My Mom is Dating a 26 year old

So she's talking about things like retirement, ben gay, hysterectomies, laxatives, and bingo at the local church, the biggest worry for this guy on a daily basis is whether the customer wants their turkey breast sliced thick or thin. 

Hutch

 

 

Ah well...cant say its coz shes attracted to the biceps...

 

Anyway I felt compelled to rate him a 1.

Merely becoz he had his pic taken while he was still in the closet.

 

 

 

 

 

I got tore up one night at the bar, this 45 year old milf takes me to her place I knock the back out of it, woke up the next morning thinking she lived by herself walked in the kitchen butt as naked, her 26 year old son was sitting at the table eating pancakes, I was 23! I said nothing to him got a glass of water, went back to bed with his mom, tore it up again, and then called a cab.

 

Your mom is kinda hot for 49 but that dude is a fucking nerd

funny story texasmoneyThat must have been awkward.

Texas

 

That is a great story

definitely a Covers classic

 

Shout out to the linemen:  create a Covers Classics Forum so these never go away

 

and Nosehair, don't post pictures of your family - a new low

 

 

Last night I was fucking my wife and NoseHairs mom popped into my head.

welcome to fucking bizarro world.  WTF is all I can say that and WHAT THE FUCK.

Hell, in a pinch, I would hit that

 

Turn off the lights - Wet and warm works every time

 

Sometimes you just have to drink alot first!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Funny, same thing happened to me when I  was fucking your wife too!

 

Not baiting me with that one Mr. Alias.

 

 Yummy Mommy

 

Rizz

 

I agree.  We need to keep these classic posts.

 

off the top of my head:

1. sup bro

2. Ever darn a fat chick (original not the remake)

3. 14 year old hit on me last night.

4. My neighbour has a pool and hasn't invited me yet

5. towing away the neighbours car

 

Mom's cute, she can do a lot better than Screech/KFed/Adrien Brody 

 

Dont forget:

 

Need Help Me

Sofa's first problem with the bollock kicking and back to the future

 

 

I feel 4 ya Nose hair.. but since this is a gambling site....

 

Will K-Fed knock up mommy??

 

Yes +180

No -220

 

4 your sake, I'm unloading on the chalk...

Nosehair:

 

After reading this thread and thinking about things there is really nothing you could do LEGALLY.
You have to let things run their course. I have a pretty god feeling your mom is just looking for some fun
and a little bit of happiness. I have little doubt she is in this for the SEX bigtime! Have to be honest with
you! Sorry! By looking at this dude and that body type and stuff he probably has a 10 inch cock and
is really giving it to your mom good and hard and she is enjoying the hell out of it! I'm not saying this to rub
it in but I would bet there is major good sex for your mom here! If you want to find out more and get deeper
into this issue I would talk to any of your MOMS FRIENDS and ask them what's going on and say you are concerned. If you want to be malicious tell your moms friends you heard the guy has herpes or something?!

Anyway, I do feel for you but little you can do besides the few little things I said above which probably will
not work anyway.

 

Sincerely,

Roland

 

 

Appreciate the honest feedback.  

 

I think i'm going to do a little dirt digging on this guy.  Check out his home town...talk to some people....find out what this guys deal is. I'd love to bring something back to mom that would give her second thoughts about this dirt bag.

 

Put up a sketchy personal from this guy, show the personal to your mom. Problem solved.

 

T-King