Pete Kegseth still thinks it's Cinco De Mayo because he hasn't gone to bed yet and is about to launch a retaliatory strike on Pakistan for attacking Indiana.
Might not be that far fetched.
Might not be that far fetched.
Might not be that far fetched.
@Midnight1
It’s true that fake Xanax on the street is fentanyl. My prescription Xanax from my pharmacy is good (I think). Reason being I also have a Vicodin script and the pill effects are totally different. Xanax is a benzo and Vicodin contains a mild opioid.
The one that is crazy is Ambien. This stuff can make me sleepwalk. One time I took wifey out to dinner and took my cheesecake dessert home. Took an Ambien and got into bed. In the morning I threw a fit at wifey for eating my cheesecake.
I had no memory of eating my cheesecake and carrying on a normal and coherent conversation with wifey.
There are also stories of people driving to the supermarket, shopping, driving home, putting away groceries, then getting in bed, and having no memory of doing anything. Now, THAT is just plain SPOOKY.
Moral of story is DO NOT mix these drugs and hide your garage door opener before you crawl into bed.
@Midnight1
It’s true that fake Xanax on the street is fentanyl. My prescription Xanax from my pharmacy is good (I think). Reason being I also have a Vicodin script and the pill effects are totally different. Xanax is a benzo and Vicodin contains a mild opioid.
The one that is crazy is Ambien. This stuff can make me sleepwalk. One time I took wifey out to dinner and took my cheesecake dessert home. Took an Ambien and got into bed. In the morning I threw a fit at wifey for eating my cheesecake.
I had no memory of eating my cheesecake and carrying on a normal and coherent conversation with wifey.
There are also stories of people driving to the supermarket, shopping, driving home, putting away groceries, then getting in bed, and having no memory of doing anything. Now, THAT is just plain SPOOKY.
Moral of story is DO NOT mix these drugs and hide your garage door opener before you crawl into bed.
Does anyone know if the racist/convicted felon in the Oval has already come out and blamed the India/Pakistan border skirmish on Joe Biden yet?.....or are we expecting that announcement sometime soon?
Does anyone know if the racist/convicted felon in the Oval has already come out and blamed the India/Pakistan border skirmish on Joe Biden yet?.....or are we expecting that announcement sometime soon?
DO YOU REMEMBER "ALTERNATIVE FACTS?"
Of course you do & we have Kellyanne Pinocchio Rose Conway to thank for that gem.
Now, we have a business term that in the wrong hands can be disastrous. The term is "strategic uncertainty."
For example, say you sell widgets. A new law is passed that will impact your business but you're not sure to what extent. However, you use the analytical tools available to make the decision based on what you think will happen in the future. Or this same widget company has an offer to buy their raw materials from another company at a reduced cost. Do you leave a reliable supplier to take an offer that should reduce your cost but there is the risk aspect of the new company's inability to grow at the same rate you expect to grow?
This is the term. strategic uncertainty, Treasury Secretary Bessent used to describe President 47 Shades of Shit's big plan.
Unfortunately for us there is no strategy & huge uncertainty. Who is Dishonorable Donnie listening to? Is it Ron Vara or some other frauds?
President Stuporman has left himself very few options & they are all losing hands. As Poker Peckerhead would say "He doesn't hold the cards." He took a very stable economy & put the country in fucking chaos. He has badly underestimated the level of uncertainty & the demand for our products. Other countries are moving on from America.
Instead of focusing on this issue, President Fucktard is spending time talking about putting tariffs on movies & reopening Alcatraz. Total fucking nonsense. Oh, President Xi has to call me first kind of juvenile bullshit.
He has no strategy. He has no plan. All he has is a mess that he can't blame on Biden!
DO YOU REMEMBER "ALTERNATIVE FACTS?"
Of course you do & we have Kellyanne Pinocchio Rose Conway to thank for that gem.
Now, we have a business term that in the wrong hands can be disastrous. The term is "strategic uncertainty."
For example, say you sell widgets. A new law is passed that will impact your business but you're not sure to what extent. However, you use the analytical tools available to make the decision based on what you think will happen in the future. Or this same widget company has an offer to buy their raw materials from another company at a reduced cost. Do you leave a reliable supplier to take an offer that should reduce your cost but there is the risk aspect of the new company's inability to grow at the same rate you expect to grow?
This is the term. strategic uncertainty, Treasury Secretary Bessent used to describe President 47 Shades of Shit's big plan.
Unfortunately for us there is no strategy & huge uncertainty. Who is Dishonorable Donnie listening to? Is it Ron Vara or some other frauds?
President Stuporman has left himself very few options & they are all losing hands. As Poker Peckerhead would say "He doesn't hold the cards." He took a very stable economy & put the country in fucking chaos. He has badly underestimated the level of uncertainty & the demand for our products. Other countries are moving on from America.
Instead of focusing on this issue, President Fucktard is spending time talking about putting tariffs on movies & reopening Alcatraz. Total fucking nonsense. Oh, President Xi has to call me first kind of juvenile bullshit.
He has no strategy. He has no plan. All he has is a mess that he can't blame on Biden!
Trumps transport sect blaming biden for all the insane airport stuff happening, including another army helicopter almost crashing into 2 jets because the helicopter decided to take the scenic route. Yup bidens fault
Trumps transport sect blaming biden for all the insane airport stuff happening, including another army helicopter almost crashing into 2 jets because the helicopter decided to take the scenic route. Yup bidens fault
“Strategic Uncertainty” has been around for quite some time. Trump’s father invented the scheme. You set up a shell company to sell you widgets. The shell company bills you and your accountant writes this strategic uncertainty off as an operating expense. The problem with Tubby is that he got greedy and stupid which explains why we never saw his tax returns.
“Strategic Uncertainty” has been around for quite some time. Trump’s father invented the scheme. You set up a shell company to sell you widgets. The shell company bills you and your accountant writes this strategic uncertainty off as an operating expense. The problem with Tubby is that he got greedy and stupid which explains why we never saw his tax returns.
@cd329
Newark, NJ airport had a systems collapse of outdated computers which caused a two minute outage of communications with aircraft. Given the volume of air traffic it’s a miracle there wasn’t another disaster.
So Philadelphia airport picks up the communication traffic while Newark starts equipment renovations. This results in several air traffic controllers in Philadelphia invoking their 45 day emergency leave because they were suffering from extreme stress.
You can’t make this s#it up!
“We don’t need no stinking regulations”
Complete fukking chaotic stupidity!!!
@cd329
Newark, NJ airport had a systems collapse of outdated computers which caused a two minute outage of communications with aircraft. Given the volume of air traffic it’s a miracle there wasn’t another disaster.
So Philadelphia airport picks up the communication traffic while Newark starts equipment renovations. This results in several air traffic controllers in Philadelphia invoking their 45 day emergency leave because they were suffering from extreme stress.
You can’t make this s#it up!
“We don’t need no stinking regulations”
Complete fukking chaotic stupidity!!!
if daddy didnt leave him money and the banks didnt bail him out years ago, because they didnt want to go down with the ship, trump would be working the french fry lines at mickey D's for real
if daddy didnt leave him money and the banks didnt bail him out years ago, because they didnt want to go down with the ship, trump would be working the french fry lines at mickey D's for real
exactly. Hell just blame it on bidens laptop
Transport sect said he didnt know why army helicopter was flying where it was flying and cant get any answers from hesgeth cause he cant get a hold of anybody lmfaoooooooo. Hesgeths too busy
exactly. Hell just blame it on bidens laptop
Transport sect said he didnt know why army helicopter was flying where it was flying and cant get any answers from hesgeth cause he cant get a hold of anybody lmfaoooooooo. Hesgeths too busy
Hey trumpy keep getting rid of all the top military brass with years of experience, you frigging dumbass
https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-loses-2nd-fighter-jet-012500749.html
Hey trumpy keep getting rid of all the top military brass with years of experience, you frigging dumbass
https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-loses-2nd-fighter-jet-012500749.html
Think anybody could get on the same page for the good of the country?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/duffy-pentagon-not-responding-helicopter-222454761.html
Think anybody could get on the same page for the good of the country?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/duffy-pentagon-not-responding-helicopter-222454761.html
Aviation has been disastrous ever since start of Trump second term. Nonsense to blame Biden. DEI, immigrants, LGBTQ, or woke ideology. But fascists often blame scapegoats for problems. In Nazi Germany, person were promoted as the source of all evil.
Aviation has been disastrous ever since start of Trump second term. Nonsense to blame Biden. DEI, immigrants, LGBTQ, or woke ideology. But fascists often blame scapegoats for problems. In Nazi Germany, person were promoted as the source of all evil.
Of course this occurs on trump's watch...........and we all know what this means to the MAGAs:
"It's all Joe Biden's fault!!!"
.....and they'll even try to rationalize that view, in trump's defense....
Of course this occurs on trump's watch...........and we all know what this means to the MAGAs:
"It's all Joe Biden's fault!!!"
.....and they'll even try to rationalize that view, in trump's defense....
@fubah2
The key here for the Leftest Democrats will be how many independents they can call to arms vs the dictator far right Republicans in the midterms.
Too many blacks and far too many women simply WERE NOT motivated enough to vote in 2024. Given the continuing police profiling of blacks and the continuing overreach of the SCOTUS ie the overturn of Roe v Wade you would think this should be enough motivation to crush Republicans in the midterms.
Only time will tell and the debates will be incredibly interesting in the many months to come.
@fubah2
The key here for the Leftest Democrats will be how many independents they can call to arms vs the dictator far right Republicans in the midterms.
Too many blacks and far too many women simply WERE NOT motivated enough to vote in 2024. Given the continuing police profiling of blacks and the continuing overreach of the SCOTUS ie the overturn of Roe v Wade you would think this should be enough motivation to crush Republicans in the midterms.
Only time will tell and the debates will be incredibly interesting in the many months to come.
I DON'T KNOW
Reporter: "Is your administration sending migrants to Libya?"
Dum Dum Donnie: "I don't know. You'll have to ask Homeland Security."
You don't know? What the fuck do you know? He doesn't know about due process. Couldn't explain the Declaration of Independence. Doesn't know about upholding the Constitution.
This fucker is absolutely clueless
I DON'T KNOW
Reporter: "Is your administration sending migrants to Libya?"
Dum Dum Donnie: "I don't know. You'll have to ask Homeland Security."
You don't know? What the fuck do you know? He doesn't know about due process. Couldn't explain the Declaration of Independence. Doesn't know about upholding the Constitution.
This fucker is absolutely clueless
The clown couldnt pass a 6th grade test. He only knows how to con people and quite honestly hes able to only able to do that because the people hes cons are dumber then him.
I would bet he couldnt identify our states on a map. I would guess he would get over 50 percent wrong.
The clown couldnt pass a 6th grade test. He only knows how to con people and quite honestly hes able to only able to do that because the people hes cons are dumber then him.
I would bet he couldnt identify our states on a map. I would guess he would get over 50 percent wrong.
WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYMORE?
Ford is hiking the sticker prices for the three US models it imports from Mexico by up to $2,000 each, just days after executives said they didn’t expect significant increases in industry wide car prices this year. I guess they don't see a 2k increase as significant.
I can hear a Ford executive now, "Two thousand dollars?! I spend more than that on hookers and blow in a weekend!"
It’s almost like tariffs are a tax on the consumer. Who would’ve guessed?!
WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE ANYMORE?
Ford is hiking the sticker prices for the three US models it imports from Mexico by up to $2,000 each, just days after executives said they didn’t expect significant increases in industry wide car prices this year. I guess they don't see a 2k increase as significant.
I can hear a Ford executive now, "Two thousand dollars?! I spend more than that on hookers and blow in a weekend!"
It’s almost like tariffs are a tax on the consumer. Who would’ve guessed?!
When are people gonna wake, especially maga cult members and see that trump and republicans care nothing about this country and only want to make sure the very rich billionaires get their massive tax cuts, so that those same billionaires will put millions in their pockets.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/house-republicans-push-sell-thousands-161425099.html
These people would sell the white house to get more money to the billionaires if they could.
Billionaires are so blinded by dollars, they cant even see the big picture that one of these days people wont have the money to keep buying their stuff which makes them rich. They are just unable to see the forest thru the trees
When are people gonna wake, especially maga cult members and see that trump and republicans care nothing about this country and only want to make sure the very rich billionaires get their massive tax cuts, so that those same billionaires will put millions in their pockets.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/house-republicans-push-sell-thousands-161425099.html
These people would sell the white house to get more money to the billionaires if they could.
Billionaires are so blinded by dollars, they cant even see the big picture that one of these days people wont have the money to keep buying their stuff which makes them rich. They are just unable to see the forest thru the trees
PRESIDENT BLOWHARD ANNOUNCED
"Big News Conference tomorrow morning 10 AM in the Oval Office concerning a MAJOR TRADE DEAL WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF A BIG AND HIGHLY RESPECTED, COUNTRY. THE FIRST OF MANY."
I think the penguins caved.
PRESIDENT BLOWHARD ANNOUNCED
"Big News Conference tomorrow morning 10 AM in the Oval Office concerning a MAJOR TRADE DEAL WITH REPRESENTATIVES OF A BIG AND HIGHLY RESPECTED, COUNTRY. THE FIRST OF MANY."
I think the penguins caved.
trump angrily targeted those penguins for daring to demonstrate with "Black Penguins Lives Matter" signage
trump angrily targeted those penguins for daring to demonstrate with "Black Penguins Lives Matter" signage
CASEY MEANS, LATEST SURGEON GENERAL NOMINEE
“When it comes to raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, look him in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm.”
Well, I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a cow's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
CASEY MEANS, LATEST SURGEON GENERAL NOMINEE
“When it comes to raw milk, I want to be free to form a relationship with a local farmer, look him in the eyes, pet his cow, and then decide if I feel safe to drink the milk from his farm.”
Well, I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a cow's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it.
HE DOESN'T KNOW A DAMN THING
Reporter: “You just announced a new nominee for the U.S. Surgeon General who never finished her residency and is not a practicing physician. Can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?”
The Combover Kid: “Because Bobby thought she was fantastic…I don't know her.”
Once again, the buck stops somewhere else. He never takes responsibility for failures but is 1st in line to get praise.
HE DOESN'T KNOW A DAMN THING
Reporter: “You just announced a new nominee for the U.S. Surgeon General who never finished her residency and is not a practicing physician. Can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?”
The Combover Kid: “Because Bobby thought she was fantastic…I don't know her.”
Once again, the buck stops somewhere else. He never takes responsibility for failures but is 1st in line to get praise.
Federal judge blocks deportation of migrants to Libya and other third world countries because it would violate their due process rights.
Federal judge blocks deportation of migrants to Libya and other third world countries because it would violate their due process rights.
Per NBC News: Judge blocks deportation flight of Asian migrants to Libya.
These Asians are from the Philippines, Vietnam and Laos, among other countries.
Per NBC News: Judge blocks deportation flight of Asian migrants to Libya.
These Asians are from the Philippines, Vietnam and Laos, among other countries.
Trump only hires the best people lmfaoooooo.
People dont realize how important the surgeon generals job is and the Country doesnt need another whack job dishing out nutty ideas not based on real science These clowns just cant wait until we bring back every disease that we have basically gotten rid of.
Trump only hires the best people lmfaoooooo.
People dont realize how important the surgeon generals job is and the Country doesnt need another whack job dishing out nutty ideas not based on real science These clowns just cant wait until we bring back every disease that we have basically gotten rid of.
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