Easter Sunday footy

you do apparently, and that's ok.

i don't push my atheism onto others.

u atheist AB?

 

The missus is watching the million dollar drop while talking to her mother at the same time - multitasking is her forte..

 

anyhoo, the chick on the show looks like a pissed transvestite

248 AFL games
1030 AFL goals
AFL Hall of Fame
AFL Team of the Century
3 Coleman Medals
11 games for the Big V
Victorian Team of the Century
4 times All Australian
Norm Smith medalist


I'm a believer

I don't believe in religion, so I guess that's what they call me.

I believe in butt sex before marriage

I believe in blow jobs before the first date

 

does that make me a bad person

the greatest movie ever made about religion

So u guys all believe something can come from nothing?

 Dogma

 Kevin Smith

 I fucking love that movie

It makes you








































A Eels supporter

I have the courage to say, 'hey, I don't know'.

 

Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:


'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'



You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off:


'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fuck off then'



So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well



'Do you fuck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'

I just believe in butt sex dude,thats all

we came from something which came from something which came from something which came from something and so forth

was it some dude in thongs and his old man? very doubtful

how is it that, when a human egg is fertilised, and the cells start to split into identical cells, and continue to split etc...... then, somehow, some cells group together to become part of an eye, while other cells group together to become a heart, and other cells become skin etc? All this with no central co-ordination?

How can something so ordered come from chaos?

 

 KBW

 

 I saw mummy sucking santa claus

I have been lucky with my last few girlfriend's. They have actually asked if they could suck my dick. Can I suck your dick now? Etc. They are good girls.

And I have also played Russian Roulette. I hate wearing a condom so I have blown in plenty of girls without protection. Thankfully I have no STD's nor AIDS and no kids out there.

Either

a) I'm infertile

or

b) God doesn't want me to have kids

I hope it is B.

Either way, it's sweet.

And to answer your question.

Yes I do believe.

Do I act like I believe? No.

Actually there's a 'C' option to that above post and a 'D'.

C - They are infertile
D - They are on protection but saying they're not so I can screw them better.