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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

   My buddy and I both tagged the same person the first two nights.   
 

  Gross dude...and slightly retarded.  

 
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Don't let em give ya a hard time Nose, least ya got laid.
 
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Posted: #103
who was first????? you or your buddy
 
I hate sloppy seconds
 
go get a STD check-up
 
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Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

I'm heading there with my buddies in a couple weeks - and i've love nothing more than if I could get myself a dirty person for a night.
 
Not looking for paid sex though.
 
Where should I go?   Is there a particular night of the week that is best for getting a chick?   Time of the day?
 
Thanks


A buddy is someone that goes downtown a gets a blowjob, then comes home and gives you one.
 
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Posted: #105
I cannot believe you guys are letting this tread die...it must stay current for everyones entertainment. 
Make today great!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

So you were part of a 3 way, but not the cool kind.  Congrats.  What was it like kissing her after your buddy dropped a nice hot batch on her face?  Did she tell you her face tasted salty cause she was sweating? 

holy shit pocketjacks..that was one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life...laughing so hard i was crying!!!

 

 
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Posted: #107
great read..lol

i really hope the kid got laid but his response is a bit sketchy
 
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Posted: #108
dont worry nosehair its only gay if you were on the bottom
 
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Posted: #109
GREAT THREAD
 
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Quote Originally Posted by theCITY:

check out the Thunder from Down Under.. I'm sure they'll be able to hook you up w/ a little sum sum..


Dude I cant beleive u tagged that chick with your friend....  What makes it worse is it was two nights in a row!!
 
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i cant belive people actually belive that
 
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Quote Originally Posted by usctrojans1:

holy shit pocketjacks..that was one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life...laughing so hard i was crying!!!

 

Thank you sir, glad you enjoyed......but we should all thank Nosehair......he provides a puzzle of comedy, I just simply brought a couple of the pieces together. 

 
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Posted: #113
Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

sorry guys, I forgot about this thread.
 
We ended up taking a group a chicks back to our hotel the first.  My buddy and I both tagged the same person the first two nights.   She would never pass for a super model - but she got the job done.
 
I love vegas.  Will be making this a yearly trip with the boys.

SO YOU DID TAKE THE ADVICE OF YOUR MOM THEN? WHAT A person!

 
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thank you nosehair for probably the best tv sitcom within a thread that I have ever read!!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

Thank you sir, glad you enjoyed......but we should all thank Nosehair......he provides a puzzle of comedy, I just simply brought a couple of the pieces together. 

 
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Posted: #116
A MMF threesome. What are the chances that his buddy tagged him while he was tagging her?
 
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Are you K-Fed's brother?
 
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He really never said it was a 3some. I think his buddy banged her one night, then he hooked up the next. Moving on.
 
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yo nosehair, im goin to vegas in 4-1/2 weeks. 
whats the name of the club you pulled that piece a box
out of playa?? i wana check that joint out.
 
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Posted: #122
or better yet, can you just hit me with that girl's celly?
 
 
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Celly...?... how about if someone just hits you!
 
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Posted: #124
You sure you didn't fuck Javon Walker????
 
 
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nosehair,buddy,and person=2 buddys,1 girl, 1 cup
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