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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 9:41 PM ET #6826

    Stupid thread now....needs to be moved to the LV Forum....
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    Stupid thread now....needs to be moved to the LV Forum....
     
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    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.

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    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 9:42 PM ET #6828

    *this money he is spending compared to his bankroll is nothing compared to what he will or could spend.  Nothing in that city is "free"
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    *this money he is spending compared to his bankroll is nothing compared to what he will or could spend.  Nothing in that city is "free"
     
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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 9:49 PM ET #6829

    whats really funny today is, if he was betting online like tons of people have told him to do thru out this thread, he would have bet mich st -3- and caught a winner, but instead he caught a push
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    whats really funny today is, if he was betting online like tons of people have told him to do thru out this thread, he would have bet mich st -3- and caught a winner, but instead he caught a push
     
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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 9:52 PM ET #6830

    Quote Originally Posted by Snake30:

    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    Funny peice much like a New York Times review of the thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake30:

    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    Funny peice much like a New York Times review of the thread.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake30:

    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    I 'd give this post a 10/10, what a fantastic read. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake30:

    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    I 'd give this post a 10/10, what a fantastic read. 
     
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    My one cousin was here with gf on vaca Monday - Thursday. My other cousin by himself got here Wednesday straying with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

    whats really funny today is, if he was betting online like tons of people have told him to do thru out this thread, he would have bet mich st -3- and caught a winner, but instead he caught a push

    Don't tell a professional how to run his betting empire. 
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    whats really funny today is, if he was betting online like tons of people have told him to do thru out this thread, he would have bet mich st -3- and caught a winner, but instead he caught a push

    Don't tell a professional how to run his betting empire. 
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:


    CG,  you have this backwards dude. I was goimg to bet the kid who said you would have under 10k by the weekend. He was the one who said it and I was the one who was going to take his bet.

    Because CG is far too drunk and high to find that post, I can verify Van bet you WOULD NOT be under 10K BY the weekend, in essence betting you would be successful in the short term.
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    CG,  you have this backwards dude. I was goimg to bet the kid who said you would have under 10k by the weekend. He was the one who said it and I was the one who was going to take his bet.

    Because CG is far too drunk and high to find that post, I can verify Van bet you WOULD NOT be under 10K BY the weekend, in essence betting you would be successful in the short term.
     
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    Nothing I have shared is false.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanTRuchie:

    Need pic of milfs asap Nicholas Mea

    Haha who is this?
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    Need pic of milfs asap Nicholas Mea

    Haha who is this?
     
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    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    Nothing I have shared is false.

    Could I have my buddy who is a local meet you somewhere?  I would love to buy you a drink.  And maybe he could show you the light on what you are doing is wrong.  
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    Nothing I have shared is false.

    Could I have my buddy who is a local meet you somewhere?  I would love to buy you a drink.  And maybe he could show you the light on what you are doing is wrong.  
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

    I said it before, but can you imagine his parents or family stumbling on this thread and videos?

    They would be horrified.

    Most of today's parents are not computer illiterate.

    I would pretty much guarantee they know about the thread and videos and just choose not to read/see them...for obvious reasons.
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    I said it before, but can you imagine his parents or family stumbling on this thread and videos?

    They would be horrified.

    Most of today's parents are not computer illiterate.

    I would pretty much guarantee they know about the thread and videos and just choose not to read/see them...for obvious reasons.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 10:05 PM ET #6840

    No need to pay buddy!! You got plenty of game not to have to pay for a striooer! Heels looking good!! Jumped on them for 2h. Close it down for a big bught for cg
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    No need to pay buddy!! You got plenty of game not to have to pay for a striooer! Heels looking good!! Jumped on them for 2h. Close it down for a big bught for cg
     
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    QUOTE Originally Posted by RyanTRuchie:

    Need pic of milfs asap Nicholas Mea


    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:


    Haha who is this?

    Whoa...someone who actually knows Nick from Jersey is calling him out on his MILF pictures.  This stuff is about to get real.

    Better tighten down a bit on the "full transparency" mode Nick. Seems as if some of your friends from the old town have found out where you been hanging on the web.




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    Need pic of milfs asap Nicholas Mea


    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:


    Haha who is this?

    Whoa...someone who actually knows Nick from Jersey is calling him out on his MILF pictures.  This stuff is about to get real.

    Better tighten down a bit on the "full transparency" mode Nick. Seems as if some of your friends from the old town have found out where you been hanging on the web.




     
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    So you got played for what you spent on her in the strip club?  Oy vey, only in Vegas.  That's cheap right?
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    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    So you got played for what you spent on her in the strip club?  Oy vey, only in Vegas.  That's cheap right?
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    Ok, now we are getting down to brass tacks.  It's all about the money with strippers and you have this confirmed.  Why mess with her STDs, her "ex boyfriend" who is really her pimp...why mess with ALL of that SH!T when you have a sweet Asian MILF for FREE.

    Nick, surely you can see that you don't need to PAY a freaking stripper with fake booobs and a pimp any more money than you already have.  

    They hit you and cuz for 3K plus...no need to have them keep sucking you dry.

    No pun intended.

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    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    Ok, now we are getting down to brass tacks.  It's all about the money with strippers and you have this confirmed.  Why mess with her STDs, her "ex boyfriend" who is really her pimp...why mess with ALL of that SH!T when you have a sweet Asian MILF for FREE.

    Nick, surely you can see that you don't need to PAY a freaking stripper with fake booobs and a pimp any more money than you already have.  

    They hit you and cuz for 3K plus...no need to have them keep sucking you dry.

    No pun intended.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake30:

    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    Quality post.  Nice writing.  

    Great addition to this cesspool of a thread.

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    Rarely read the Covers Forums. Occasionally, I check out Vanzack's recent posts because I often learn something from the discussions. That's how I stumbled upon this thread, and I'll admit I'm hooked.

    Driving in the car today and noticed I was totally consumed with the CG Saga--why is this constantly on my mind? Then it hit me...It's because he does everything wrong! How many thousands has he already cost himself because of bad lines, paying full vigs, and making ridiculously high bets? These flaws are precisely why the story is so fascinating to me though.

    CG is like Worm from Rounders. If the movie only contained Matt Damon playing it safe, making the percentage moves, grinding it out at the table, it would be a boring movie. Luckily for us though, Worm was there to make it interesting. Doing time, hitting strip clubs, trying to beat Blackjack, and dealing from the bottom of the deck. You knew it was going to end badly, but it was entertaining as hell to watch.

    Major difference between Worm and CG however, is that Worm was mostly a likeable character. CG is not. He comes across as a "Wolf of Wallstreet" wannabe, and his douchebagerry only increases with success. The only time he comes close to being a sympathetic figure, or remotely likeable, is when he's at his lowest. Therefore, he plays the villain role perfectly, which only adds to the intrigue.

    I will admit, I actively root against every single bet he makes. I almost felt bad for him after the 0-8 streak, but that quickly changed after he won a couple and then continued to whine about every single loss being a bad beat. He is a blowhard without a clue, and that is why many want him to fail.

    There seems to be two camps present in the thread:

    Those who treat gambling as a science, and understand the importance of numbers and vigs. They mostly seem anti-CG, because they don't respect incompetence, and don't feel his approach deserves to be successful. For them, it's like hoping the clown playing 2-7 off suit gets what's deserved and loses his stack.

    The other group seems comprised of those who are very impressed with living the "lifestyle." They love the bragging about alcohol and drugs consumed, banging chicks, and kicking somebody's behind. They don't want to be concerned with the boring minutia of vig amounts, getting best number, beating closing line, and all of that BS. They love a guy who flies by the seat of his pants and "does it his own way." As VZ calls them, crystal ballers, and they just want to predict outcomes without having to do any of the meticulous stuff.

    I thank CG for his transparency, though I'm not sure if all his outside gambling exploits are true, but they make for an interesting read. Like Worm though, I get the feeling that deep down he really wants to lose. In the end, Worm lost the entire bankroll they had built, and got beat up. When he couldn't pay and was out of time, he told Mike, "it's highway time." That's what I see in my crystal ball.


    Quality post.  Nice writing.  

    Great addition to this cesspool of a thread.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 10:13 PM ET #6845

    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    Yea that's it for the day. At happy hour then blowing some lines of coke at home and then the ballgames. Asian Milf called me today. Can't wait to give her a nice dicking. Let's go heels and ducks!


    CG, I know I said an alternative career path for you would be a spokesperson for EHarmony, given the way you treat your MILF's, like a true gentlemen. I mean, salads and extra bathroom time at 7am before you bum rush the john to take a dump and tell them to beat it is the definition of chivalry.

    I really think you should send a resume to Hallmark and tell them you'll gladly ghost write Mother's Day cards, the above post being a prime example.

    What Mother wouldn't want a sweet holiday reminder her son gives MILF's a good dic*ing, after inhaling coke lines like sinus medicine?


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    Yea that's it for the day. At happy hour then blowing some lines of coke at home and then the ballgames. Asian Milf called me today. Can't wait to give her a nice dicking. Let's go heels and ducks!


    CG, I know I said an alternative career path for you would be a spokesperson for EHarmony, given the way you treat your MILF's, like a true gentlemen. I mean, salads and extra bathroom time at 7am before you bum rush the john to take a dump and tell them to beat it is the definition of chivalry.

    I really think you should send a resume to Hallmark and tell them you'll gladly ghost write Mother's Day cards, the above post being a prime example.

    What Mother wouldn't want a sweet holiday reminder her son gives MILF's a good dic*ing, after inhaling coke lines like sinus medicine?


     
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    BTW - what does CG have tonight?  I cant sort through this thread to find them.

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    Posted: Mar. 14, 2015 - 10:13 PM ET #6847

    500 bucks and i will promise you this, it will be the most boring fuckkkk of your life.  You arent gonna have anything in your pants that this stripper hasnt already had.
    So go blow the 500 and enjoy the fake moans rookie
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    500 bucks and i will promise you this, it will be the most boring fuckkkk of your life.  You arent gonna have anything in your pants that this stripper hasnt already had.
    So go blow the 500 and enjoy the fake moans rookie
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:



    CG, I know I said an alternative career path for you would be a spokesperson for EHarmony, given the way you treat your MILF's, like a true gentlemen. I mean, salads and extra bathroom time at 7am before you bum rush the john to take a dump and tell them to beat it is the definition of chivalry.

    I really think you should send a resume to Hallmark and tell them you'll gladly ghost write Mother's Day cards, the above post being a prime example.

    What Mother wouldn't want a sweet holiday reminder her son gives MILF's a good dic*ing, after inhaling coke lines like sinus medicine?



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    CG, I know I said an alternative career path for you would be a spokesperson for EHarmony, given the way you treat your MILF's, like a true gentlemen. I mean, salads and extra bathroom time at 7am before you bum rush the john to take a dump and tell them to beat it is the definition of chivalry.

    I really think you should send a resume to Hallmark and tell them you'll gladly ghost write Mother's Day cards, the above post being a prime example.

    What Mother wouldn't want a sweet holiday reminder her son gives MILF's a good dic*ing, after inhaling coke lines like sinus medicine?



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    If that's not love...............
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    So the blonde stripper just texted me said $500 and I can bang her

    If that's not love...............
     
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cd329:

    500 bucks and i will promise you this, it will be the most boring fuckkkk of your life.  You arent gonna have anything in your pants that this stripper hasnt already had.
    So go blow the 500 and enjoy the fake moans rookie

    500 bucks for a fake f*ck?  What the hell is the world coming to.

    All I know is CGs monthly nut has gone way up in the last couple of days.  He better start winning some money.  I think we need to rearrange his non-existent goals and change his imaginary staking strategy accordingly.
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    500 bucks and i will promise you this, it will be the most boring fuckkkk of your life.  You arent gonna have anything in your pants that this stripper hasnt already had.
    So go blow the 500 and enjoy the fake moans rookie

    500 bucks for a fake f*ck?  What the hell is the world coming to.

    All I know is CGs monthly nut has gone way up in the last couple of days.  He better start winning some money.  I think we need to rearrange his non-existent goals and change his imaginary staking strategy accordingly.
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