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Can I become a cop?
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#17
you're asking the wrong questions if you want to be a cop
1) are you below average intelligence and barely graduated high school
2) does having a badge and a gun excite you and makes you think you've made it.
3) are you sort of person who has trouble making conversation and leaving a party early
if yes to the above, you're perfect cop material
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#18
Quote Originally Posted by mr_bollox:
you're asking the wrong questions if you want to be a cop
you're asking the wrong questions if you want to be a cop
1) are you below average intelligence and barely graduated high school
2) does having a badge and a gun excite you and makes you think you've made it.
3) are you sort of person who has trouble making conversation and leaving a party early
if yes to the above, you're perfect cop material
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#20
Do you enjoy driving at an excessive rate of speed?
Do you know how to work a pair of handcuffs, professionally and personally?
When you're drinking a beer, do you sometimes look at your mug and yell "Freeze!" and actually think it makes the beer colder?
When you play with yourself, do you ever catch yourself saying "Hold it right there!"
Ever practice with your firearm by playing Russian roulette?
Ever tell your girlfriend "You have the right to remain silent?"
When you're with your girlfriend/wife and are "doing it"-do you consider it an act of love, or a cavity check?
Do you ever park your car illegally, hoping you'll get a ticket, just so you'll learn a policemans name when he signs the ticket under Issuing Officer?
Ever drop your trunks at the beach and tell people "Move along, nothing to see here!"
Enjoy shooting people, especially minorities?
Well then...........................
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#21
Quote Originally Posted by ckattar8:
I'm taking a civil service test next week to hopefully get a job within the city..... Some sort of correctional officer or probation would be ideal, but out of curiousity I've always wanted to be a police officer, is there anyway you can be a cop with 2 duis? Never been arrested for anything out just oui?
I'm taking a civil service test next week to hopefully get a job within the city..... Some sort of correctional officer or probation would be ideal, but out of curiousity I've always wanted to be a police officer, is there anyway you can be a cop with 2 duis? Never been arrested for anything out just oui?
Forget the DUI's, if you murdered somebody, whatever.......... There's basically 3 questions:
1. Can you grow a serious Nick Offerman style mustache?
2. Are you a colossal douchebag?
3. Does this video actually excite you?
https://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/04/san-bernardino-sheriffs-officials-under-investigation-after-getting-caught-on-video-brutalizing-theft-suspect/
If you answer yes to all 3, then yes, you can become one of the Gestapo.......
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#22
Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:
Do you enjoy driving at an excessive rate of speed?
Do you enjoy driving at an excessive rate of speed?
Do you know how to work a pair of handcuffs, professionally and personally?
When you're drinking a beer, do you sometimes look at your mug and yell "Freeze!" and actually think it makes the beer colder?
When you play with yourself, do you ever catch yourself saying "Hold it right there!"
Ever practice with your firearm by playing Russian roulette?
Ever tell your girlfriend "You have the right to remain silent?"
When you're with your girlfriend/wife and are "doing it"-do you consider it an act of love, or a cavity check?
Do you ever park your car illegally, hoping you'll get a ticket, just so you'll learn a policemans name when he signs the ticket under Issuing Officer?
Ever drop your trunks at the beach and tell people "Move along, nothing to see here!"
Enjoy shooting people, especially minorities?
Well then...........................
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#24
1. Are you honest ?
2. do you want to be a peacemaker ?
3. do you hate evil ?
4 .do you like arresting trouble makers ?
5. do you like representing the law of the land ?
6. do you love arresting spouse beaters ?
7. do you love keeping drunks, druggie's off the streets ?
8. keeping moronic drivers from speeding, killing innocent people ?
YES, you can, Become a peacemaker !
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