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Posted: #11176
Quote Originally Posted by zamigo6:

pardon my ignorance if it has already been mentioned...but what is the protocol in the situation that you do in fact run out of money??

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Posted: #11177
Quote Originally Posted by zamigo6:

pardon my ignorance if it has already been mentioned...but what
is the protocol in the situation that you do in fact run out of money??


46k in the 401k. Yes, he will dive in it even if he says he won't.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

bermax- can we add an "if" column to the spreadsheet...if cg hadn't had all those bad beats where would he be?

zooyork- u said that...

sadly I would be up money.. think about it each of them I had a K on so 12K swing and im down 10.4K

yep I am that cursed.. if not for the most horrid luck of all time I would be up$  that is so sickkk   most people don't lose ONE of those games in 10+ years of betting even if u bet 6 games a day and remember I bet usually 1 maybe 2 a day and occasionally 3

 

 


You're delusional.  You aren't down because of bad luck, you are down because you are a HORRIBLE gambler and have literally ZERO self-control.  

Regarding your grandpa's funeral, well, I let everyone choose to mourn and deal with loss however they want, as I will not allow anyone to judge me in how I choose to handle it.  But at 28 years old, you shouldn't be ASKING anyone what you should do.  You should be DOING what you think is right.  I have a feeling your family doesn't want you back, and you'd rather party and gamble than deal with going back.  Obviously it's not an issue of being able to afford a plane ticket or not.

...and why do you constantly respond to the trolling accounts just created?  Jeebus you are one delusional attention person if I've seen one.  
 
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Posted: #11179
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMf-x3MFFc

I know scal I figure the blow jays win easily and he gets shelled so originally was going to take the blow jays and or the over... figure fade myself is smart since I never get NYY teams right

Sabathia historically owns the blow jays in his career look at his record and ERA against him.. I was reading 11-2 I believe it is with an era in the 2's....

so at least that is going for me I guess check out the jays hitters numbers vs him.. now its a matter of how far he has truly fallen he is washed up and is horrible... with my misfortune betting for or against NY teams in games (NETS 13 pt blown lead and scorless last 5 + min of regulation u forgot in me endless list of bad beats btw)  wouldn't surprise me one bit if the yanks somehow won 8-0 just to rub it in my nose more

https://espn.go.com/mlb/player/batvspitch/_/id/4553/cc-sabathia

he owns this team historically like I said how far has he fallen... and since I am cursed how many runs will the yanks score to fuckk me?   oh then of course if I lose most likely on a combined 6 errors, 15 walks, 4 passed balls and 10 hit by pitches

 



Who cares that he 'owns' the Jays?

The Bobcats/Hornets owned the Raptors in Charlotte (0-7 in their last 7 games there) and the Raptors destroyed them last night.

The only thing you should be worried about is CC's spring -

Spring:10IP, 14H, 9ER, 3BB, 9Ks, 8.10 ERA

 
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Posted: #11180
I like the fact that the plays is the under.  When you bet the under, you start the game off winning.

-Steve Stevens
 
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Posted: #11181
Under 7 is now +108. Lol... Good job pro.
 
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Posted: #11182
NICK YOU SHOULD HAVE TOOK THE ALTERNATE O/U @ 10 RUNS TO BE SAFE.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

U guys visit ur grandfather every other weekend in nursing home? See him every other Sunday ur whole life before he went to nursing home? Who r u to judge I spent more time with him than any of u prob spent with urs
We all know how much he meant to you and how much you cared, I was in tears when I saw your lovely tribute OKC bet vs Dallas to your Grandpa. He must have meant a ton to you to spend your flight money on coke and Milfs instead of flying home and showing the man some respect.

 You should write Hallmark Sympathy cards for a living. "Sorry for your loss, let's do lines"  "Sorry your Husband passed but you are one sexy Milf, wanna pound some TB's?"  You should go on Shark Tank with the Skype Funeral inventions, you never know it may be a fortune making idea.

 
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Posted: #11184
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

And how was I supposed to know the hbsr would go +? Are u
a mind reader too?


If you knew which way the money is trending ( -120 for the under) than a PROFESSIONAL would wait for the possible line change. A PRO would have hung out at the sports book to see if it POSSIBLY changed and than hopped on it. This is a shitty ass over under during the third week of the season when ALL signs show that CC and a rook making his first big league start gets blown up. If you are a PRO you look and what for the ML changes and then you jump on them. Dude since this is YOUR LIVLIHOOD and JOB you need to make an EFFORT to spend more time jumping on the best line. What is wrong with spending more time at the sports books waiting to hop on line changes? It's not like you have anything else to do all day, it's your JOB man!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

If I have to I'll go work at VIP sports for Steve Stevens I'm sure he would love me. He's a boss like the CG. But not at that point yet

Yeah, I'm sure he'd love you. 

Would you go to your normal job drunk and coked up?  Of course not.  Why do you think it's OK to do it now, when you are working for yourself?  If this really was a "job" you have, you'd have been fired a long time ago, and ten times over by now.  

You bust your a$$ for a few years making money for someone else and grinding out a savings of your own, and now you treat what you have earned like it's trash.


 
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Posted: #11186
Meant-120 for the over like you stated. A pro would know that the under would turn to plus money.
 
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Posted: #11187
Quote Originally Posted by KennyWoo:

I like the fact that the plays is the under.  When you bet the under, you start the game off winning.

-Steve Stevens

That made me lol

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Posted: #11188
Isn't Steve Stevens a scam artist/criminal? lol
 
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Posted: #11189
I'm many pages behind, but skimming through I see pretty much every word out of CG's mouth is complaining about his bad beats. Lets just try to summarize this as easy as we can here....

1.) Has CG gotten the short end of the stick over the past couple weeks? 

Sure. 

2.) Was this implosion going to come at some point no matter what? (whether it be 2 months in, 4 months in, 6 months in etc.)

Abso-f*cking-lutely

It was pointed out even during his GOOD STETCH that CG clearly way, way, way too emotional to be a professional gambler. I brought this up to him earlier in the thread (again during his good stretch) and his response was "emotion is good for me, I thrive on it."

Losing your life savings due to your emotion is bad enough. Doing every drug in the book is bad enough. Hell, even your racist rants are bad enough. But you could have KILLED yourself and others last night when you got the behind the wheel of your car, clearly as drunk and drugged up as one can get. 

No matter what happens from here on out, anyone rooting for you should have his head examined. 


 
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Posted: #11190
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Hop on the under with the BPL bomb play legend

I was hoping this one would be called the CGHB (College Gambler Hangover Bomb)...


 
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Posted: #11191
Agree  with that other guy.................if you're gonna flip a coin might as well find a roulette wheel and pick red/black or odd/even, at least you'll  get comped
As long as they pretend to pay me I will pretend to work
 
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Agree  with that other guy.................if you're gonna flip a coin might as well find a roulette wheel and pick red/black or odd/even, at least you'll  get comped
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Posted: #11193
CG quote of the year " What happens in a losing streak, you usually win or you usually lose again".  Fuccking genius
 
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Posted: #11194
Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

CG quote of the year " What happens in a losing streak, you usually win or you usually lose again".  Fuccking genius

That was never occurred to me, and I've been doing this for years.
 
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Posted: #11195
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

I was asking a question do u usually win or lose again in a losing streak? U usually lose again. Fading myself here

is brilliant


ALL streaks are broken kiddo. You WORK HARDER to break them, not "fade yourself" A PRO NEVER fades himself.

You are either a hustler or you're being hustled-Billy Walters

Your sir as of right now are BEING HUSTLED
 
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Posted: #11196

CG, watch this again and look at how you don't do one thing that you said you were going to do. You can't be taken seriously by anyone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-k4T3Vk1-w

 
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Posted: #11197
CG.

I'M TDOG'S FRIEND, WE ARE OVER AT MGM GRAND SPORTSBOOK, HE DROVE IN FROM GARDNERVILLE UP NORTH TO INTERVENE, HE HAS 5500 ON GOLDEN ST. WARRIORS TONIGHT, BLAZERS ARE PLAYING 4TH GAME IN 6 NIGHTS, HE URGES YOU TO BET WARRIORS

HE ALSO HAS A COUPLE GUYS IN BEHAVIORAL THERAPY IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, COME OVER TO MGM, HE'S WEARING AN ARMANI SUIT, HAS A BRIEFCASE WITH HIM.
 
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TDOG DISAGREES WITH THIS BET, SAYS YOU WILL EITHER LOSE OR PUSH. HER URGES YOU TO GET ON GOLDEN ST. WARRIORS.
 
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We are now sitting at MGM grand, he also is inviting HAWK, and VANZACK and is willing to pay all expenses airfare to Vegas.  He also wants to meet Scalabrine.  Please send the word.  This is an ALL EXPENSES paid trip for the three members of this forum.  He is also inviting RANGERZ, please send email and he will send tickets.  
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

I was asking a question do u usually win or lose again in a losing streak? U usually lose again. Fading myself here is brilliant

Wrong, like usual. 

"Streaks" have absolutely no impact on what is going to happen on the next wager. Streaks only play a role for degenerates like yourself.

Is it more probable that the 6th coin flip is going to land heads after 5 straight heads?

Is it more probable that the 15th roulette spin is going to fall black after 14 straight red?

Is it more probable that you are going to win your bet if asian milf is watching the game with you?

Variance, just variance. Learn it. 
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