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Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

0-2 -$5000 Thursday

pro career update:

nba 13-8-0 -$2650

ncaa hoops 37-35-2 -$7167

single plays overall 50-43-2 -$9817

parlays 0-2 -$1200

ML plays 0-3 -$2100

overall pro ytd 50-48-2 -$13117


Begin scene.

Asian MILF: Ya know CG, I know you won and all but after all your cursing, screaming, banging your head against the wall, breaking salad bowls and flinging frozen fish fillets into the pool when MSU was trailing most of the game, I'm just not in the mood tonight after all that drama. 

CG: No, no. You don't understand. Yesterday I was a degenerate who was down over 13 grand but tonight? Tonight I'm a degenrate who is down...wait for it...UNDER 10 thousand!!!

Asian MILF: Oh baby, you're down under 10 grand? And it all happened in one night? You REALLY know how to get a woman hot and bothered you sexy muthafu**in capper you! Get that tilapia eatin' mouth on these big ol fake breasts A S A P. And keep your sunglasses on baby. It makes me fantasize about doing one of those guys from Miami Vice or Magnum PI.

CG: You got it toots. And ya know what? Stay an extra half hour until 7:30 am tomorrow morning. I'm constipated from all this excitement and won't need the bathroom until 9 am at least.

Asian MILF: Oh boy! Now these panties are really comin off!

CG: Like CG in Vegas, chivalry isn't dead yet baby. 

Cut to curtains blowing in wind...

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Posted: #9477
TOLD U CG HAD THE DAMN THEME SONG PLAYING THE WHOLE GAME I KNEW YOU HAD IT TODAY  LETTTSS EFEN GO MY DUDE!!!!!
 
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Posted: #9478
CG -

Toss $50 on a 7-teamer of all 5 NBA games and the 2 Elite 8s tomorrow in addition to your 1 or 2 main plays. I'm intuiting a CG board sweep Saturday
 
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Posted: #9479
Go for another 4k hit and you are back in it 
 
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Posted: #9480

we need an official watch party for the next big play

the career was near over with a loss tonight. I am so releaved

TIIG- tom izzo is god

 

 
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Posted: #9481

FONZI

gotta live that lifestyle

oh my GSPRUSH- a 7 teamer would be a crowd pleaser

 
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Posted: #9482
cg congrats man. u live my dream i love it. great win tonight. is adult friend finder legit? thinkin about gettin on it, love older women lmao
 
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Posted: #9483
CG, you're pumped up and continuing to live the dream.  Let me remind you though not to forget your mistakes.  Yes you're elated right now, but REMEMBER...

You blew five f*cking grand on the mother f*cking Sacramento f*cking Kings.

There.  Don't pull that BS again.

Have a good night.
 
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Posted: #9485

adultfriendfinder is amazing that's where I met the Asian milf

I know the kings loss was sickening as hell so dumb but we will overcome it

 

 
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Posted: #9486
Big win buddy
 
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Posted: #9487
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

adultfriendfinder is amazing that's where I met the Asian milf

I know the kings loss was sickening as hell so dumb but we will overcome it

 


Yes we will...  We will look back on that as the turning point for when CG was able to make it in LV.  One day at a time and keep climbing back it's as simple as that.
 
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Posted: #9488
Also one last thought -- Remember when Brady guaranteed NC State yesterday?

Also way to stick to your guns CG.  You were on MSU pretty much from the start of last night's losses.  You went big on it and stuck to your gut.  Can't ask for more than that in a victory -- congrats again
 
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Posted: #9489
CG -

$50 on a 7 teamer pays $4500. Think about it
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BrewCrew7000:


Yes we will...  We will look back on that as the turning point for when CG was able to make it in LV.  One day at a time and keep climbing back it's as simple as that.

Define "make it."
 
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Posted: #9491
I give the kid props for chasing his dream but this will end badly. No discipline, no structure, no plan. You are nothing more than an average junkie with a bankroll, only difference is you drove across the country to lose it all.
 
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Posted: #9492
Point of discussion:

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Quote Originally Posted by esplanade:

Nice deflection attempt as predicted, Zacky. Did he take a flat +1100 as you stated or did he have a near 50% chance to recoup the bet?? Try to focus and ask ac slater for help if need be.


How are you not understanding that he lost that 400? It's called BUYING the hook, not renting it. There's a strict no return policy. It's like paying for insurance, you don't "recoup" it just because you didn't need it. It's gone.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Bermax:

Point of discussion:

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hehehehe.....hmmmmm,im noticing a pattern
 
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Quote Originally Posted by chaloots:

I give the kid props for chasing his dream but this will end badly. No discipline, no structure, no plan. You are nothing more than an average junkie with a bankroll, only difference is you drove across the country to lose it all.


i dont get this,not one little bit...not one tiny,miniscule,microscopic,little bit...the guy goes on ad nauseum about how hes doing sumthing everyone else is too chicken-shiit to do by "chasing his dream" and doing it "his way"(and oh boy,is he ever doing it his way) and expects respect for that at least..well,fact of the matter is that everyone else isnt necessarily only too scared to do such a thing,theyre also just not DUMB enuff to do it in a manner where they take on sumthing that theyre completely unprepared and ill-equipped for....i understand taking risks and getting outside ones comfort zone and yes i dont have the balls to take a shot like college gambler did...but really lets be honest,without any trace of a structure,plan or mental/emotional stability this is akin to a guy with his legs chopped off attempting to walk and predictably failing or sumone jumping out of a high rise building trying to fly.....no admiration or respect is due,just disbelief at the stupidity of the venture.
  my dream is to play in the nba and i cud attempt to attend a pre-season summer league open workout but,due largely to the fact that im relatively old, fairly short and,relatively speaking,extremely unskilled at the game of basketball,i wud be ridiculed and cut immediately,if not sooner.....does this deserve respect and admiration????

and,even worse,if i had an endless stream of people advising me on how to get stronger,fitter,quicker and how to significantly up-skill to give even a tiny glimmer of a chance to even be looked at......and completely ignored each and every one of them is that gonna help my chances of being lauded for "taking my shot"???

makes zero sense to me that a guy expects folks to cheer him on and say "way to go big guy,go get em!!!" when there is close to zero probability on expectation of survival,let alone success.....which drops to less than zero if that is even possible when one takes this guys approach combined with his historical level of stubborn-ness
 
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Posted: #9496
Quote Originally Posted by melossinglet:


hehehehe.....hmmmmm,im noticing a pattern

Just have to love that sacramento spike.
 
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Posted: #9497
Quote Originally Posted by Bermax:


Just have to love that sacramento spike.
I think what we have all learned is that 4k is what the play size should be. 1-0!!!!!! Undefeated when playing to win 4k. 
 
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Posted: #9498
I'm waiting for the video that states 'if the ballSac Kings won my 5k play I'd be up instead of down 10k'

That shows the sickness of the mind.
 
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Posted: #9499
Progress...
   “We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.”


? C. S. Lewis 
 
 
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Posted: #9500
I was rooting for this guy all along especially after he posted that apparent humbled video about lost confidence and being a defeated man.

Now he is back to his arrogant self. A big win for him yes, but he remains drifting in the ocean where Vegas will drown him with his aimless approach and limited betting options.
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