Posted:
#6851
Van,
I think he has Carolina -4, and Oregon and the points later tonight
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Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper
Posted:
#6852
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
500 bucks for a fake f*ck? What the hell is the world coming to.
All I know is CGs monthly nut has gone way up in the last couple of days. He better start winning some money. I think we need to rearrange his non-existent goals and change his imaginary staking strategy accordingly.
CG has Oregon and North Carolina tonight.
The $500 charge for the stripper/prostitute is only the TIP of the money sucking that is about to ensue. If you think all she wants from our boys CG and Cuz is that little 3k last night and the $500 tonight...well, you got another thing commin ..as the song says.
This is just the beginning. It's not..."Oh, we had a night we will remember for the rest of our lives."...all done now...oh no.
If that stripper finds out where you live CG, you can bet her pimp will be staking that place out and stalking you...casing you...sizing you up for a big score.
They don't call it Sin City for nothing buddy. Once they know you have money to blow, they will work it, con it..whatever they have to do to get it.
PM for the skinny on the down low
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Posted:
#6853
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
500 bucks for a fake f*ck? What the hell is the world coming to.
All I know is CGs monthly nut has gone way up in the last couple of days. He better start winning some money. I think we need to rearrange his non-existent goals and change his imaginary staking strategy accordingly.
Van, this is longer CG becoming a pro gambler, this is CG saving money for 10m years to go on a month long vegas vacation,lolllllll.
Van, when you win your bet and you will win your bet, please remember to donate some to the SPCA for the animals
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Posted:
#6854
Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:
CG has Oregon and North Carolina tonight.
The $500 charge for the stripper/prostitute is only the TIP of the money sucking that is about to ensue. If you think all she wants from our boys CG and Cuz is that little 3k last night and the $500 tonight...well, you got another thing commin ..as the song says.
This is just the beginning. It's not..."Oh, we had a night we will remember for the rest of our lives."...all done now...oh no.
If that stripper finds out where you live CG, you can bet her pimp will be staking that place out and stalking you...casing you...sizing you up for a big score.
They don't call it Sin City for nothing buddy. Once they know you have money to blow, they will work it, con it..whatever they have to do to get it.
Jeesh. There are times I am glad to be as naive as I am. Crazy sh*t there.
UNC doesnt look to be doing so great - just flipped it on - need some kind of miracle at this point.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#6856
30 years ago i could have banged Amber Lynn at a a strip joint in Canada for 3000 bucks. As drunk as i was i still knew that would be the worst 3000 bucks i could ever spend. What would be the upside to banging this porno star who could careless about me? There was none.
She did have a bunch of takers thou
I just wasnt one of them
She did have a bunch of takers thou
I just wasnt one of them0
Posted:
#6858
Quote Originally Posted by cd329:
Van, this is longer CG becoming a pro gambler, this is CG saving money for 10m years to go on a month long vegas vacation,lolllllll.
Van, when you win your bet and you will win your bet, please remember to donate some to the SPCA for the animals
Van, this is longer CG becoming a pro gambler, this is CG saving money for 10m years to go on a month long vegas vacation,lolllllll.
Van, when you win your bet and you will win your bet, please remember to donate some to the SPCA for the animals
It all goes there. Even if lose, it goes there.
As far as CG goes... I even feel silly talking about it at this point. The debates back on pages 1-100 are gone now. Its not a matter of IF, its a matter of WHEN. I mean come on - you would have to be blinded by faith to believe this guy can do anything but implode. He doesnt even believe he will make it.
I went from debating real strategies to learning about how much strippers cost these days - and that you can actually buy cocaine from cab drivers - and that someone who has a 30k life savings can spend 2k in one night. This is a world I wouldnt think exists. Gotta love covers.
Me and my buddy I made the bet with have the funniest conversations about this thread. He makes me offers to back out. He offered me 3,415 (yes, that exact amount) to back out after CG lost the Kings bet. Today - after the coke story - he offered me 2,999. I declined. I told him I dont want to buy out of this one. It keeps me busy, and I know I am going to win.
BTW - I win if CG gets a job. I dont know if I made that clear - the only way I lose is if his only source of income is gambling, and he has any of the 30k starting roll by opening NFL day. Even if he gets 10k as a gift from someone - that doesnt count. My biggest worry right now is that he disappears in to some drug induced coma somewhere and the story doesnt finish - and then the bet is off.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#6860
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:
CG, I know I said an alternative career path for you would be a spokesperson for EHarmony, given the way you treat your MILF's, like a true gentlemen. I mean, salads and extra bathroom time at 7am before you bum rush the john to take a dump and tell them to beat it is the definition of chivalry.
I really think you should send a resume to Hallmark and tell them you'll gladly ghost write Mother's Day cards, the above post being a prime example.
What Mother wouldn't want a sweet holiday reminder her son gives MILF's a good dic*ing, after inhaling coke lines like sinus medicine?
One of the funniest posts I've read in here.....What a soap opera
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Posted:
#6862
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
It all goes there. Even if lose, it goes there.
As far as CG goes... I even feel silly talking about it at this point. The debates back on pages 1-100 are gone now. Its not a matter of IF, its a matter of WHEN. I mean come on - you would have to be blinded by faith to believe this guy can do anything but implode. He doesnt even believe he will make it.
I went from debating real strategies to learning about how much strippers cost these days - and that you can actually buy cocaine from cab drivers - and that someone who has a 30k life savings can spend 2k in one night. This is a world I wouldnt think exists. Gotta love covers.
Me and my buddy I made the bet with have the funniest conversations about this thread. He makes me offers to back out. He offered me 3,415 (yes, that exact amount) to back out after CG lost the Kings bet. Today - after the coke story - he offered me 2,999. I declined. I told him I dont want to buy out of this one. It keeps me busy, and I know I am going to win.
BTW - I win if CG gets a job. I dont know if I made that clear - the only way I lose is if his only source of income is gambling, and he has any of the 30k starting roll by opening NFL day. Even if he gets 10k as a gift from someone - that doesnt count. My biggest worry right now is that he disappears in to some drug induced coma somewhere and the story doesnt finish - and then the bet is off.
Van, this was one of the best and funniest posts in the entire thread, THANK YOU FOR THAT.
And i also want to give you a big THANK YOU for taking care of the ANIMALS
Cd0
Posted:
#6866
Quote Originally Posted by broncofn:
Just remembered that it is early in vegas. My good friend runs foxtail and LiFE at the SLS, If you and your cousin want to go tonight, let me know.
Just remembered that it is early in vegas. My good friend runs foxtail and LiFE at the SLS, If you and your cousin want to go tonight, let me know.
Make any decisions on the SuperContest?
Did you see my PM about expanding the payouts?
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#6869
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:
Not paying her. Unc was up 9. Lol. Spurs Thursday, Purdue yesterday, Sparty push today. Some brutal losses lately each time would have been + with a win. Let's go DUCKS
Not paying her. Unc was up 9. Lol. Spurs Thursday, Purdue yesterday, Sparty push today. Some brutal losses lately each time would have been + with a win. Let's go DUCKS
Holy sh*t. This BS is getting old.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#6870
Jesus Christ, I go a couple days without checking this thread and all helll breaks loose. I couldn't read all the pages, but from what I gathered; CG has moved on to coke and who.re.s, Lol.
Well that didn't take long. I can't say I'm surprised, but really didn't expect a pro gambler to be this out of control.
CG, if you don't clean up asap, you have a zero percent chance of success
Well that didn't take long. I can't say I'm surprised, but really didn't expect a pro gambler to be this out of control.
CG, if you don't clean up asap, you have a zero percent chance of success
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Posted:
#6871
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:
Not paying her. Unc was up 9. Lol. Spurs Thursday, Purdue yesterday, Sparty push today. Some brutal losses lately each time would have been + with a win. Let's go DUCKS
Not paying her. Unc was up 9. Lol. Spurs Thursday, Purdue yesterday, Sparty push today. Some brutal losses lately each time would have been + with a win. Let's go DUCKS
CG, heres the true mark of a rookie gambler. Every game you lose, its a brutal beat but every game you win its expert handicapping.
So because north carolina was up 9, that means you are supposed to win it? Is this your first year gambling?
Face it pal, Notre Dame was the better team tonight, you just didnt cap it right
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Posted:
#6872
Quote Originally Posted by Kaufee:
Jesus Christ, I go a couple days without checking this thread and all helll breaks loose. I couldn't read all the pages, but from what I gathered; CG has moved on to coke and who.re.s, Lol.
Well that didn't take long. I can't say I'm surprised, but really didn't expect a pro gambler to be this out of control.
CGif you don't clean up asap, , you have a zero percent chance of success
Jesus Christ, I go a couple days without checking this thread and all helll breaks loose. I couldn't read all the pages, but from what I gathered; CG has moved on to coke and who.re.s, Lol.
Well that didn't take long. I can't say I'm surprised, but really didn't expect a pro gambler to be this out of control.
CGif you don't clean up asap, , you have a zero percent chance of success
and if he does clean up........how does that affect his %???
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Posted:
#6873
Quote Originally Posted by Laroja:
I think you forgot when the Sparty was down 16 lmao.
The kid is a total idiot. When he wins a game, its expert handicapping, but when he loses, its a bad beat.He really is clue less.
Amazing how he doesnt say what a miracle it was for mich st to come back and get him the push. And his dumbass could have won, if he was back in jersey betting online
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Posted:
#6874
I have to admit, I can't believe the number of people on here who still think they are going to get through to CG re. his approach.
Even if he wanted to, I don't think he could change. And he doesn't want to.
Folks have to let it go and just enjoy the ride. Maybe do some coke if you need to. Works for CG.
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