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Posted: #12801
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

GG - you are funny.  Almost as non-credible as CG.  Tonight is a 50/50 chance for you both to reach your destiny of irrelevance.

Have either of you moron twins put any thought in to what happens if the Seahawks lose?  I saw him post that this will leave him with 4k total in his life.

 





Van:  There are only three gambling personality types in the entire gambling universe.

Some gamblers push the envelope.

Some gamblers just lick it.

Some gamblers cannot even find the flap.




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God Goose, you really think you're eloquent don't you? What does that even mean or how does it even relate to the disaster that has been documented here? Two of the biggest morons I have ever seen.

Even if Seahawks win tonight, the inevitable end is near: Goose and CG Thelma&Louise it off a cliff.....

(But it's giving you half a stalk isn't it Goose, holding hands with CG in the car?)
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Quote Originally Posted by Ganda:

God Goose, you really think you're eloquent don't you? What does that even mean or how does it even relate to the disaster that has been documented here? Two of the biggest morons I have ever seen.

Even if Seahawks win tonight, the inevitable end is near: Goose and CG Thelma&Louise it off a cliff.....

(But it's giving you half a stalk isn't it Goose, holding hands with CG in the car?)

It means they suck at gambling but just do it for a rush like crackheads.




 
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And, right on cue, flapless makes an appearance.
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Posted: #12805
Checking in for the first time since friday and I see he's all in on a 10k play for tonight cause he was mad at his 1-1, -$1700 from yesterday. 

LO-F*CKING-L

 
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Posted: #12806
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Seattle Seahawks ML in a must win game on their own field is a solid wager worthy of 10 units.

Yes, I am behind this pick 110%.

And don't give me this "Chase BS" either.  Nick had this game in his crosshairs three days ago.  So that BS don't fly here.

Goose, you are becoming as braindead as CG is at this point. Hate to see it, but it's the truth. 
 
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Posted: #12807
Yea Goose, I'm sure he was planning on a 10k play here if he went 2-0 yesterday. 

Right?

 
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Posted: #12808
Quote Originally Posted by tsw:


Yeah it does fu k face.  If Scal and I are on the same side vs CG we'd be -1'000.

Boomer Sooner bit    ch






"Capping" is the least of CG's many, many issues in life but this is too true. 

 
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Wow, the Haters are all dressed up to party tonight.
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Posted: #12810
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Wow, the Haters are all dressed up to party tonight.

This is exactly like the body shaming South Park episode from a couple weeks ago. CG and Goose are Cartman who can't handle the truth, and the rest of us are "reality."

Anyone on the side of "reality" is a hater. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_Space_(South_Park) 
 
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Posted: #12811
CARDINALS TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! 
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Posted: #12812
lol
 
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Posted: #12813

Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:





Van:  There are only three gambling personality types in the entire gambling universe.

Some gamblers push the envelope.

Some gamblers just lick it.

Some gamblers cannot even find the flap.




And some gamblers have nothing to put inside.

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Posted: #12814
19-0 Cardinals
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:





Van:  There are only three gambling personality types in the entire gambling universe.

Some gamblers push the envelope.

Some gamblers just lick it.

Some gamblers cannot even find the flap.






shiit,if college gambler didnt spend so much time "finding the flap",snorting coke and chugging beers and instead concentrated on the small matter of actually picking winners for a living(sumthing,by the way,that has been pointed out to be extremely difficult for the overwhelming majority of the population)then things mite have worked out a little better for him.................not much but maybe a little.
 
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Posted: #12816
Quote Originally Posted by Manila_Playa87:

I still feel there's still another twist in the HCG journey. The titanic is not yet sunk but it's filling fast 



The Titanic was built by Professionals.

The Arc was built by Amateurs who ignored the Haters and followed their Heart.


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Quote Originally Posted by Manila_Playa87:

I still feel there's still another twist in the HCG journey. The titanic is not yet sunk but it's filling fast 





if seahawks dont mount one epic mother of a comeback then the only "twist" left in the story is college gambler becoming the new holy diver and posting imaginary "air" bets of hundreds of thousands of dollars..........and of course offering strangers on the street blo.w-jobs for spare change.
 
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Posted: #12818
Imagine if Seattle not only wins, but wins by less than the spread? Gonna be a wholeeeee lot of....

"THAT'S WHY YOU PLAY THE MONEYLINE!!!!"

And I'm rooting for it to happen for entertainment value alone. 
 
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Posted: #12819
Quote Originally Posted by Manila_Playa87:

Something whacky may keep him alive to fight another day 


Oh, how the mighty Haters have fallen.


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Posted: #12820
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Oh, how the mighty Haters have fallen.



You think CG winning this game would turn the "haters" away?

 
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Posted: #12821
Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Oh, how the mighty Haters have fallen.



...huh???...wat fuk.ken drugs are you on??

the only one falling here is college gambler,as his life is steadily and surely swirling the drainhole....how the feck are the on-lookers of an inevitable train-wreck "falling"

and how the feck can someone "hate" another that they have never even met???....sure,many of us may dislike aspects of the personage he has presented but then can ya blame us??...wat the hell is with this "hate" rubbish??
 
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good grief,its not even about the result of one single measly game...how can you not realise that,golden goose???the game is completely irrelevant...can you not see wat the real problem is in the way college gambler is destroying his own financial well-being??(and sanity with it probably)...as folks have pointed out about a billion times,if not today then tommorow,if not tommorow then the following day........watever the case may be the dudes downfall is completely and utterly certain and inevitable...do ya really think theres ever been a "gambler" that has taken this sort of approach and actually survived to tell about it??
 
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Ok great run by Ellington, that's game.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:



Oh, how the mighty Haters have fallen.



You really have proven to be a perfect match for CG.

I am sure the two of you can come up with something to save this.
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CG dropped 16k in a week.
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