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This was nosehair the second time around the person after the tag team..just nasty!!  Go A's!!!
 
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I'll lay the points, and say he made it with his boys.....
 
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Posted: #128
Make sure the hooch that you hit on is from out of town.  If she's from out of town, most likely she is on vacation.  When a chick is on vacation, they tend to be easier to screw!
 
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Sleezy chick and the clap, or herpes, or aids......Yea...that's the ticket!!
Your best bet....is a jar of vaseline and an 8 pack of Hot Dog Buns....for the boys!!
Bring the dough.....plenty of Pay As You Go....Ladies of the Night...will send you home, with your tails between your legs.
 
Good Luck.....I'm the King of Las Vegas!!
 
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better chance of hitting blackjack 20 hands in a row
 
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You'll prob get laid with no prob......you might want to get some lube for your butt......i hear the dudes in Vegas have big ones.......hahahaha
 
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Posted: #134
I'm sure the chick thought he was vanilla ice and that's why she "tagged" him and his butt buddy 2 nights in a row.
 
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Posted: #135
Its a process NoseHair......by your 3rd trip here, you'll know when/where to find EASY box.
 
If you can get into Tryst, you'll bat 1.000!!!!! No kidding.....
 
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I'll be in Vegas next week.  I'm probably staying at the wost Hotel in the strip but hell I'm only sleeping there.  I'd like to know where to go.  So far I hear Rain and Drai's.  Any other suggestions?

Nosehair where did you go?
 
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Posted: #137
been to rain.... dont bother...overrated.
 
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Yeah, don't waste your time trying to get into Rain, Pure, or LAX.
 
Unless you like over-priced drinks, phony dudes, and stuck up women.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneylineBABC:

Yeah, don't waste your time trying to get into Rain, Pure, or LAX.
 
Unless you like over-priced drinks, phony dudes, and stuck up women.

Where would you recommend then?  What about Ellis Island karaoke bar or Drai's?
 
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Classic Nosehair.
 
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that was a hilarious read
 
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  TOP THREAD IN MY OPINION
 
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Wow!
 
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drank 2 beers reading thru the thread !! lmao ...
 
 
2nights in a row, with your bud  yikes...
 
 
 
 
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Can't wait to see what kind of hijinks this years Boys To Vegas Trip will bring the Covers community.
 
 
 
 
 
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"Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion."
 
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Good luck NOSEHAIR
 
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maybe his "friends"LOL, pitched & paid for a pity-poke


P.S I bet he leaves the hat on during the act
 
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P.S I bet he leaves the hat on during the act
 
you no what they say about guys who wear hats while driving or screwing
 
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

Only time I was ever in Vegas, I screwed some chick from one of the Carolinas
 
She was wasted - just look for that

What a class act....?

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