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Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:




there is so much wrong with this post that its difficult to know where to begin....but here,let me give it a go.

 
im pretty sure that being in the top 95% of all gamblers aint anything to brag about...hell,i mite be in that 95 and im awful at gambling.

grounded??...well,i just looked up grounded in the dictionary and it had a picture of college gambler with an arrow next to it and the words "NOT THIS GUY!!".

well,no of course its not sum game....strippers,milfs galore,getting drunk and in fights,doing lines and weed,indiscriminately dropping bombs and flying off the handle at every loss....its 100% clear that the guy is taking this very,very seriously and would not even consider doing a single thing to jeopardise his lifes dream.

can anyone else confirm this??wat the hell is the difference between march and all the other months of the year??...wat,books just decide"okay its march now,time to put out sum REALLY tough lines!!..no more freebies".??

well,this may be true but i havent yet had the dream where i end up in jail or at the welfare office begging for a check.



how did it come to pass that you have developed this almost ho.mose.xual "man-love" for college gambler anyhow??its very cute and quirky but for a guy that almost no-one else in the thread can see even one single redeemable human quality in,it is strange that you select him as your man-crush,the object of your desire....care to explain??


Thank you for this post, because it pretty much sums everything in 1 post and now saves me from posting the same thoughts.

Yup books only use tough lines in march, rest of year they let all us gamblers clean them out,lolllllllll.
CG is now heading into one of the hardest sports to beat, but am sure hes been keeping up to date in spring training while still doing all his social activities you mention up above.  Most pros do lines, tallboys,weed and then try to cap pitchers and batters daily
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FritoLay:

Don't worry CG Whiskey wins out right
you would have really been my hero if you took them moneyline like i didNever the less nice win
 
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congrats man. 
 
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Morning fellas Asian Milf still in my bed. Slayed her once last night when we came in and 3 times this morning. Banged the anorexic Milf about 6 times Friday and sat. Some streak. Stoked over win too obviously last night. Will post vid and catch up once she leaves
 
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Pull out and shoot!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


Yes - Thank you esplanade - Of course I meant the top 5%.

melossinglet: I am going to be 59 years old in November.  My Wifey of 23 years, been with her for 26 years, is 11 years younger than I.  So I can assure you there is no "Man Crush" with CG.  It may sound corny, but I think of CG as a son.  I give him advice which he rarely absorbs because he is one stubborn bastaard.  But at least he still listens to me and thinks about my lifetime of knowledge.  You can go back to page # 1 of this Thread.  Look at post # 13.  I have been supportive of CG from BEFORE the very start of his journey.  This IS NOT a man crush.  It is a life-long degenerate trying to steer a renegade in the right direction so as not to make the same mistakes in life that I have made.  CG is only 26 or 27 years old. If I only had the knowledge and mentor of a 59 year old at that young age, how far could I have progressed?

I hope this helps explain the "quirkyness" you perceive.

My goal on this website Covers is to help others and make others laugh.  I understand my crass attitude does not help that cause.  But it is me.  It is genuine.  It is me being me with no fakeness.

My friends often come to me with questions because they know I will give them the absolute truth.  I don't pull any punches.  You get it straight.  Sometimes I have lost friends because of my honesty.  So be it.  The truth is told and my heart is clear.  That is how I choose to live my life.





cool....i can respect a man that wants to simply reach out and help others.

but good lord youve taken on an impossible task,to try and mentor perhaps the most stubborn,ignorant,hard-headed dude in the recorded history of man-kind??and he makes no secret of it......i mean he does not give 2 flying fu.ks about wat anyone else says or thinks about anything ever...and has already rebuked you strongly at least once on this "journey"..maybe more,i havent read the first 250 odd pages
 
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This thread is powered by gullible posters

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Nice hit CG.

What is the updated record?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Morning fellas Asian Milf still in my bed. Slayed her once last night when we came in and 3 times this morning. Banged the anorexic Milf about 6 times Friday and sat. Some streak. Stoked over win too obviously last night. Will post vid and catch up once she leaves
Post video of her in your bed without her knowing
 
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Pull out and shoot!





this is the one piece of advice in this entire thread dat this dude NEEDS to heed!!!!
 
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My biggest thing now is to find what books out here have 10 cent line differences in baseball because I MUST bet at that everytime. Some books 15 and 20 cent line differences
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




I respect you rangerz as one of the very few on Covers who has even a sniff of the knowledge it takes to stay alive in this nasty sportsbetting business. 

CG will make it.  He will be in the top 95%.  I know.

How do I know? 

I talk to him on a regular basis and he is grounded to staying alert.

He gets it.  This is not some game.

He gets it that this is the life he has chosen.

The toughest month of the year for any gambler, March, is OVER.

Now he glides through Summer with Baseball Underdogs galore.

How do I know?

Because we talk on a regular basis.

He will more than survive the summer.

And absolutely kick-azz in football.

Haters beware... you will look like schmucks.

This kid is going places you can only dream.



My square friends won big this March and my locals got crushed.  CG's gut methods aren't going to work in bases.


 
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Debating my cards or cubs play now. Asian Milf on the phone with Greece doing work. Time to give her some wonton soup and send her a$$ packing for the day
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Debating my cards or cubs play now. Asian Milf on the phone with Greece doing work. Time to give her some wonton soup and send her a$$ packing for the day

 
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Nice hit on Wisky.

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1-0 +$4000 Saturday (CONSIN +5.5 where they win outright in a rare case of WTF- WRONG TEAM FAVORED)

pro career update:

nba 13-9-0 -$3750

ncaa hoops 42-36-2 +$2733

HOCKEY 0-1 -$1100

single plays overall 55-46-2 -$2117

parlays 0-2 -$1200

ML plays 0-3 -$2100

overall pro ytd 55-51-2 -$5417

 
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Nice hit on Badgers, they played great, and would not let UK pull away the few times UK got a little momentum.  

Curious to see you MLB strategy, if you actually have one. .
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

1-0 +$4000 Saturday (CONSIN +5.5 where they win outright in a rare case of WTF- WRONG TEAM FAVORED)

pro career update:

nba 13-9-0 -$3750

ncaa hoops 42-36-2 +$2733

HOCKEY 0-1 -$1100

single plays overall 55-46-2 -$2117

parlays 0-2 -$1200

ML plays 0-3 -$2100

overall pro ytd 55-51-2 -$5417


pro career update:

nba 13-9-0 -$3750

ncaa hoops 42-36-2 +$2733

HOCKEY 0-1 -$1100

single plays overall 55-46-2 -$2117

parlays 0-2 -$1200

ML plays 0-3 -$2100

Women's Soccer 0-0  $0

Asian Handball 0-0  $0

Turkish Barrel Racing 0-0  $0

Irish Midget Arm Wresting 0-0  $0

overall pro ytd 55-51-2 -$5417

I saw that you forgot some important pro Vegas handicapper categories so I added them for you.  That way, you can check for the best lines the next time you hit the sports books.

Always helps to have a plan and see it in writing.

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Quote Originally Posted by bk1374:

Nice hit on Badgers, they played great, and would not let UK pull away the few times UK got a little momentum.  

Curious to see you MLB strategy, if you actually have one. .

Team with the better batting avg, pitcher with the better era, etc....
 
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Quote Originally Posted by bk1374:

Nice hit on Badgers, they played great, and would not let UK pull away the few times UK got a little momentum.  

Curious to see you MLB strategy, if you actually have one. .

Team with the better batting avg, pitcher with the better era, etc....
 
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Asian milf just left posted vid.. she wants to bet the baseball game with me tonight and come over for more rounds.  told anorexic milf I would hang by pool with her but cancelling...Asian milf is 4-0 betting with me

making her dinner then MR's- more rounds

 

 
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I wonder if in 5 years, he still mentions his kings bet in his videos?  Give that play a rest.
 
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I wonder if in 5 years, he still mentions his kings bet in his videos?  Give that play a rest.
 
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me and the Asian milf will be on LOUIE this evening

BCB- blow cubs blow

 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

me and the Asian milf will be on LOUIE this evening

BCB- blow cubs blow

 


Oh?  You found a 10 cent line in Vegas?

And how much will be your "grinding" bet in baseball?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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