lay you even money that once you get the pot of gold once you won't be seeing this one again. The chase of getting a chick to give it up automatically makes it somewhat exciting and worthwhile. But once the reality of why it was so easy to get kicks in when u see her naked I'd say she's one n done and you're on to the next.
I've banged 15-20 girls off POF and Okcupid in the last year and a half. Face is a must but what I've learned is that 60% of the chicks show up and look thicker than they did in pics. Never extremely fat but definitely bigger. These chicks are master illusionists with the pics they post. Always try and get a full body shot and REALLY examine it if you're a picky guy, if not, just go to town.
We already know she can't be that hot if she's driving 4 hours roundtrip to get bent over and waxed in a bush near the park for 5 minutes.
The good news, she's gonna give it up.
The bad news, she's probably not gonna be very hot and i'll lay you even money that once you get the pot of gold once you won't be seeing this one again. The chase of getting a chick to give it up automatically makes it somewhat exciting and worthwhile. But once the reality of why it was so easy to get kicks in when u see her naked I'd say she's one n done and you're on to the next.
Looking forward to the report. Have fun and even if she's worthless in the end try to be a nice guy and send her on her way respectfully so the sex gods will keep them coming.
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#40
Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:
I don’t know Salty. She looks like the chubby chick dudes fuck when their drunk off their ass and that’s all that’s left and she might look smoking with drunk goggles. She's a chubby crazy ginger with crazy eyes. Those panties are gonna be fat chick granny panties. We are texting tonight and she is ready. I talked to her on the phone today and this weird deal is going down.
Shot one
Shot two
Did not make the cut but sent me several messages and wanna meet requests.
I can smell the strong fish smell through the computer screen.
The only way I would hit it is with a cup of hawaiian punch laced with everclear and a purple widow blunt. I can feel the regret as I type. Not hating on you salty, to each his own. 0
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#42
YOU CALL THAT BEACHED WHALE A 6.5? DUDE SHE IS 6.5 TONS NOT A 6.5 ON A HOTNESS SCALE! LMAO... THOSE TWO GIRLS MAY SERIOUSLY BE TWO OF THE WORST BROADS ON POF I HAVE EVER SEEN!.. DUDE I HAVE BANGED AT LEAST 10 GIRLS ON POF AND THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE BROADS WHO WANTED IT BUT I WAS SCARED THEY HAD AIDS SO I DECLINED AND THEY WERE ALL HOTT. THE REALLY GOOD LOOKING ONES WONT MESSAGE YOU, JUST COPY AND PASTE THE SAME MESSAGE TO 200 GIRLS IN 20 MINS AND YOU WILL GET PLENTY OF RESPONSES IF YOUR OK LOOKING.
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#43
Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:
I don’t know Salty. She looks like the chubby chick dudes fuck when their drunk off their ass and that’s all that’s left and she might look smoking with drunk goggles. She's a chubby crazy ginger with crazy eyes. Those panties are gonna be fat chick granny panties.
I can smell the strong fish smell through the computer screen. The only way I would hit it is with a cup of hawaiian punch laced with everclear and a purple widow blunt. I can feel the regret as I type. Not hating on you salty, to each his own.
I don’t know Salty. She looks like the chubby chick dudes fuck when their drunk off their ass and that’s all that’s left and she might look smoking with drunk goggles. She's a chubby crazy ginger with crazy eyes. Those panties are gonna be fat chick granny panties.
I can smell the strong fish smell through the computer screen.
The only way I would hit it is with a cup of hawaiian punch laced with everclear and a purple widow blunt. I can feel the regret as I type. Not hating on you salty, to each his own. 
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#48
I never claimed she was a starter guys.
She had over 8-9 pics and a bunch of shit on her facebook. She went through a thick phase it looked like but do you really think I would post those things?
She had a handful of good ones and I had my fingers crossed the good picture era of her days would show.
So............
She gets out of her car and is about a 3.5 on her best day and this was not it
So I do not know what to do now so I greet her with a hug. I should mention her oddly fat gut on a average frame. It was weird and I could see it outlined through her t-shirt. Nice titties, cute face, but way too much gut.
So I give her a water I brought for her and we got to walking down the trail. I really did not know what to do other than that and just keep going. I really am not the type of dude who can be mean like that. She did drive all that way so that is what I told myself to make it ok still to walk into the woods with this gal I would not give a second look to in a bar.
I wanted to be prepared so I had walked the trail and I knew where we were going and of course I mapped out and planned a few bone spots for the right angle and leans.
About ten minutes of walking and me telling dumb jokes we come to the overlook. Sit, down and chit chat some more. First odd pause, I ended up making out with her for 30-45 minutes then getting a BJ. Soon afterwards commenced to an awkward 10 minute walk back on the walking trail back through the woods to our vehicles.
She was on serious hand guard at first swatting away reaches to pop the bra off and or everything. She said she did not come here to do that she said smiling. In my head I am sitting there in a park at an overlook wondering why she did? None the less I am there and continue making out and slowly but surely she was letting loose and bra comes off. About that same time I notice and I have never seen anything like it but this bitch had stretch marks all over her fat belly
So, now I am sucking on her titties and she said she was not there to bang. Long story short she got down and did a little tug and slob and literally was terrible at it. For some odd reason she used extreme focus on the tip region with way too much suction. She literally gave me a tip hickey and it is sore as fuck as I type this with a purplish bruise thing going on. And then the Kirby of dick tips would then follow the hickey suck and then follow with this mad D-hole tipped tongue torpedo attack
I cut her off short. I could not take it but spared her feelings and just called it a day.
I hope I never see her again
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#50
Quote Originally Posted by Slobbasaurus:
Both of those chicks are hit but that's cool that you actually posted pics of the girls. I honestly didn't think you were going to do it.
Why not try and get back w/ that one handicapped chick?
I am going nowhere near the area I think she roams around in. Where I am at now is about 40 miles from where she lives.
Thing is I never called her and she never called me. I am not sure if she has my number.
I am not wanting to get that chair rolling if you know what I mean
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