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Posted: #13601
I am really starting to believe that Baronman is the true star of all of this.

That guy is the perfect mix of crazy and unintentionally funny.
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Put Baronman and CG in a house together in Vegas.  Roll the cameras.

Odd Couple 2016.

CG banging milfs, snorting coke, "cussing", and gambling while Baronman incoherently and obliviously explains his 20 dollar teasers and morality.

It would be great.

 
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Posted: #13603
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Put Baronman and CG in a house together in Vegas.  Roll the cameras.

Odd Couple 2016.

CG banging milfs, snorting coke, "cussing", and gambling while Baronman incoherently and obliviously explains his 20 dollar teasers and morality.

It would be great.

 

They could put it on ppv and I'd still shell out the $89.95. 

 
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Wow finally listening to some of the advice he was given in this thread...only a year later.  Funny watching his dumb caveman-esque face describing the benefits of flat betting like he just invented the wheel.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Michfan15:

Wow finally listening to some of the advice he was given in this thread...only a year later.  Funny watching his dumb caveman-esque face describing the benefits of flat betting like he just invented the wheel.







sumwhere out there theres a caveman feeling very insulted.

when betting on woolly mammoth races even their primitive brains knew the advantages and disadvantages of flat betting.
 
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Posted: #13606
I have finally read most of this thread.  It took me a good two weeks and I lost much sleep and even got in a bad routine and started eating bad and not working out reading the thread too much..lol..

but anyway, good for you vancyk!

it only took a year and many TB's downed, numerous coke lines sniffed and milfs slayed a of at least  40+ dollars, 5 guys beat down, some family members murdered and rolled up in rugs, countless talapias devoured, a move back to east coast and a valiant return to the desert but it seems CG may have almost got the message about flat betting..

now if he could actually understand that he should perhaps flat bet all games and not vary the bets based on what sport he is betting on he might be getting somewhere.  I fear the baseball season is going to be very rough for our young hero too...I know it is for me.

nice thread
 
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Lessss Goooooooo, Ceeeee Geeeeee.
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CG if you are reading this, your latest video will only lead to virtually everyone here shaking their head in disgust.

We all recommended flat betting and Van in particular hammered it home.

Do you know why we recommended it???

WE WANTED YOU TO SUCCEED! Yeah Van had a bet against you and in the process he was giving you advice! (perhaps my timelines are a bit off but the fact he gave you very important advice to prolong your stay there is proof he wanted you to succeed at some point).

And now, with your life roll at 4.5K you come back and say "Flat betting is the way to go!"???

Come on now CG...Come on...

 

This just adds insult to injury to a lot of us.

At this point, we are all rooting for bomb plays! I'm serious. It'll be quite entertaining to put your life roll on the line. Because most of us here will never offer a shred of advice again.

A lot of the jabs you are getting above are from guys who endlessly offered sound advice for your endeavor and were told "Don't tell a f***** professional how to run his organization!".

 

 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

CG if you are reading this, your latest video will only lead to virtually everyone here shaking their head in disgust.

We all recommended flat betting and Van in particular hammered it home.

Do you know why we recommended it???

WE WANTED YOU TO SUCCEED! Yeah Van had a bet against you and in the process he was giving you advice! (perhaps my timelines are a bit off but the fact he gave you very important advice to prolong your stay there is proof he wanted you to succeed at some point).

And now, with your life roll at 4.5K you come back and say "Flat betting is the way to go!"???

Come on now CG...Come on...

 

This just adds insult to injury to a lot of us.

At this point, we are all rooting for bomb plays! I'm serious. It'll be quite entertaining to put your life roll on the line. Because most of us here will never offer a shred of advice again.

A lot of the jabs you are getting above are from guys who endlessly offered sound advice for your endeavor and were told "Don't tell a f***** professional how to run his organization!".

 

 


It's pretty funny because he'll continue to flat bet when it's going well. 

But as soon as the slightest thing goes against him, it'll be cocaine/drunk driving/bomb time. 
 
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Posted: #13610
Lessss goooooooooo, Hollywood. Denver and Zona ML parlay bond. Play of the Year. You know you want it, bro. Fire away. ????
 
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He's so bad.  Duke -6 FH, Duke -11 for the game they lose SU to Cuse.  Rutgers +20 vs Purdue and they get smoked by 50 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Michfan15:

He's so bad.  Duke -6 FH, Duke -11 for the game they lose SU to Cuse.  Rutgers +20 vs Purdue and they get smoked by 50 

Love this guy taking it to him...

Did you really say you can`t win everyday as if anyone expects you to win ever. YOU ARE out 30-40, 000 dollars and down to ur last 4,000 from ur 401 k and your talking like your good and a well respected capper. You suck in every sport you bet. You are an ongoing joke in every gambling forum you ever enter. Keep living the dream with that 4,000 dollar bankroll. You just lost a game by 30 points on the pointspread and an 11 point favorite who lost outright at home. I can`t stop laughing. Thank you for that.
 
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Posted: #13613
And of course, no day would be complete without some good old CG Logic....  


"I have won 12/15 weeks and first 3 weeks of 2016 on pace for 100K + year in 2016. Biggest thing I am finally flag betting. I'll be + a ton this year if I flat bet. Lost last year cuz of ridiculous money management. It's a new year trolls. I might sweep the nfl playoffs"


Because everyone knows this is how gambling works.  What you win 1 week is guaranteed every week, duh!
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlUGx9wasE

calling out more people 
 
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CG your still a clown.  Good job on going 5-0 this weekend in what was likely the easiest and most chalky playoff weekend in the last decade (first time in 11 years there was not an upset this round).

So your +7700 in the last 3 weeks?  Whoop-de-fookin-do buddy.  Exactly like i said several pages ago, you really enjoy quoting arbitrary time frames to make it sound like you aren't doing as horrible as you actually are.  

Perhaps you should rephrase to "I'm only down 42K since I've moved out here!!" 

Also, is that a threat? "I'm guna keep flat betting, u fuckiin watch!!"   
Alright buddy I'll watch.  I'll watch you start flat betting at the EXACT inopportune time, when u need to hit a bomb and right before you go on a mini heater, nice call....

 
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I'll also gladly watch horrendous capping abilities continue to eat at your bankroll when Butler steamrolls Providence tonight.  So you say: "They have lost two in a row at home, rare for a good team to lose 3 in a row at home..."

Um sure buddy.  Maybe if you take a look at a box score once in a while (it summarizes the stats of a game, if you didn't know) you'd see that it took Providence a ridiculous 12-26 from three plus Butler going 3-17 to beat them in the last game.  I doubt Butler shoots that poor again nor will Providence shoot that well (coming off a 5-25 night vs SH).  Butler will be out for blood tonight.  and Providence' last game, even with 12 steals and 19 Seton turnovers, Prov still lost by 9.  They just aren't playing good ball right now.  And I'm being completely objective even with a big futures bet on Providence.

South Carolina is also going to whoop Ole miss tonight.  They had one bad game vs Bama, no biggie, they'll rebound tonight, Frank Martin will embarrass Andy Kennedy.  No more Jarvis Summers or Ladarius White for Ole miss.  

Should be another 0-2 night for HCG.  Looking forward to the post game vid.  
 
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Hey PENCIL-D!CK!

Did you really call Mich a...a...Coward?!?!

Kid, grow a phucking sack and say something your phucking self on this thread.  You of all people have gall to call anyone out here when you have to "hide" to read the comments...then run across the street or to JewTube to post a reply.

YOU'RE pathetic bro.  

And while you're at it Hollywood-ing-it-up on the Tube, why don't you take some time to pronounce AND swallow.  Swear, that 'Bama-learning has taught you nothing!  You remind me of Don Vito: just can't contain himself and starts rattling around and slobbering all over the camera.  RIP Donny....even as a creepy pedo, he was still liked much, much more than you CG.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlUGx9wasE

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That has taken over "Livid" as my favorite CG psycho meltdown video!!!    


Hey dipshit... why don't you take that $7700 that you're 'up' and invest in some mood stabilizers for your bi-polar disorder.    And a spit shield for your phone....    


It would be even funnier he had some Uber riders in the back seat just cowering in fear wondering the fukk this guy is on.
 
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Posted: #13619
More CG math....

Start with a new record in NFL because of the calendar change.  


He honestly thinks he's 5-0 this NFL season.   




 
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Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlUGx9wasE

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That has taken over "Livid" as my favorite CG psycho meltdown video!!!    


Hey dipshit... why don't you take that $7700 that you're 'up' and invest in some mood stabilizers for your bi-polar disorder.    And a spit shield for your phone....    


It would be even funnier he had some Uber riders in the back seat just cowering in fear wondering the fukk this guy is on.










..why does the guy give even the slightest shiit whether or not sum random dudes on the interweb give him credit or attention when he wins???....wat possible bearing can it have on him??


at the risk of being repetitive,NO-ONE CARES WHETHER YOU LOSE OR WIN ON A GIVEN DAY,WEEK OR MONTH,COLLEGE GAMBLER
with your habits and emotional state the outcome is inevitable and its been pointed out.....oh,i dunno only a million times in here already.
seems im the only one that doesnt get a youtube shoutout ...so please,next time answer this one question for me...do you seriously believe that the path you are on is going to eventually lead you to a positive result???

please be honest here...its cool to have sum fun and piss away a bit of life whilst feeding an addiction and doing wat ya love...but keep it real and call it wat it is.
 
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Fantastic video.  Real, not real, crazy, fake, acting, or sicko - any way you slice it - those videos are gold.

Congrats CG on being 5-0 in the playoffs.  I know that is what you wanted to hear.  

I think your car needs an interior wash. I hope you disinfect from time to time.  There is spit going all over the place.  Not great for the Uber customers health.






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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Fantastic video.  Real, not real, crazy, fake, acting, or sicko - any way you slice it - those videos are gold.

Congrats CG on being 5-0 in the playoffs.  I know that is what you wanted to hear.  

I think your car needs an interior wash. I hope you disinfect from time to time.  There is spit going all over the place.  Not great for the Uber customers health.







And BTW - I am in total favor of CGs record keeping methods.  Nobody had a worse 2015 than me.  So I just did some recalculating and guess what?  

I AM UP FOR 2016!!

Me and CG - both up in 2016!!

(I am screaming and my monitor is covered in saliva)
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Fantastic video.  Real, not real, crazy, fake, acting, or sicko - any way you slice it - those videos are gold.

Congrats CG on being 5-0 in the playoffs.  I know that is what you wanted to hear.  

I think your car needs an interior wash. I hope you disinfect from time to time.  There is spit going all over the place.  Not great for the Uber customers health.







..lordy lordy lordy..i cant enuff of these spit jokes
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:


..lordy lordy lordy..i cant enuff of these spit jokes

Lou Holtz thinks CG spits a lot
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