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Does this story involve any Zima?
 
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got laid my only time out there...a teacher from new york,,she was no looker
 
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Quote Originally Posted by marcsaim:

My friend once said jokingly If you can't get laid in Vegas you can't get laid anywhere!!!

"Then he proceeded to lean in to kiss me."

 
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ha just read through this thread an what a great piece of work lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

 
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find a chick that trashed, she'll be up for it more then a sober chick...
 
smash away
 
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yo armed aruba your avatar is smoking....
spreadin her like that
 
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ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DDH420:

ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....
thats a buddy of mine his name is leek3
 
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thats a buddy of mine his name is leek3

Mean but still the funniest thing I've read or heard today..THANX brother TAGGER I needed that
 
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so funny that this thread has lasted a year and a half and still gettin killer views. one the the most entertaing threads ive seen on here.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DDH420:

ARMED ARUBA the chick is well fine enough to deserve a right click & enlarge but the WHO THE FUNK is that Jabronie in the back ground, that guy needs to be punished....

His name is Sphen and he is watching you.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by scdoggy:

GO to Drai's after hours - 5 - 6 am.  All the chicks are rolling or coked up.  If you can't get laid there, go back to your room and chop your dick off.

 so funny, so true

 
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Quote Originally Posted by revengeissweet1:

Only time I was ever in Vegas, I screwed some chick from one of the Carolinas
 
She was wasted - just look for that

 
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His name is Sphen and he is watching you.

Creepy, We need a little yellow man wearing a trench coat for that guy...Boo he's gone..

ARUBA you need to bring back that other avatar so TAGS joke is still relevant.
 
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bumping this thread because it is awesome...
 
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Depends on how much you are willing to spend.....   Or how many cougars you hit on..... Or how many drinks you buy the ladies..... or how persistent you are.... I don't know exactly but if there is a will there is a way bro....
 
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any more threeways nosehair?
 
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great read...would love to hear from THE nosehair!
 
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Nosehair how about a report on your latest adventure?
 
 
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just pay 4 it bro
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