The Official "Bash Ohio State" Thread

Everybody who can't stand OSU raise your hand. Ahh, too many to count. Have an awful OSU story. Tell it here. If you just don't like the Buckeyes, that's ok too. Just let it out. I'll start. I drove through Columbus once and it smelled like foot and arse the whole way through. And I intercepted a college football player entrance exam and this was the first question:

 

1. How many cans in a six pack?

 

A. 6

B. 0

C. 0

D. 0

 

What kind of mascot is a buckeye anyway? It's a hairless nut. My two favorite teams are whoever is playing the buckeyes and the last team to beat the buckeyes.

You are brilliant. 

I guess mine would have to be the 2002 undefeated (1st and last 14-0 team in history) that capped it off with a National Championship as a 2 touchdown dog.

Menac phantom call is right. way to keep it real. Vinceyoungmvp- you can't call them mini-notre dame, they're admissions are to tough for osu players. I prefer Hawaii East.

 

Buckeye Class Schedule:

 

8:00am- Breakfast- with utensils

12:45 Knitting a sweatervest 101

2:45 Nap time

4:45 How to act classy after losing by 30 in a bowl game

5:00 Try to figure out what a buckeye is

6:00 English (optional)

7:00 Study table- i.e. X-Box, Playstation, WII

Yeah this is kinda ridiculous.

Winning the BIG 11 is right up there with winning the WAC.... You have been drinking that Kool-Aid again.......... When you want real respect........ PLAY SOMEBODY...........  until then....

 

YOU ARE WHO WHAT WE THOUGHT YOU WERE.........

 

this thread rules.  Yankee-haterish.  It equals respect if you ask me, I mean, I'm not about to start a "let's bash the Virginia Cavaliers" thread because, well, they're insignificant in the grand scheme of things. (nothing against you Cavs fans--you get my point)

 

Must mean the Buckeyes mean something right about now.

I have lived in Ohio all my life, went to Ohio State*, first college game was at Ohio State* in 1985 and I CAN"T STAND THEM!!! Most arrogant people I have ever been around and they absolutely nothing to be arrogant about.

 

1 CHAMPIONSHIP since 1968. Same as BYU, TENNESSEE, COLORADO, GEORGIA TECH, CLEMSON.

 

What are they cocky about?? I would rather see DUKE win a championship in basketball.

 

Somebody explain the arrogance!!!!

Hey Vince,

 

Can you pull up the stats from the 2002 BSta Bowl? I think they are equally as gross. Longest scoring drive was like 22 yards or something like that.

I love Hawaii East!!! I am using that!!!

I hope Ohio State gets WVU in the title game and everyone who is convinced they can't hang with the Neers and their speed bets the shit out of them and I can get a nice tasty price on Tressel and Co.

You better hope osu gets 58.

I love how OSU haters still whine about the phantom call from 2002. If OSU doesn't get hosed on several calls in the 4th qtr that game never makes it to OT. Bad calls benefitted both teams, deal with it. Hapens in every game.

Penn state football, Joe Paterno,,,,Penn States inability to recruit a good quarterback in the last 15 years

 

The only reason I would like to see Ohio St. go the National Championship game is so I could watch WVU blow them apart. If they thought Juice was hard to catch, the Ohio St. D would look like a bunch of 5 year old boy's at the county fair trying to catch a herd of greased pigs. Pat White  would leave the field littered with Ohio St. jock straps  not to mention all the cricks he would put in their necks as he blew by them. They would also have eye trouble from looking at Slatons tail lights all night. Throw in Noel Devine and Darius Reynaud  and the Ohio St D would be a bunch of blind men with cricks in their necks, their jocks around their ankles showing their hairless nuts as the grab at air all night.

where's the love for my boys? the only reason people hate the buckeyes, is because year after year they consistently get very good talent on the team. no doubt about it, it is a "football factory". every year they reload, and there coach is very good at what he does. so, that usually means they are ranked in the top 5 every year. i grew up in ohio (unfortunately) and every kid wants to play for the bucks. the one bad thing is if they play in the natl. title game, there year is over so early with no tourn. in the big ten,  that the team sits around and gets fat for 6-7 weeks before the title game. There coach is to good to let another team like illinois beat them. he will have them tweaked and ready to play the type of ball wvu plays.

 

 

 

                      BUCKEYES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!