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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:
You had me right up to the 4 cases of twisted tea. Right then, I just knew you were lying. Nobody has 4 cases of that in stock. It just doesn't happen.
I'm in a small CT town called Simsbury. I live in a smaller section of town called Tariffville. We have one bar, one garage, one restaurant, and one liquor store (we call them "Package Stores" here in the NorthEast).
If I want something special, I have to tell the owners to order it special for me. For instance, I like this Gallon red wine called "Opici Barbarone". It is the closest to Homemade Italian wine you will find.
I also like the Half & Half Twisted Tea and they order it for me special.
Now, the Liquor Store in Simsbury is like a damn Wal-Mart. They have everything at every discount price. But they don't stock my Half & Half.
Fukk'em. You know how I feel about the Corporate Fukks and Big Guys in general that try to squeeze the litttle guys out. So I buy everything I can in Tariffville to patronize my local guys.
It's that simple. I'm a stand-up guy. I am loyal to the very end. Which explains why my Wifey is 11 years younger than me and have been married 23 years and together 26 total years.
I say what I mean and I mean what I say. ALWAYS.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
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