Hot Seat... Week 1 .... VANZACK

what percentage of your bankroll do you tie up in futures plays, if any...??

looking back in time, at what age would you pin yourself as a "gambler"??

have you ever worked on the other side of the fence?? if so, elaborate, if you wish, as to it's impact, if any, on your capping

when all hell breaks loose, do you reach for your chuks, or your firearm of choice??

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Beets - should I start answering?

I would like to spend some time on each question, and I will take the time and answer them all.

Quote Originally Posted by CMJohnson1:

Does he know about this?

YES!

(first answer)

Vanzack.... do you smoke pot... drink?

Yes.  I am partial to chick flavored rums like razzleberry (the gayer the more I like it).  I also smoke pot about 3 or 4 times a year, last year I went on a bender and smoked a small bad the size of about and inch by an inch in about a week.  I like the way painkillers make me feel, but I know enough to stay away from them.

Fat chicks or slim?

I like lady parts, so big asses and tits are good.  I definitely dont like skinny.

Straight bets or parlays?

I cant remember my last parlay.

Year you made your first wager?

3rd grade.

Would you like to purchase and covers gear? 

I made a covers shirt once and wore it to a football game.  Nobody said a word to me.

Have fun!   

I always try.

I dont bet NBA, NCAAB, or hockey.

I have made a couple of large wagers.  One was the Obama election, and a lot of that played out here at covers (im sure some will remember those threads).  About a week before the election, Obama went from about -200 to about +120, and I just kept buying and buying.  I ended up with a ton more than I was comfortable with, but for some reason I stuck with it.  I won about 200K in total.

I also won a large amount on the Colts to win the SB several years back (against the bears) - and that also played out here at covers.  I started a thread asking if it was better to take them at 12-1 before the playoffs began, or to roll over the bets until the SB.  I ended up with a ton of suggestions, was called a moron, all kinds of shit - but I ended up getting enough out of that thread that I knew I should bet them at the 12-1 instead of rolling it over.  I made the wager at Pinnacle, for 15K total.  They beat KC in the first game, then went to Balt and won, and then beat NE in a crazy game.  Then - in the time between the Championship game and the SB - Pinnacle announces that they are leaving the US market.  It was a crazy time for me, I didnt know what to do, didnt know if I should panic or not - and it was actually the only time I talked to a head person there on the phone - and the guy quickly calculated the current value of the bet based on the SB ML and offered to cash me out at about 120K.  I took the deal, and received a check in the mail that looked like no other check I have ever seen - it was almost square - from some bank in the caribbean.  That check got me kicked out of a major bank, but that is another story.

I had a very big (too big, and I kick myself to this day) wager on the world cup final this past year, and lost.  I had holland - and it was mostly because I had won so much on the tournament - that I got a little loose.  I lost about 125k on that game.

I also lost a lot this year on the TCU / Wisky bowl game.  It could have been a lot worse, but somehow I managed to have some ML instead of all of it at -2.5, but I still lost right at about 100K.

I honestly much prefer to not have big standout wagers.  I prefer to have 20 wagers for 5k each than 1 wager for 100k.  It much better fits my model to go 11-9 on those 20 wagers than have all of it on the 1.

Not yet, but he seems like a perfectly nice guy with no mental problems.

Quote Originally Posted by wrigleyswagers:

200 k , this is fucking bullshit , complete bullshit

Just curious - is that big or small?

I watch high stakes poker sometimes on the game show network - and those guys play 200K pots for coinflips.

To say that 200K is my biggest wager ever I thought would be seen here as small.  But I really dont know.  Im sure there will be people who read that and laugh because they wager 200K often, and others who think it is impossible because they wager 5 dollars to support a miller geniune draft habit.

Since I promised honesty in this thread, I will admit that I do not own a yacht, and have never really banged a supermodel.

That is not to be repeated outside of this thread.

Why not. Rich people just as bored as broke ones. Wrigs if you won the lottery you would probably still post.