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#26
Nothing wrong with a little ass eating.
Eatin' Butthole
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#27
Quote Originally Posted by tideman:
you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers. Well let me add my 2 cents.
This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.
Step one. Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.
Step two. Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.
Step three. Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.
You know wayyyyyyy too much about this subject 
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Ass eating
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#29
Quote Originally Posted by samuelsosa:
PS: I am very displeased that Covers resident ass eater IwinBets is nowhere to be found 
Probably cause we were referring to chicks not dudes or dogs.
When I used to get good and drunk I'd eat chicks asses and they always loved it but sober I have no desire to tongue the bung.
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#31
For any guy who hasn't been rimmed you are missing out. Your cock will grow at least half an inch and the world beneath you starts shaking. Great feeling.
As for eating ass you have to be selective of the girl, I would stay away from certain mediterean chicks as well as any ethnic chick that doesn't believe in brazilian waxes. Seeing a chick hairy asshole may kill your hard on.
If she's a Georgian peach or a nice Californian blonde dont worry jump right in, Brazilian chicks take good care of that area as well so it shouldn't be a problem.
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#34
Quote Originally Posted by pezeveng:
For any guy who hasn't been rimmed you are missing out. Your cock will grow at least half an inch and the world beneath you starts shaking. Great feeling.
As for eating ass you have to be selective of the girl, I would stay away from certain mediterean chicks as well as any ethnic chick that doesn't believe in brazilian waxes. Seeing a chick hairy asshole may kill your hard on.
If she's a Georgian peach or a nice Californian blonde dont worry jump right in, Brazilian chicks take good care of that area as well so it shouldn't be a problem.
yes
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#37
Quote Originally Posted by samuelsosa:
PS: I am very displeased that Covers resident ass eater IwinBets is nowhere to be found
I purposely read this thread just because I knew someone would comment on that. A little sad it wasnt TheHawk to chime in first. Samuel the respect level has just gone up a ton . Funny stuff.
Whats my opinion on the matter ?
Eat the butt. but gotta be a nice ass... and gotta take her cheeeks shove your face as far and hard in as possible and take her cheeks and suffocate yourself. If the bootycheeks arent covering my ears like earmuffs. Then im only going at it"half assed"
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#38
Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:
I purposely read this thread just because I knew someone would comment on that. A little sad it wasnt TheHawk to chime in first. Samuel the respect level has just gone up a ton . Funny stuff.
Whats my opinion on the matter ?
Eat the butt. but gotta be a nice ass... and gotta take her cheeeks shove your face as far and hard in as possible and take her cheeks and suffocate yourself. If the bootycheeks arent covering my ears like earmuffs. Then im only going at it"half assed"
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#40
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
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#43
Quote Originally Posted by cappingstrong:
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
gross...
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#46
Quote Originally Posted by cappingstrong:
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
Thats some funny shit! ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
This reminds me of a friend of mine (no, not me) back when he was a teenager making out with a girl on a Friday night at the ballpark. It was dark, and he had her shirt pulled up and was sucking that titty like there was no tomorrow. Within just a few seconds he said something exploded in his mouth. Come to find out, rather than sucking on what he thought was her nipple, he was sucking on a big festered, puss filled pimple. 
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#47
Quote Originally Posted by tideman:
Thats some funny shit! This reminds me of a friend of mine (no, not me) back when he was a teenager making out with a girl on a Friday night at the ballpark. It was dark, and he had her shirt pulled up and was sucking that titty like there was no tomorrow. Within just a few seconds he said something exploded in his mouth. Come to find out, rather than sucking on what he thought was her nipple, he was sucking on a big festered, puss filled pimple.
Thats some funny shit!
This reminds me of a friend of mine (no, not me) back when he was a teenager making out with a girl on a Friday night at the ballpark. It was dark, and he had her shirt pulled up and was sucking that titty like there was no tomorrow. Within just a few seconds he said something exploded in his mouth. Come to find out, rather than sucking on what he thought was her nipple, he was sucking on a big festered, puss filled pimple. <Throw up in own mouth emoticon>
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#50
Quote Originally Posted by cappingstrong:
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
ill admit it, ive licked several assholes in my time, however i had a bad experience recently. i was running my tongue along a young ladys asshole and came across a large hemmorhoid. it was like a giant pimple with a little blood on it, and kinda solid. i wasnt sure if she knew she had it, so i opted not to say anything, from that point on i spent about 50% of the time licking the actual hemmarhoid and the other 50% licking the inners of her asshole. i smelled shit the entire team and im pretty sure she had recently pooped and not cleaned well, but she was my gf so i didnt wanna mention that either cause she was enjoying my tongue
Jesus Christ pal. You'll do anything for love...
I had a girlfriend do this to me once and it felt great. I don't reciprocate.
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