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Each Friday night after work, Fonteneaux would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Fonteneaux`s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Fonteneaux, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Fonteneaux attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
Fonteneaux`s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Fonteneaux yard, prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Fonteneaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".
Each Friday night after work, Fonteneaux would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Fonteneaux`s neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Fonteneaux, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Fonteneaux attended Mass...and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
Fonteneaux`s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Fonteneaux yard, prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Fonteneaux, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".
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