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Posted: #51
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Dont juice in her belly button.  She might get pregnant if they didnt tie the knot tight enough.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guggs19:

Cuz my girl never really liked it before... she said it hurt and was always opposed to it.. so now... she likes it when i juice in there, plus the ass is soo much tighter ... everyone knows that. When you've beeen having sex with someone for like 4 years u want to try new things.!
 
 
 
Hate to break it to you dude. Someone else has streched it out for you.
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by chillery:

 
 
 
Hate to break it to you dude. Someone else has streched it out for you.
 
 
 
whoops.......
 
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Quote Originally Posted by chillery:

 
 
 
Hate to break it to you dude. Someone else has streched it out for you.
 
 
 
my bad.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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empire13 you naughty boy.... guggs19 will be crushed.
 
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Posted: #56
I don't know this for sure but from your post I can tell you aren't really all that bright so I think you should give your girlfriend a reach around nex time you are with her and you might find SHE is hanging a kickstand up there bro.
 
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I think I speak for the entire forum when I say this ----
 
Please ONLY come in her ass from now on. You are not permitted to reproduce.
 
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Posted: #58
I have found GUGGS19's girlfriend.......apparently she is also concerned

https://ehealthforum.com/health/topic20731.html


 
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Posted: #59
Funniest thread ever on Covers!
Special shout outs to Revengeissweet, hambone, wildman, and ljc for
really cracking me up.
 
Now to Guggs...she actually CAN get pregnant if one of your swimmers find its way to your partner's vagina, assuming he/she HAS one.
 PLEASE, I beg of you, for the sake of the world...DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wildman:

 
As long as the next time she takes a dump it dosen't look like you.... you are safe. keep us posted
 
 
lot of good qoutes in here.... but wildman got it rollin 
 
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I hope this post never goes away, like watching Caddyshack, I just keep laughing everytime I read this.
 
I hope he gets a new girlfriend and has some more interesting stories.
 
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OMFG.......
 
Just when I thought I had seen it all........................................................
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

I think I speak for the entire forum when I say this ----
 
Please ONLY come in her ass from now on. You are not permitted to reproduce.
 
The most well stated logical post that I've ever read in this forum
 
 
 
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Posted: #64
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Dont juice in her belly button.  She might get pregnant if they didnt tie the knot tight enough.
 
 
 
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What section in this forum does young Mr Guggs19 post in around here? He's obviously been around for awhile.
 
I don't remember seeing him before this public revalation of ass boinking and his good common sense inquiry about pregnancy prevention.
 
 
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Cumming in her ass is fine guggs, just DON'T LET HER SWALLOW without a condom.

My best friend's second cousin got his girlfriend to swallow w/o protection, and nine months later, she puked up twins.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ahambone111:

Cumming in her ass is fine guggs, just DON'T LET HER SWALLOW without a condom.

My best friend's second cousin got his girlfriend to swallow w/o protection, and nine months later, she puked up twins.
 
 
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Guys I am glad I have posted something that may be archive ready.... PLEASE can I have my Archive Virginity taken away
 
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D

I usually post in the soccer forum and all around if i have any concerns.but i usually post my pics in the soccer forum
 
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Take it from me Guggs, she can get pregnant from bottom sex.
 
I myself fell pregnant from this once, and there was hell to pay as the baby came out brown instead of white like its father.
 
The jig was up...he knew it wasnt his.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by guggs19:

Came all over her ass inside her ass .... then she sucked me off, it was fucken glorious...
 
Is it just me or did anyone else just vomit a little bit into their mouth when they read this?
 
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Posted: #74
Quote Originally Posted by Xena:

 
Is it just me or did anyone else just vomit a little bit into their mouth when they read this?
 
yeah, that was dirty, she just sucked ass slime off his dick
 
 
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Yeah, my wife had her first child come right out the poop chute. 
 
We named him Chocolate Thunder. 
 
 
You should definately get her tested for pregnancy.  You can get a women pregnant through the poop chute.
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