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    fartnsniff
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 12:02 AM ET #51

    Don't sweat it nosehair.
     
    I once banged a 42 year old a few times.  Just did it cause I thought it would be cool to rail an older chick.
     
    This guy is probably thinking the same  -  he won't be around for long.
     
    You'll have your moms back soon enough.
     
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    Don't sweat it nosehair.
     
    I once banged a 42 year old a few times.  Just did it cause I thought it would be cool to rail an older chick.
     
    This guy is probably thinking the same  -  he won't be around for long.
     
    You'll have your moms back soon enough.
     
    FnS
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 10:19 AM ET #52

    This thread is hilarious.
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    This thread is hilarious.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 10:29 AM ET #53

    this could turn into Ashton Kucher/Demi Moore
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    this could turn into Ashton Kucher/Demi Moore
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 6:40 PM ET #54

    Quote Originally Posted by mattbrot:

    on a more serious note this is unacceptable.  Unfortunately I think it would drastically change my relationship with my mom.  I mean shit talk about losing serious respect.
     
    It has changed our relationship.
     
    Last year during the NFL season...on Sunday mornings, I would sleep off my hangover at my place until about noon...kick whatever person I picked up the night before out of my bed - then head over to moms to chill in her condo and watch football all day.   She would cook food all day and basically treat me like a king (i'm her one and only kid).
     
    This season, aside from the odd visit...i've been staying away from her place for the most part.  Not interested in seeing some young punk flirting around with moms while I try to focus on football. 
     
    I didnt see this coming at all.  Maybe she got this idea from watching too many episodes of Desparate Housewives for fuck sakes?  
     
    It's a wierd situation - I just want this little shit to go away. To think when mom was my age, the shit head she's with now was a fucking 1 year old in diapers. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattbrot:

    on a more serious note this is unacceptable.  Unfortunately I think it would drastically change my relationship with my mom.  I mean shit talk about losing serious respect.
     
    It has changed our relationship.
     
    Last year during the NFL season...on Sunday mornings, I would sleep off my hangover at my place until about noon...kick whatever person I picked up the night before out of my bed - then head over to moms to chill in her condo and watch football all day.   She would cook food all day and basically treat me like a king (i'm her one and only kid).
     
    This season, aside from the odd visit...i've been staying away from her place for the most part.  Not interested in seeing some young punk flirting around with moms while I try to focus on football. 
     
    I didnt see this coming at all.  Maybe she got this idea from watching too many episodes of Desparate Housewives for fuck sakes?  
     
    It's a wierd situation - I just want this little shit to go away. To think when mom was my age, the shit head she's with now was a fucking 1 year old in diapers. 
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 8:12 PM ET #55

    Not sure why you would want to tell the world what your mom is doing, I know I wouldn't.  When is she going to be on Springer?  It's bad enough she's having a mid-life crisis and banging some younger dude, but to make it worse, instead of it being like a personal trainer or some young normal guy, it's some K-Fed, bringing sexy back, piece of trash loser.  If it was my mom, I would tell her to wake the fuck up and that she is embarrassing herself.  It's one thing to bang some younger guy and keep it discreet, but sounds like she is flaunting it around, which is just sad and embarrassing.
     
    Sorry to have that happen to you.
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    Not sure why you would want to tell the world what your mom is doing, I know I wouldn't.  When is she going to be on Springer?  It's bad enough she's having a mid-life crisis and banging some younger dude, but to make it worse, instead of it being like a personal trainer or some young normal guy, it's some K-Fed, bringing sexy back, piece of trash loser.  If it was my mom, I would tell her to wake the fuck up and that she is embarrassing herself.  It's one thing to bang some younger guy and keep it discreet, but sounds like she is flaunting it around, which is just sad and embarrassing.
     
    Sorry to have that happen to you.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 8:23 PM ET #56

    for christ sakes hope and pray he doesnt knock your mother up with a baby..
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    for christ sakes hope and pray he doesnt knock your mother up with a baby..
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 8:47 PM ET #57

    Mikael99 has a good point -make sure this K FED wanna be brings a raincoat
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    Mikael99 has a good point -make sure this K FED wanna be brings a raincoat
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 8:59 PM ET #58

    Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

     
     
     
    I'm glad my mom seems happy for the first time in many years - but seeing the two of them together really sucks. We were at a family wedding a few weeks back and they spent the entire time on the dance floor making out.  I have yet to confront mom or him about what the hell is going on.  She told me when I first found out that they met in the Grocery store she works at...she's a cashier and he works in the Deli department.
     
     
    i bet she was quite easy back in her day. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by NoseHair:

     
     
     
    I'm glad my mom seems happy for the first time in many years - but seeing the two of them together really sucks. We were at a family wedding a few weeks back and they spent the entire time on the dance floor making out.  I have yet to confront mom or him about what the hell is going on.  She told me when I first found out that they met in the Grocery store she works at...she's a cashier and he works in the Deli department.
     
     
    i bet she was quite easy back in her day. 
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 9:31 PM ET #59

    Nosehair maybe you should stack up your mothers place with rubbers. Put some at different strategic places in the house. Bedroom, bathroom, some in the kitchen ect.. 
     
    a) you leave a hint to your mother, that you do not want a younger sibling
    b) minimize the risk that this k-fed dude slips on in and forgets the condom.
     
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    Nosehair maybe you should stack up your mothers place with rubbers. Put some at different strategic places in the house. Bedroom, bathroom, some in the kitchen ect.. 
     
    a) you leave a hint to your mother, that you do not want a younger sibling
    b) minimize the risk that this k-fed dude slips on in and forgets the condom.
     
     
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    Posted: Nov. 5, 2006 - 10:36 PM ET #60

    What we have here is a total disrespect for the law. I would be patient and let this guy piss your mom off. Then you will have an excuse to beat his ass and your mom will not be pissed at you. You will have a win win situation.

    P.S.
    Make sure you kick him in the nuts a few times for good measure.


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    What we have here is a total disrespect for the law. I would be patient and let this guy piss your mom off. Then you will have an excuse to beat his ass and your mom will not be pissed at you. You will have a win win situation.

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    Make sure you kick him in the nuts a few times for good measure.


     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 2:15 AM ET #61

    let me guess u guys live in a Trailer too.......
    all i got to say ...trash
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    let me guess u guys live in a Trailer too.......
    all i got to say ...trash
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 4:37 AM ET #62

    this shit is so funny hahaha
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    this shit is so funny hahaha
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 6:29 AM ET #63

    sorry nosehair but this is not about your happiness or peace of mind, its your moms life and you need to support her now and when she dumps him maybe you tell her how it made you feel but bottom line is you need to mind your business unless money starts to disappear from your moms bank account.
     
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    sorry nosehair but this is not about your happiness or peace of mind, its your moms life and you need to support her now and when she dumps him maybe you tell her how it made you feel but bottom line is you need to mind your business unless money starts to disappear from your moms bank account.
     
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 9:32 AM ET #64

    sorry that you didn't discover your mom's the town person sooner and k-fed and his boys are about to run train on her.  the truth hurts sometimes. 
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    sorry that you didn't discover your mom's the town person sooner and k-fed and his boys are about to run train on her.  the truth hurts sometimes. 
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 1:20 PM ET #65

    Trust me when you are 45 or so and single you are gonna want to bang 20 year old person all the time
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    Trust me when you are 45 or so and single you are gonna want to bang 20 year old person all the time
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 3:54 PM ET #66

    This thread makes me value that parents are atill married
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    This thread makes me value that parents are atill married
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 5:02 PM ET #67

    i didnt know people actually used the term 'moms'
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    i didnt know people actually used the term 'moms'
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 5:34 PM ET #68

    Deli dept guys get all the hot chicks.... On the positive side he knows how to handle old meat..... If they marry you can borrow his clothes...... On her lunch break he can give her free tube steak from the deli..  He may have a good drug connection ( all deli guys do)..... Worse case senario he becomes your new dad and you rob the dumb drunk punk blind when he passes out over at "moms"... GL...
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    Deli dept guys get all the hot chicks.... On the positive side he knows how to handle old meat..... If they marry you can borrow his clothes...... On her lunch break he can give her free tube steak from the deli..  He may have a good drug connection ( all deli guys do)..... Worse case senario he becomes your new dad and you rob the dumb drunk punk blind when he passes out over at "moms"... GL...
     
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    Posted: Nov. 6, 2006 - 6:33 PM ET #69

    You got his phone number?  We here at covers could make a few calls from payphones at around say 3ish a.m.
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    You got his phone number?  We here at covers could make a few calls from payphones at around say 3ish a.m.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 8, 2006 - 7:19 AM ET #70

    Any chance you mom has also been screwing your friends for the last few years behind your back?
     
    Maybe she just likes young cock.
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    Any chance you mom has also been screwing your friends for the last few years behind your back?
     
    Maybe she just likes young cock.
     
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    Posted: Nov. 8, 2006 - 5:03 PM ET #71

    any pics of your mom, im 25 but don't rock jerseys/ baggy jeans/ or gold chains so im a step up 
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    any pics of your mom, im 25 but don't rock jerseys/ baggy jeans/ or gold chains so im a step up 
     
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    Posted: Nov. 8, 2006 - 7:03 PM ET #72

    u should have your moms boyfriend set u up,with his mom and u 4 could go out on a double date
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    u should have your moms boyfriend set u up,with his mom and u 4 could go out on a double date
     
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    Posted: Nov. 8, 2006 - 7:32 PM ET #73

    Your mother might exhibit a little sensitivity and some judgment in pairing herself up with a 20 something year old, (close to her son's age).
    How embarrassing.....let her know that she can keep that litlte fling to herself because you'd rather not be subjected to the humiliation. Good luck.
    "Making out on the dance floor."
    What the fuck is that?
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    Your mother might exhibit a little sensitivity and some judgment in pairing herself up with a 20 something year old, (close to her son's age).
    How embarrassing.....let her know that she can keep that litlte fling to herself because you'd rather not be subjected to the humiliation. Good luck.
    "Making out on the dance floor."
    What the fuck is that?
     
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    Posted: Nov. 8, 2006 - 10:29 PM ET #74

    No offense Nose, since she is your mom, but if this is really the first time your mother has had some schlong since your father, then she is no doubt in it for the sex just as much as the young buck is. 
     
    Im 32 and Ive had a few over 50 who were still in good shape, cute in the face and literally acted like they were making up for a whole decade of box inactivity.
     
    The best thing you can do is not to think of all the nasty things he has or will do to your mom and just be happy that she is happy. Once the young buck has worn the cooter out he will move on and your mom will either find a man more her age or go back to watching desperate housewives. 
     
    Has she tried a black guy yet? 
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    No offense Nose, since she is your mom, but if this is really the first time your mother has had some schlong since your father, then she is no doubt in it for the sex just as much as the young buck is. 
     
    Im 32 and Ive had a few over 50 who were still in good shape, cute in the face and literally acted like they were making up for a whole decade of box inactivity.
     
    The best thing you can do is not to think of all the nasty things he has or will do to your mom and just be happy that she is happy. Once the young buck has worn the cooter out he will move on and your mom will either find a man more her age or go back to watching desperate housewives. 
     
    Has she tried a black guy yet? 
     
     
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