My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

i would kick his ass for bein only 26 and mostly for bein a thugged out dipshit my moms dating right now also and if its a clean nice lookin guy than she can have her fun but if its a loser like u said i would tell her

 

What a motherfucker....oh wait.....

 

This thread has had me crackin up all the way thru.

 

Classic situation.

I love it.

Nose -

 

I'm 36 and have a friends wife who wants to set me up with her 47 year old -no thanks and she is a personal trainer .

 

instead i'm going out tomorrow night with a 23 year old college grad who wants to go to law school.. we met at the gym .

 

But when I was 31 , I dated a 46 year old divorcee, who had a 26 year old son .. we met at a holiday party .. she never told him -he lived out of town/was married himself . I can't imagine how he would have felt if he knew I was slamming his mother , and yes they like it from the back door .

 

It was 5 months of fun -mostly between the sheets -that's what it's about for your mother  -hate to break it to you.

 

ok-now -go have a few  to calm yourself .

 

 

 

 

 

thats the fubbiest thing i read in a long while

when i was 26 i was with a 41 year old.  see lied and said she was 36 but hell i din't care.  and yes she took it up the poopshoot and loved it.  first 5 months we fucked like 5/6 times a day if i could get it up that many times.  she did my laundry and cooked diner everynight...then about a year later she wanted nothing to do with me.

 

it will wear off when reality sets in.  prob after some strangers make some comments about her being a tramp or cradle robber and her mindset and image change on a dime.

 

Yeah, you chase younger guys as well. I'm sure you're out in sympathy with this woman

oh, and nosehair - at 26 I was with a 45 yr old for a time. She had no kids thou.

 

No Raging...this is the funniest sentence in this thread

Milf

my parents have been married for 39 years so i have no reference point on a subject like this (thankfully) but i think i would have to fuckin kill the kid. next holiday or whenever he is over for a meal if he is sitting at the table just sneak up behind him and bash his head in with a coffee pot or a glass or something

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If your mums a milf... here's my number ... 93456775

LET YOUR MOM LIVE A LITTLE AND ENJOY HER SELF WHILE SHE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF 50.......IT'S HARMLESS AND YOUR A BIG BOY SO YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON...NOT THAT THAT MAKES IT ANY EASIER

 

I'd have to beat that fucker so bad he never came around again. I know it's not right, but that's how I would handle it.

 

 

Correction. I'd have a man to man talk with the kid and tell him to get lost or get fucked up real bad. If that doesn't work, then you send him to the hospital.

 

 

that's some pretty funny shit. 

this is what happens to dudes who go to clubs, dance at clubs, and tout about how good Nick Lechey is.

 

 

 

on a more serious note this is unacceptable.  Unfortunately I think it would drastically change my relationship with my mom.  I mean shit talk about losing serious respect.

 

 

dude, respect ur elders... 

I knew this would get good

 

chrisy,   yikes

 

that's some old battle ax

 

Pffft...I dont 'chase' younger guys thank you.

 

Hell, dont hate me coz Im beautiful.