Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper

whoah,thats a bit rough......just so ya can show friends and family how you once met the single greatest loser in gambling history??...salt in the wound for college gambler,hehe

havent checked on this for a little while,wats the deal now??..is he just working and staying in vegas??..or planning to head back to new jersey??...assuming he's just betting watever spare money he can scrape together.

After pretty much 4 months of "career on the line" plays he finally got a 'job' as a DJ.   You can take boy out of the Jersey Shore but you can't take the Jersey Shore out of the boy....     He's also got some sort of promoting gig, but as one guy on the other site said it's probably him wearing a gorilla suit and spinning a sign for a car dealership or something.   He's also done nothing with his bartending degree... I guess going psycho on your instructor doesn't help you find a job in that field.  

Throw in a few $25 plays on bases and there you have it......    

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand .... Scene.

I am now 29 years old and have been being a moron for just over a year after leaving a decent job at a clearing house....  I am absolutely horrible at betting on sports and have done worse in the last 2-3 years than if I had just flipped a coin each time.  Been doing so poorly in College and NFL football this season that BOTH my creditors and family cut me off....  

Check up losing 60K betting separate in college and NFL football this season.. (check my season long threads)

Lost in every sport considerably last year

The biggest thing is the cost of living in NJ where I should have stayed and tried to create a decent life for myself, but instead, I stupidly thought Vegas is dirt cheap to live... I could have had a 2 bedroom gorgeous apartment for $850-$1100 range, but now I can't even afford that... It cost $1500 or so in Jersey if u live in Warren and Hunderston counties even.. (small counties)

The other thing is  I have bad discipline all the time... (I don't want to work and I am so stupid, I would even bet on two mice racing if they allowed it)   

So I had over 30K saved (mostly from living at home rent free with my parents) and I feel with no wife or kids (for obvious reasons) this is the perfect time for me to attempt to live my dream of being a pro handicapper.  I really think with proper discipline and the fact that I will be studying games, trends, etc all day that I can win 5K a month or so - unfortunately, I am a drug and alcohol abusing undisciplined racist Jersey Shore Guido douchetard, so there's no way this will ever be a successful venture.....  

Because I'm a dumba$s, I am quitting my job this coming Friday Jan 2, 2015 as I will receive the company match in my 401K for 2014 by then...  nothing else keeping me here... I am rolling over my 401K btw - but soon that will be long gone too.

Going to tell boss of my dream to move to vegas and he will laugh like a hyena and say I am out of my mind, and hopefully I will come to my senses before I'm living in a crack house sucking c0ck to support my $50 a day meth habit. 

Looking at the Summerlin/Henderson area, but I will eventually just "crash" on couches of past their prime divorcees and ugly married broads who want to use me as a "sidepiece"...

I know those who follow me know that I never lie about my bets or anything like that and I am 100% serious and that's why the whole world knows what a jerkwad loser I am. I have never been so focused on succeeding in anything in my life and I am really confident I will do great - but ultimately, this will wind up the most epic of fails in the history of gamblers.

No more limits to what I can throw on a game if I really like it, because I have no sense of self control, or any idea how to make a living at this. anyone who follows my season long threads knows how bad I am...

Basically just wanted to let you know who follow me of my dream that it will come to an end I say by the end of January 2017...  When I finally have the courage in a moment of sobriety to finally pull the trigger and jump off the top of that big ferris wheel they just built on the strip..... 

never been so confident or excited in my life, except when I'm driving around drunk, or getting into fights with trannies. I am 100% telling the truth and just wanted to see if anyone wanted to follow me while I am out there and watch the demise of an idiot.  Nobody has ever said I am good enough to do it and I know I am not.. they say this is like something u see in a movie (like, "Leaving Las Vegas) and I was just curious if anyone wanted to follow my journey because I will be honest and happy to share it, as long as you're not g@y, or a different color than me...

If I see a bunch of negative comments I will continue to share how bad things go out there with everyone... I will also let u know how it goes when I am finally forced to quit, where I am forced to live and how my male prostituting/day to day life goes out there.

Unfortunately, this is something I have been planning for the last 3 years or so.. I would always WONDER if I am good enough to be a pro handicapper or not if I DIDN"T try this - I'm guessing the answer is a resounding "NO"!!

No way with my drug and alcohol problem and horrible capping skills could I even possibly get a job with a betting service..  but I 100% love it and plan on being able to do it full time and become a legend in the business - for the ultimate failure.  I never been focused on anything in my life... I'm absolutely horrible at sports and betting on them

Yea I saw that from last month. Probably makes less than minimum wage for the hours he's putting in. 

You are clearly a valued member of the organization. 

BUMP.

Eatmeidiot

Let's gooooooooo!!!