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Posted: #10376
It's like you're begging and boasting at the same time.
 
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How sick is duke holy christ they r a machine. Oh my about hour and a half till tip. CG's hearts pounding. The video tonight will be historic win or lose
 
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The WISCONSIN BASKETBALL organization is ready to deliver for the CG betting EMPIRE. Just had a pump up skype video conference with the loyal members of my betting organization we are all pumped up and think the WTIFTE- wrong team is favored this evening
 
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Posted: #10379
Quote Originally Posted by esplanade:

It's like you're begging and boasting at the same time.

My thoughts exactly. 

He wants a cookie cause the line moved in his favor for once. Small victories I guess. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

U guys joke but how bout doing my homework and getting a great line on this game of +5.5 actually mattering for once?

This shouldn't happen so rarely where a ticker tape parade is required when it actually does.
 
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For me it is bc the line always inexplicable moves against me normally. Still think them not letting me buy it to six will be the exact amount wiscy loses by if I do lose which I don't expect. Just bc I'm that cursed
 
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CG, Wisconsin could win this game by double digits, who the hell knows. And if they do, it wouldn't change the fact that you saying "the wrong team is favored" is one of the dumbest things that has ever been said on this site. And we all know, that's an accomplishment. 


 
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Posted: #10383
Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:


This shouldn't happen so rarely where a ticker tape parade is required when it actually does.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

The WISCONSIN BASKETBALL organization is ready to deliver for the CG betting EMPIRE. Just had a pump up skype video conference with the loyal members of my betting organization we are all pumped up and think the WTIFTE- wrong team is favored this evening
I wish you would stop saying the wrong team is favored, they might not win, but for christ sakes dude Vegas has been at this since long before you were born.It makes you sound stupid, of course if they win you believe that it will make you look smarter than Vegas, trust me on this, we all no better.I dont have a side here but some of my buds are on Whiskey so i am pulling for them.Why dont you stop acting like a putz and start behaving as an every day dude.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

How sick is duke holy christ they r a machine. Oh my about hour and a half till tip. CG's hearts pounding. The video tonight will be historic win or lose

You know, "The CG" surely knows that there are many other ways to get your adrenalin junkie it's fix.

1.  Parachuting
2.  Lion taming
3.  MILF juggling
4.  High speed go kart racing.
5.  Dumpster diving
6.  Strip hiking.
7.  Skinny Dipping.

I'm sure the board could help out with some more.  No need to get it from a bunch of college kids roasting your cajones over and open flame.  But, that appears to be your chosen method of jollies.

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Posted: #10386
There is no college team that could even come close to beating the worst NBA team. 
 
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CG is a racist pig whatever he plays I'm going to play 10 times the amount on the other side
 
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Posted: #10388
My person behind is already ahead 50k in the tourney let CG suck my person balls.
 
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My person behind is already ahead 50k in the tourney let CG suck my person balls.
 
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Person equals j.e.w.      Let this waste of jersey nazi behind die . 
 
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Person equals j.e.w.      Let this waste of jersey nazi behind die . 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

U guys joke but how bout doing my homework and getting a great line on this game of +5.5 actually mattering for once?

It opened +6
 
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Good luck CG hope u hit bro will be watching this game and rooting for u
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Like when my mom was here and I took +16.5 at a closer book then the strip instead of +17 costing me the bet with Florida at Kentucky. Well now I got the absolute best line in time and it better pay off



Let me tell you how bad it looks for Kentucky.

I have been betting sports almost a half century.

This is no BS.  It's just the way gambling goes.

Last night I went down to Foxwoods Casino with about $1400 in my pocket.  Left Wifey at home.  My intention was to play Blackjack using the system I always use, it's a double count with tens and aces and playing two hands, but that's for another thread.

On the trip down I caught every green light.  If it was a four way stop sign, I was first and got to go first.  When I got to the parking garage, I found a front row level one parking space.

I decided I would have dinner first.  This was downstairs at a place called "Veranda".  Hardly ever overly busy.  I was one of three tables on a Friday night at 8:20pm.  This GORGEOUS early twenties waitress informs me she will be my server. Now, I know every waitress in every Foxwoods restaurant and NEVER have I seen this beauty before now.  She tells me she was just hired and has been there three days.

So I proceed to order my New England Clam Chowder, Filet Mignon, and a Cabernet.  Everything comes back perfect.  I call the Restaurant Manager Johnny over, I have known this guy for twenty years, and ask him if my new waitress "Stacey" can sit with me since the place is empty.  "Of course Mike, anything I can do for you".  Lovely dinner, magnificent.  I got a $45 tab and gave Stacey a $55 tip. 

Off to the Blackjack Tables.  Or so I thought.  My eyes lit upon a High Stakes Pai-Gow Poker Table.  I swear, swear to God, this Asian MILF was calling my name.  I buy in for a Dime.  Thirty minutes later I am up over $1200.  Kicking Azz.  She had a Straight one time and I whooped her with a Flush, Aces up!!!!!  It slid back to Plus $1100 and that's when I made my exit.

Today, same things happening.  I'm hitting every green light and making every four way Stop Sign first.  My liquor store, who NEVER has what I want has FOUR CASES of my half & Half Twisted Tea.

Now WTF does this have to do with Wisconsin / Kentucky ?????

Very, very simple my degenerate Covers friends.  When things are rolling your way, they tend to continue rolling your way.  Until it's over.

AND IT'S NOT OVER.

I will win my Wisconsin +5 wager.  And life goes on.

CG will win his Wisconsin +5.5 wager.  And he will fly back to NJ in style to attend his Grandfathers funeral and make peace with his mother.

IT IS WRITTEN BY THE GAMBLING GODS.








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Mainattraction41429 on espn's streak for the cash thread on the KY game tonight says he will give anyone who wants Wisconsin 10 points and take their action up to 5k.

Any takers?

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Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:

Mainattraction41429 on espn's streak for the cash thread on the KY game tonight says he will give anyone who wants Wisconsin 10 points and take their action up to 5k.

Any takers?

where should I wire the money?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:




Let me tell you how bad it looks for Kentucky.

I have been betting sports almost a half century.

This is no BS.  It's just the way gambling goes.

Last night I went down to Foxwoods Casino with about $1400 in my pocket.  Left Wifey at home.  My intention was to play Blackjack using the system I always use, it's a double count with tens and aces and playing two hands, but that's for another thread.

On the trip down I caught every green light.  If it was a four way stop sign, I was first and got to go first.  When I got to the parking garage, I found a front row level one parking space.

I decided I would have dinner first.  This was downstairs at a place called "Veranda".  Hardly ever overly busy.  I was one of three tables on a Friday night at 8:20pm.  This GORGEOUS early twenties waitress informs me she will be my server. Now, I know every waitress in every Foxwoods restaurant and NEVER have I seen this beauty before now.  She tells me she was just hired and has been there three days.

So I proceed to order my New England Clam Chowder, Filet Mignon, and a Cabernet.  Everything comes back perfect.  I call the Restaurant Manager Johnny over, I have known this guy for twenty years, and ask him if my new waitress "Stacey" can sit with me since the place is empty.  "Of course Mike, anything I can do for you".  Lovely dinner, magnificent.  I got a $45 tab and gave Stacey a $55 tip. 

Off to the Blackjack Tables.  Or so I thought.  My eyes lit upon a High Stakes Pai-Gow Poker Table.  I swear, swear to God, this Asian MILF was calling my name.  I buy in for a Dime.  Thirty minutes later I am up over $1200.  Kicking Azz.  She had a Straight one time and I whooped her with a Flush, Aces up!!!!!  It slid back to Plus $1100 and that's when I made my exit.

Today, same things happening.  I'm hitting every green light and making every four way Stop Sign first.  My liquor store, who NEVER has what I want has FOUR CASES of my half & Half Twisted Tea.

Now WTF does this have to do with Wisconsin / Kentucky ?????

Very, very simple my degenerate Covers friends.  When things are rolling your way, they tend to continue rolling your way.  Until it's over.

AND IT'S NOT OVER.

I will win my Wisconsin +5 wager.  And life goes on.

CG will win his Wisconsin +5.5 wager.  And he will fly back to NJ in style to attend his Grandfathers funeral and make peace with his mother.

IT IS WRITTEN BY THE GAMBLING GODS.









You had me right up to the 4 cases of twisted tea.  Right then, I just knew you were lying.  Nobody has 4 cases of that in stock.  It just doesn't happen.

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Goose - Best post of this thread.  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by zooyorkinc:

where should I wire the money?

lol..just get on the thread and throw a comment down.  I'm sure he will pop right up.
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good luck CG!
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