I came in a girls behind for the first time...

Just when i think this site has gone to shit... it goes and does something like this.... AND COMPLETELY REDEEMS ITSELF!!!

 

(the pun is intended)

 

This thread is beautiful. TTA!!!

oh my fucking god.

 

Are we seeing pic's of the girl soon ???

The best and quickest way to get a chick pregnant is ejaculating in her asshole.  Plus, you get to make her a fudge sundae with marshmellow and nuts. 

 

My son is named Chocolate Thunder because he was born through my wife's asshole.

 

Oh you should see this little tiger. 

 Guggs19 loves dingleberry pie. This is Guggs19 girl after he blast her in her gas launching chamber.

guggs, how can I ever trust your soccer picks again? 

No one ever told me it was wrong to to let them suck after the butt fuck.  Sorry guys.

 

 

 

You didn't wear a condom dude?  Expect a kid in 9 months.  Nice going.  Talk to her about it.

umm if it dripped on her puss youll have a kid sepecially when you said it dripped proabably did her from behind am i right? well if so gotta love gravity

thank god he didnt pull out just before and juice in her ear

 

brain babys are not pretty, and their birth leaves a woman with severe hearing difficulties

Don't sweat all these responces Guggs19. We are just busting your chops. You won't get your girl pregnant by cornholin her, unless she is deformed and her ovaries are in her rectum.

Well, another wantobe.  I ass(ume) that your girl has had a few rectal problems with 'roids since you have been butt-f.  Great way for disease.  But of course you wear a condom, right?  Right?  Right?  Of course not.  Nothing like your manhood turning brown and stained before your eyes.   Then you can ask her to turn the tables so to speak, and she can ram something up your behind, like a dildo, and let's see if you get turned on by that.  If you do, then you have a problem.......

 

I asked before, you never answered:

 

given that you are "naive when it comes to sex"...
     are you sure you came in  a GIRLS ass???

haha that i did

She won't get pregnant if she takes the Morning After Pill for anal sex (Metamucil) within 24 hours and craps it all out.

 

 

fucking classic shit

no pun intented

 

 

But she isn't a person, or anything like that........

Chocolate thunder, below the bowels.....reminds me of a joke I heard a couple who had anal sex, and for some reason got stuck, and for some reason just could not release themselves.  Well, they have to eat, make money, et cetera, and so they joined a circus and became known as the couple joined at the dick(hip).  When they want a twosome, they actually mean a foursome.  Have a joint shitty day.....

 bottom sex

 

Leave it to Xena 

kids, DO NOT try this at home !

this stunt should only be performed by a trained professional.

 

(LIKE ME) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!