The Open

Yep

@ABooksNightmare

 This is true. I know because Skillla dreams about it all the time. Tank used to coach them so he must know too. I think this is why Navarro is so pissed though. Cause Zheng refuses to join in on the massive lesbo orgies during rain delays. Pretty sure that's frowned upon in China. But it causes massive division in the locker room when one girl refuses to join.

Massive division is what one can only dream of between the hips...China has the march but the WTA has weapons of female destruction....it's like when Samantha and Randy were looking at Caroline in the shower in sixteen candles...it's just women amongst girls sometimes and there aint nuttin you can do bout it

Zheng 29 percent on first serve yikes. She is playing scared out there. Sure, thought this was going to be a competitive match. As Brad says one way traffic.

And yet again we have another unbelievable set of tennis. I expected Sab to win but I certainly didn't expect Zheng to play like a low level fringe ITF player. Can't win hitting 30% first serves. She has been serving crazy good for months now too.

@bringit

 Wayyy too hard for me pal. 

My insider source (Paula) is telling me Navarro sabotaged all Zheng's rackets and spiked her protein shake with laxatives.

@bringit

Yea, get them off the court this is embarrassing....where's the clown guy from apollo with the cane? He needs to yank them off the court now

Any minute I'm expecting Texas to roll into the thread saying Sabalenka LARGE -180 live ML 247 UNITS. ADDING ANOTHER 600 UNITS NOW 

Who bet the over in the Slobenka match?

I still can't believe Badosa lost that 2nd ...that was crazy...then cried like a baby

@Uman

 I believe no one did. Only my wrong opinion.

@Uman

  Baby Emma will make you cry

@wgomel21

 What about the Vols -7.5 ?? I always try to keep my expectations in check when betting on my team but this one could get out of hand very quickly.

@bringit

 Lean Pack which is not what you wanted to read. Not even close to firing on anything right now. Just perplexed how wrong I have been in tennis in New York. You would think a blind squirrel could find a nut eventually.

I love Arynas energy, you just know shes fun in bed

It won't be close. Watch Nico's highlights. Yes against Chatt but the throws were so perfect that there's not a DB in the ACC that could defend them anyways.

It won't be close.

It will be like a Sab Zheng match 

@skillahmang

 Agreed but you would need some ear plugs.

They'll be some tips involved, especially if she's buying everyone drinks

@bringit

 Settle down Smokie. Watching my team win 76-0 meant absolutely nothing other than the lines are more inflated.

Tiafoe bringing the celebs out, but I think falls to the Bulgarian tonight

@ABooksNightmare

 Tiafoe smiles and shows his teeth during the match. Hopefully that will hit.