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hoopsstar22

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 3:45 PM ET #126

Quote Originally Posted by CanucksPlaybook:

you cannot have sex without kissing, right?

You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some bitches just want to fuck, they'll just whip out your dick, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a bitch like that?

Titan65

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 3:46 PM ET #127

I hate kissing during sex. I prefer choking my victims.

CanucksPlaybook

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 6:46 PM ET #128

"You better fuckin' believe you can.

Some bitches just want to fuck, they'll just whip out your dick, suck on it for a few, then say put it in.

You want to wast your time kissin a bitch like that? "

What's wrong with kissing? And if you truly love her...

lostcause

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 7:21 PM ET #129

steiner1

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 8:07 PM ET #130

Quote Originally Posted by Titan65:

I hate kissing during sex. I prefer choking my victims.

Don't give him any ideas Titan, I don't think the freak would let go

p.s
Buy her one of these for Christmas! You'll be married in no time. Then you can sleep in peace knowing that slutty ass is all yours.
LMFAO

https://www.extremerestraints.com/the-fucksall-fucking-kit_693.html

BigBankHank

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 9:22 PM ET #131

Lemme guess, the girl was your mother?

brendanb438

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 9:41 PM ET #132

Canuck you are funny. Really I have a serious question though. How much did ya lose last night on the Pitt/Miami game? I mean the under and the dog covered. You must have fucking lost like a few gs.. Are you cut off yet on credit and loans and shit, and have you lost more than $20K yet? If so

andarmac99

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Posted: Nov. 27, 2007 - 11:34 PM ET #133

Ahahahahaha Fuck!! Oh Fuck! This P-Box is great, someone put this in the archives!!!

CanucksPlaybook

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Posted: Nov. 28, 2007 - 12:39 AM ET #134

brendanb4, first of all, I did not get half of what you said

because some dooshe bag flooded the screen with emoticons

all in one line.

Please type again in narrow like I am right now.

And FYI, I had the UNDER last night. Too bad it was parlayed

with a losing basketball play.

CanucksPlaybook

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Posted: Nov. 28, 2007 - 12:40 AM ET #135

Oh and yes, I have lost way more than $20K lifetime gambling.

Getting close to $70K now.

CanucksPlaybook

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Posted: Nov. 28, 2007 - 1:08 AM ET #136

Seriously now, is there something extremely funny about
truly loving a girl with all your heart? I would love to marry
this girl. She is perfect. Pretty, funny, smart (in med school),
and best of all, when I am with her, I don't gamble to sub-consciously
torture myself like I do most of the time. In fact, I barely gamble at
all when I am with her.

CanucksPlaybook

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Posted: Nov. 29, 2007 - 3:45 AM ET #137

bumpage

liveforsports

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Posted: Nov. 29, 2007 - 12:05 PM ET #138

now you are a shithead.

G8RB8

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 10:37 AM ET #139

Bump for Sunday morning fun

Bagel Sandwiches Suck

PocketJacks

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 10:54 AM ET #140

KOAJ or Ed, someone at CT must be asleep at the Archives wheel, cause this bad boy needs to be in there.

asloper6001

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 11:10 AM ET #141

kidsoprano13

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 12:14 PM ET #142

guggs ur a dirtbag lol

banans

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 12:15 PM ET #143

how did i miss this???? fuckin' classic!!!!!

NYY928

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 12:30 PM ET #144

wheres the pics?

HutchEmAll

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 12:33 PM ET #145

Quote Originally Posted by G8RB8:

Bump for Sunday morning fun

Fantastic

rickster2312

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 1:08 PM ET #146

WOW this thread has brought out some old timers

are they all comming out of the closet

cogenman

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Posted: Mar. 30, 2008 - 2:18 PM ET #147

Bad news for you guggs, she is pregnant and your gonna have a butt ugly child. Good news though, you can abort quickly by giving her a quick kick in the ass.