Lies, Inaccuracies & Stupidity

They are way too busy trying to calculate how much money they cashed in on the stock market with their trumpy inside tips about tariffs being reversed.  These people cant even show up to their town hall meetings, you cant believe they will try to go against trumpy.

LET'S GET TO KNOW KRISTI RAMBO NOEM

I won't bring up the fact she shot her dog & goat; that's old news, right? We won't get into Puppy Gate. So what if the kids asked "Mom, where's our dog?" Even Mike Vick offered to take the doggie off her hands before she off'd him. She's been known to bark up the wrong tree so to speak. For example, in her book that she didn't write, she lied about meeting Kim Jong Un. "He had no clue about my experience in staring down little tyrants." WHAT???? LIKE WHO?  But supposedly someone saw her wearing a cowgirl hat & offered her a singing contract in Nashville & she's going to debut her new song "I Hated That DOG." Apparently, she wanted to kill Biden's German Shepherd, Commander, but she was stopped by Senator Grassley who tackled her on the WH lawn. Maybe she took the movie "All Dogs Go To Heaven" literally & took it as a personal challenge. Around the farm, the help call her Cadaver Kristi.

Rambo Noem: "I oversee 26 different components of the department of homeland security and they are so proud of the fact that I'm willing to wear an I.C.E. Hat, wearing an HSI vest, willing to go into there and wear something blah blah blah." She always liked to play "dress up" as a kid so we shouldn't be surprised. We have ICE ICE KRISTIi,THE HOMELAND HONEY & those who know her well like Corey Lewandowski call her Krusty Kristi. 

She charged South Dakotans over 2k for her travel expense to get her teeth fixed in Texas. Imagine all the dentists in South Dakota thinking WTF?? She even filmed an infomercial for the Texan dentist. The lady needs to look good when she's huntin, fishin & bein a horse riding boots wearin kind of gal. Doesn't anyone know that the Gravel Pit Assassin won the South Dakota Snow Queen Pageant in 1990? One thing the Groper in Chief  likes about Cruella da Kota is her profile.

So what has she accomplished, other than the Snow Queen title, to have such a huge responsibility in this administration? Well she danced awkwardly for about 40 minutes at a rally for Grandpa Fucko while a couple of deplorables had medical emergencies. That's big, right? I mean where the hell was Ivanka when you need to pimp her, out right? Well, as Governor she got banned from going on tribal lands in South Dakota. That must have been an ego bruise. "Don't they know I was a Snow Queen?" She also says she declined a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron. So ya gotta question her judgment right there. I mean, Melania would never decline to spend time Monsieur Macron. 

She's a real piece of work!

SO WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

Canada potentially will elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in Economics from Oxford.

Mexico elected someone with a degree in Physics & a PhD in Energy Engineering.

America elected a rotting turnip sitting in our Oval Office who acts like he's a combination of them both. 

NOW WE KNOW HOW

The Cheater in Chief wins all these golf championships on his courses.

He plays against the grandparents of the Washington Generals!

WHAT DOPES!

Sens. Adam Schiff and Ruben Gallego are pressing the White House for answers on whether anyone engaged in insider trading before Trump announced his reversal on tariffs. Specifically, they want to know whether White House employees or Trump family members were made aware of his plans to reverse policy.

Like anyone is going to fess up???? Many in Congress have become millionaires with the info they receive in various committees. 

Most of them are as crooked as the Failed Online Meat Salesman in the WH.

EVER GET SICK ON A CRUISE? IT ISN'T PRETTY

The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as the agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks.

That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars.

I remember Dipshit Donnie during his 1st term saying "So I said to my people. Slow the testing down please" during COVID.

So to permanently solve any future problems, you just fire the cruise inspectors.

Bon Voyage 

MORON SAID WHAT?

Judge Jeanine Pirro: "WE found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security."

Yo Juicebox Jeanine.... those are the benefits for kids whose parents are dead.

It takes a special kind of person to be this ignorant.

ON MAY 15TH WE'RE GONNA LEARN WHO WAS NAUGHTY AND WHO WAS NICE

That's when we'll learn what members of Congress had stock activity prior to Genghis Can't announcing his tariff nightmare.

Not sure what will happen then, Trump appoints his SEC chair, it might behave as partisan. Where is the Signalgate? 

A SACK OF BROKEN TOYS

I heard this term the other day & immediately thought of the current administration of Donnie Demento. Rubio, McMahon, Chavez DeRemer, Burgum, Collins, Turner, Zeldin, Whitaker, Gabbard, Oz, Lake, Parnell, Loeffler, Perdue, Williams, Walker, Brown, Weldon, Brown, Hines, Kent, Hoekstra & Levitt are all political losers rejected by hundreds of thousands of Americans.

But yet, Trumbledforeskin selected them to run some of the most important & biggest departments in government as well as Ambassador positions around the world. BTW...when the hell will Saggy Ass Guilfoyle leave South Florida & start doing her job in Greece.

Delusional Donald put a roadkill eating anti-vaccine conspiracy idiot in charge of HHS. If RFK were smart, he would make sure that thing on top of his boss' head got it's vaccine.

President Asswipe has proven to be the biggest loser of them all.

RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME

Health Secretary RFK Jr. has suggested that Americans who eat doughnuts, guzzle sodas or smoke should not be provided with free healthcare. But if you pay for healthcare, it's OK?

Hmmm, interesting.

How about healthcare for a heroin addict of 14 years?

How about people stuffing their faces with McDonald's crap?

I'd tell RFK to do better but I don't think he can.

WE WERE TOLD BY WIDDLE DONNIE DIAPERFULL HE WOULD END THE WAR IN UKRAINE AS SOON AS HE GOT INTO OFFICE

That of course has not happened. 

In fact just 2 days ago, Bunker Boy told Putin to get serious about ending the war in Ukraine.

So today Vlady said fuck you Donne the Draft Dodger & bombed the city of Sumi while they gathered for Palm Sunday.

SUNDAY NEWSPAPER HEADLINES FROM A LOCAL NEWSPAPER

Each Sunday morning we read the paper. These are headlines from yesterday's Sun-Sentinel in no particular order.

BROWARD SCHOOLS LOOK TO CUT STAFF

FEMA CUTS 300M IN FLORIDA PROJECTS

CDC'S CRUISE INSPECTORS GET LAID OFF

DEMOCRATS SET TO TARGET MILLS DURING 26 MIDTERMS (HE'S A HOUSE MEMBER FROM CENTRAL FLORIDA)

HUNDREDS OF CONDOS NOW ON SECRET MORTGAGE LIST

 SOUTH FLORIDA'S "LITTLE VENEZUELA" FEARS MOVE AGAINST MIGRATION

WHY CAMERAS ARE POPPING UP IN ELDERCARE FACILITIES

FLORIDA CAR INSURANCE PREMIUMS COULD SKYROCKET DUE TO TRUMP'S TARIFFS

FLORIDA UNIVERSITIES FACE SWEEPING STATE AUDIT UNDER DeSANTIS DOGE MANDATE

BILLIONAIRE HIGHLIGHTS MARS TRIP IN BID TO BECOME NASA'S NEXT CHIEF

ORLANDO POLICE INK NEW ICE AGREEMENT

WITH A WORLD IN TURMOIL, TRUMP TEEING OFF

TRUMP'S MOVES STUN US IMPORTERS

FOR SOME DEMOCRATS, IT'S NOT TARIFFS BUT CURRENT CHAOS

WHITE HOUSE PRESSES MIGRANTS TO "SELF-DEPORT"

ISRAEL WIDENS CONTROL OF GAZA TO MORE THAN 50% OF TERRITORY

UKRAINIAN WOMEN MOBILIZE

US MOVES TO ENDING "ZERO TOLERANCE" GUN POLICY

CITING CRISIS WILL REPORTEDLT BOOST COAL POLICY

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!

HOW ILL INFORMED AND UNPREPARED 

Last week Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, attended an education conference. Not once but at least twice she referenced AI, Artificial Intelligence, as A1 like the steak sauce & how it will help students. GOP followers flooded grocery stores buying the A1 sauce in hopes it would smarten up their kids.

Heinz immediately introduced a new label on their product...A1 Sauce..."For Educational Purposes Only!"

Was she sauced when she said this? 

She's lost in the sauce and the world is laughing at us once again. 

Yep!  I mean who doesn't love the acrid smell of heavy coal dust wafting through the air on what would otherwise be a nice summer day...

BUT THERE'S MORE

The cop who initially attested to Abrego Garcia's alleged MS-13 membership was subsequently suspended and indicted for serious professional misconduct & today:

While providing no proof of accusations Press Secretary says "Abrego Garcia was a foreign terrorist. He is an MS-13 gang member. He was engaged in human trafficking."

But wait a minute...Didn't her boss do the same thing to Garcia that they accuse him of doing???

Court reveals no proof Garcia has a criminal record or membership in a criminal gang.  Under US law, illegal immigration is a civil offense and not a crime.  But Trump administration continues to repeat lies about immigrants.  Instead truth is what they want to believe.  War against truth and scapegoating are among characteristics of fascism.

NIGHTY NIGHT MR. PILLOW

Ever hear the term "What goes around comes around?"

Mr. Pillow, Mike Lindell is broke. He's screwed FedEx out of 9 million in unpaid shipping costs. He owes DHL 758k. He's being sued by Smartmatic & Dominion Voting Systems. Retailers will no longer sell his product. Even FOX won't play his commercials. Even they have kicked him to the curb. Bwhaaaaaaaaa 

Now he's crying to a judge.

I THINK THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT

Ed Martin, Uncle Ream Us pick for U.S. Attorney in DC, failed to disclose 150+ appearances on Russian state media.

Ah, so what was he discussing?

Wasn't he the "STOP THE STEAL" guy?

Another question is who discovered this & how?

MAGA Circus & Clown Show

....coming to all neighborhoods near you!

@fubah2

 If you really want to see a real piece of work, Check out Donald Disgustus pick for the IRS, Billy Long.

This good ole boy runs his own auction company in Mizzou. So you know he can talk real fast which will make him an instant success in this administration. He loves playing poker & has no tax experience. NONE!

This walking buffet table, which he wears on his clothing, won't need to pick up a check or a bar tab for his whole time in DC.

What could possibly go wrong?

I have no doubt whatsoever there are likely many HUNDREDS perhaps thousands of American-born "men of color" who are eminently more qualified...being passed over for this dude.

More on Billy Long... 

Billy Long, Trump’s nominee to run the IRS, just had his campaign debt from 2022 paid off by several people who have current tax issues pending before the IRS. From The New Republic: “Long reported in campaign finance disclosures that he loaned $130,000 to his unsuccessful 2022 campaign for the US Senate, with the dormant campaign committee raising $36,000 in the past two years. This meant that Long would have been personally on the hook for more than $100,000.”

“Shortly after Trump announced Long as his pick to head the IRS, the committee was suddenly flush, taking in $137,000 in under three weeks in January, and Long used that to reimburse himself. Two-thirds of those donations were for $2,900, the maximum amount allowed by law, and one-third of them came from donors in the tax consultant industry or people with tax-related legal issues.”

Michael Beckel, of campaign finance watchdog group Issue One, to Lever News: “Making political contributions to aid Billy Long seems like a surefire way to ingratiate yourself with the man poised to lead the IRS, especially when we’re talking about contributions to help repay campaign debt that is just loans to the candidate himself and contributions to his leadership PAC. People often criticize campaign contributions for being legalized bribery, but in this case, we’re truly talking about money being given to Long to repay himself.”

DUDE'S A HOUNDOG

Corey Lewandowski is back on the scene. He got fired the last time this circus was in town for groping the wife of a major donor in Idaho. He took a plea in that case. Previously, he was a political adviser to Kristi "How Do I Look" Noem but when she found out he was two timing her, she cut him off his benefits. 

Well, he's back! The guy who said "I have no obligation to be honest" is back in DC!

He's now the unofficial bodyguard for Riski Kristi & Corey affectionately calls her his Kristi Kreem. Lewandowski has a friend taking care of his dog so she never meets him.

It must be serious because Corey's not answering calls from Hope Hicks. 

WOOF WOOF 

HE MAY BE THE BIGGEST CON OF ALL

Commerce Sec Lutnick to the Gaud Father: "With your leadership and your policies we're gonna open all these markets and we're gonna let our fishermen thrive and prosper and we're gonna have lower cost fish, more of it, and the freshest fish in the world. And this is just common sense for the United States of America."

Two weeks ago Nutslick had us all doing robot maintenance.

Last week he had us all screwing stuff into iPhones.

But now we are going to be catching fish in Samoa instead.

And don't forget.....mine that damn coal!