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Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball??
 
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21 major religions.  if you pick the wrong one . . . watch out.

those people born on a small remote island obviouly have no chance and going to hell.



choose wisely
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:


ok... lets try your logic...

So... 

horse A = Natural
horse b = supernatural
 
so say i simply say it's A...

and you say prove it?  and I say open your eyes and look around you... everything is happening naturally and there is no proof to think anything otherwise... if there was proof we would think otherwise...

try and give me an intellectually honest response

 
 
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spaghetti monster 
 
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Because I am not an atheist... as a devout follower of the religion I must correct you...
Its actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster... 

remember its noodles are magical...

Cause worshiping an ordinary spaghetti monster that can't fly would be just crazy...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by friend:

21 major religions.  if you pick the wrong one . . . watch out.

those people born on a small remote island obviouly have no chance and going to hell.



choose wisely

Sums it all up perfectly. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by KittyKatz286:


The flying spaghetti monster is made out of the same "matter" that god is. Seriously, how dumb are you? STOP ATTACKING THE EXAMPLE. Fine. I'll give in. I'll play by your rules.
 
And what matter is that? The theory of the spaghetti monster is that it is made out of pasta. God is not made out of pasta. Face palm 1.

I believe in a new god, the dancing invisible panda. This panda is eternal. He created the universe. He is not made of any matter because he transcends this world. Let's assume, for the purpose of this hypothetical, that many people agreed with me and believed in the panda. I discovered a scripture with the rules of the panda. They describe how the panda created the universe from nothing (because he is eternal). PROVE ME WRONG.
 
All what you have done is replaced the word God with invinsible panda...Face palm 2

Do not pick on the specific example because maybe I forgot something. For all intents and purposes, this panda has the exact same characteristics as your "god."
 

PROVE TO ME HE DOESN'T EXIST.
PROVE TO ME HE DIDN'T CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
 
Again, you have just replaced the word God with Invinsible panda....And Atheists think they are the voice of reason...Oh dear.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:


as a devoted believer of the flying spaghetti monster religion I must correct you...

What spaghetti noodles do you know that flies?

The flying spaghetti monster is made out of noodles that are no ordinary spaghetti noodles that are made out of matter...

I mean these spaghetti noodles fly through the air...  I mean does that sound like normal matter to you?  You have to be crazy to think otherwise and that they are normal noodles made from matter...

here is the reality of the spaghetti monster is that it is an interdimensional being... and that is why it does not follow the general laws of physics in our realm and appears to be flying...

so his physical make up or matter as you refer to it comes from another dimension/alternate universe etc..  and at the same time never really exists in our dimension when he created it... 

and he is the gate or gate keeper between realms...  and when he opened the door the universe was created from a singularity expanding in all directions at once...

and as a devoted follower of the flying spaghetti monster religion you can't use your sorry schtick of trying to call me an atheist

This post has taken stupidity to levels I have never seen before...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

see what?

that people used the power and influence of the religion to promote their own agenda? and used the blind faith aspect to get individuals to do horrific things in the name of god...

the bible speaks of betrayal... it speaks of people who become corrupted by power and greed and do horrible things as they know not what they do...

These horrible things are a part of the religion...  that is why it is in the bible and story of the life of jesus...  for you to learn from as it knows it will be present...

The reality is that christianity brings both great peace and hate/aggression/resentment/discrimination etc.... 

I would like to think people can see this because it is reality... 

not an opinion or belief system...  empirically it is neither all good or all bad... It is both and the wisdom of the bible is that it knows this and gives you a road map to get through the twists and turns of life knowing that atrocities and unthinkable cruelty will be present along with the love and forgiveness...

The same cannot be said for atheism... you know why?

try and give me an intellectually honest response

Lets break this down. First and foremost, I am only talking about Christianity.

Secondly, Christs main teaching is to love each other, love God, forgive each other, turn the other cheek, and to give peace to each other.

How does one draw a link between that teaching and committing atrocities?

As far as I a concerned, if you BELIEVE a link exists, then you are not logical

 
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[Quote: Originally Posted by dl36]

ok... lets try your logic...

So... 

horse A = Natural
horse b = supernatural
 
so say i simply say it's A...

and you say prove it?  and I say open your eyes and look around you... everything is happening naturally and there is no proof to think anything otherwise... if there was proof we would think otherwise...

try and give me an intellectually honest response

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What is this? Everything just happened naturally? Universe coming into existence from nothing? What is this?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rostos:

Lets break this down. First and foremost, I am only talking about Christianity.

Secondly, Christs main teaching is to love each other, love God, forgive each other, turn the other cheek, and to give peace to each other.

How does one draw a link between that teaching and committing atrocities?

As far as I a concerned, if you BELIEVE a link exists, then you are not logical



ummmm what?

this is not a belief... this is what history and present day shows us... 

Lets have some intellectual honesty here please


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rostos:

Quote Originally Posted by dl36:


ok... lets try your logic...

So... 

horse A = Natural
horse b = supernatural
 
so say i simply say it's A...

and you say prove it?  and I say open your eyes and look around you... everything is happening naturally and there is no proof to think anything otherwise... if there was proof we would think otherwise...

try and give me an intellectually honest response

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What is this? Everything just happened naturally? Universe coming into existence from nothing? What is this?


This is simply taking the debate to your level... read the thread.. you are the one that set up these premises...

What is it that You Fail to understand?

Horse A = natural

natural because if you look around everything is unfolding naturally... and with my open mind I say that if there is empirical proof otherwise, I would say that it is not natural...

So can you give me the proof?

If you can I have no choice but horse B...

but it appears that You Fail to even get the logic of your schtick... 

try and give me an intellectually honest response... unless you honestly lack the intellect to give me one... 

 
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I can give you an infinite number of hypothetical situations, like the panda, where I make a claim that you cannot prove incorrectly. If something cannot possibly be proven wrong, not even in theory, why would anyone believe it?

Rostos, can you give me an intellectually honest response. I will repeat the question.

If something cannot possibly be proven wrong, not even in theory, why would anyone believe it?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

Because I am not an atheist... as a devout follower of the religion I must correct you...
Its actually a Flying Spaghetti Monster... 

remember its noodles are magical...

Cause worshiping an ordinary spaghetti monster that can't fly would be just crazy...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:


nope sorry... the Spaghetti Monster is eternal...

you have more then one person on this thread attesting to that... and with this many people so sure about it, then logically I must also have the same blind faith that it is...

See how groupthink/blindfaith works?

The Spaghetti Monster is eternal...

Now prove me wrong...  

Oh you cant?


Then it only proves that without a shadow of a doubt that the Spaghetti Monster is eternal...




I can't prove anything to you. You have to be reasonable to understand proof. You my friend are irrational. Irrational ALWAYS wins the rational in a debate (as it is so stupid that the rational cannot debate it.)

If you believe that 2+2= 7, you can't lose the argument in your own mind, no one that is rational can prove to YOU anything 


PS. This thread has become crazy, the atheists and their spaghetti monster wins by STUPIDITY 
 
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I can't prove anything to you. You have to be reasonable to understand proof. You my friend are irrational. Irrational ALWAYS wins the rational in a debate (as it is so stupid that the rational cannot debate it.)

If you believe that 2+2= 7, you can't lose the argument in your own mind, no one that is rational can prove to YOU anything 


PS. This thread has become crazy, the atheists and their spaghetti monster wins by STUPIDITY 

You do realize that you just lost the argument; at least you no longer have valid grounds to participate. If you think the spaghetti monster is stupid, then, by rule, you think your own god is stupid. Because they are essentially identical in ability and characteristics.

It is very interesting that you see no reason to disprove the flying spaghetti monster because you dismiss it as "stupid," but at the same time you want us to disprove you "flying man in the sky that no one has ever seen"...because that makes so much more sense.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by KittyKatz286:


You do realize that you just lost the argument; at least you no longer have valid grounds to participate. If you think the spaghetti monster is stupid, then, by rule, you think your own god is stupid. Because they are essentially identical in ability and characteristics.

It is very interesting that you see no reason to disprove the flying spaghetti monster because you dismiss it as "stupid," but at the same time you want us to disprove you "flying man in the sky that no one has ever seen"...because that makes so much more sense.

I never said this? I don't believe in any flying man in the sky 
 
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how can I be an atheist if I am a devout follower with blind faith in the religion of the flying spaghetti monster?

It was also kinda funny that your argument kinda cut yourself off at the knees about your argument...

perhaps that why the flying spaghetti monster bothers you so much... because it is not a atheist argument saying there is no god...  it is simply putting out there an alternate religion which you then try to use the same strategies that someone would use to argue against your chosen faith...

so in the end rather then the debate where you fire shots back and forth... this gets you to pull out your gun and shoot yourself in the foot repeatedly then look up from your bloody stump and say: Irrational ALWAYS wins the rational...

 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

how can I be an atheist if I am a devout follower with blind faith in the religion of the flying spaghetti monster?

It was also kinda funny that your argument kinda cut yourself off at the knees about your argument...

perhaps that why the flying spaghetti monster bothers you so much... because it is not a atheist argument saying there is no god...  it is simply putting out there an alternate religion which you then try to use the same strategies that someone would use to argue against your chosen faith...

so in the end rather then the debate where you fire shots back and forth... this gets you to pull out your gun and shoot yourself in the foot repeatedly then look up from your bloody stump and say: Irrational ALWAYS wins the rational...


too funny...
 
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back on track


good news, pastor osteen is not going to give up christianity after all.  as it turns out, he couldn't find another racket where he could make tens of millions of dollars basically doing nothing at the expense of people who are struggling in a garbage economy.

https://www.ajc.com/news/ap/religion/pastor-joel-osteen-says-anti-christian-site-a-hoax/nXGqc/
 
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back on track


good news, pastor osteen is not going to give up christianity after all.  as it turns out, he couldn't find another racket where he could make tens of millions of dollars basically doing nothing at the expense of people who are struggling in a garbage economy.

https://www.ajc.com/news/ap/religion/pastor-joel-osteen-says-anti-christian-site-a-hoax/nXGqc/

joel osteen is scum and the lowest of the low

brother club
 
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Quote Originally Posted by friend:


those people born on a small remote island obviouly have no chance and going to hell.

 

Not entirely true. If you were well versed in the Scriptures you would not have made that statement.  

It is rather obvious that you don't know about a particular passage in Scripture that explains a situation for people who have never heard of the Bible, Jesus, God.

It is a false statement thinking that anyone who has never heard of Jesus Christ are doomed to eternal hell and so have no chance of salvation.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SirJohnDrake:

Not entirely true. If you were well versed in the Scriptures you would not have made that statement.  

It is rather obvious that you don't know about a particular passage in Scripture that explains a situation for people who have never heard of the Bible, Jesus, God.

It is a false statement thinking that anyone who has never heard of Jesus Christ are doomed to eternal hell and so have no chance of salvation.


Are you going to reference it or are we just supposed to take your word on it? 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:

how can I be an atheist if I am a devout follower with blind faith in the religion of the flying spaghetti monster?

 

You are more of a lying atheist than a devout follower of the FSM...lol

The FSM was made up by another atheist named Bobby Henderson, he created this satire in protest of the Kansas State Board of Education’s decision to teach intelligent design as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SirJohnDrake:

 

You are more of a lying atheist than a devout follower of the FSM...lol

The FSM was made up by another atheist named Bobby Henderson, he created this satire in protest of the Kansas State Board of Education’s decision to teach intelligent design as an alternative to the theory of evolution.

 

The Flying Spaghetti Monster was not made up. He is real. You can't prove that he's not.
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