Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
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Im looking for a coach, need help.
Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
Actually I haven't made thousands, but BILLIONS in online poker winnings. Even tho my success, I decided to wager on sports (and I have an impeccable record of (917-0-1), after success here I decided to play online blackjack where I made $$$100 BILLION MILLION. I will coach you for 5 dollars on FTP transfer = A2 Ship It.
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Actually I haven't made thousands, but BILLIONS in online poker winnings. Even tho my success, I decided to wager on sports (and I have an impeccable record of (917-0-1), after success here I decided to play online blackjack where I made $$$100 BILLION MILLION. I will coach you for 5 dollars on FTP transfer = A2 Ship It.
Actually I haven't made thousands, but BILLIONS in online poker winnings. Even tho my success, I decided to wager on sports (and I have an impeccable record of (917-0-1), after success here I decided to play online blackjack where I made $$$100 BILLION MILLION. I will coach you for 5 dollars on FTP transfer = A2 Ship It.
a little weak, don't you think, dude? ive made TRILLIONS on online poker as anyone can. absolutely legit!
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Quote Originally Posted by AceDeuceShipIt:
Actually I haven't made thousands, but BILLIONS in online poker winnings. Even tho my success, I decided to wager on sports (and I have an impeccable record of (917-0-1), after success here I decided to play online blackjack where I made $$$100 BILLION MILLION. I will coach you for 5 dollars on FTP transfer = A2 Ship It.
a little weak, don't you think, dude? ive made TRILLIONS on online poker as anyone can. absolutely legit!
Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
CHANCE BABY!!
This is your LUCKY DAY. We just had a guy join covers that is EXACTLY what you are looking for. What luck!!
Best of luck to you and akron in your long and properous partnership
PS With your winnings you can buy a bridge in brooklyn
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Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:
Im looking for a coach, need help.
Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
CHANCE BABY!!
This is your LUCKY DAY. We just had a guy join covers that is EXACTLY what you are looking for. What luck!!
Best of luck to you and akron in your long and properous partnership
PS With your winnings you can buy a bridge in brooklyn
Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
You don't need help dammit..you're ChanceP. The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive!
"Most people don't know this, but ChanceP has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had ChanceP children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month."
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Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:
Im looking for a coach, need help.
Looking for someone who has won HUNDREDS of thousands online but is burnt out after making their first million and would really just like to focus on me. Also, if they had an impeccable track record as a sports bettor (like 7-1 maybe) thatd be even better. Id also appreciate it if my coach screennames could either be nonexistent or down $.
Anyone know where I could find a coach like this??? Cuz Id be willing to pay TOP dollar. Guys like that only come around once in a lifetime, man we're lucky!!!!!
You don't need help dammit..you're ChanceP. The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive!
"Most people don't know this, but ChanceP has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had ChanceP children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month."
You don't need help dammit..you're ChanceP. The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive!
"Most people don't know this, but ChanceP has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had ChanceP children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month."
LMFAO!!!
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Quote Originally Posted by ArmedNAruba:
You don't need help dammit..you're ChanceP. The toughest son-of-a-bitch alive!
"Most people don't know this, but ChanceP has children! This one time, he was banging a hooker and wouldn't ya know it, his semen shoots straight through her tailbone, up through the ceiling and into the sky where it hit a plane! Nine months later, every woman on that plane had ChanceP children! When they tried to get child support... he paid it every month."
chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
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chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
We all believe it too!!!!!
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Quote Originally Posted by arkons123:
chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
very true, but most importantly, extremely ignorant. read some of his comments on how he believes online poker is legit., and only losing players think its rigged.
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Quote Originally Posted by arkons123:
chancep is a sad sad jealous person, cant get over own failures of not making it past college football and hell not being successful at betting sports either, ive owned two successful business's .. sold them,, lived in vegas played poker have more money than i need, im happy, this is a sad person...
very true, but most importantly, extremely ignorant. read some of his comments on how he believes online poker is legit., and only losing players think its rigged.
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
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Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:
Ever heard a winning player say its rigged?
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
So you think the fact that the U.S. signed a bill making online gaming illegal is the reason that it is rigged? I owe a lot to online poker, cause being a college student it allows me to make my $$ without a working minimum wage, just because people are impatient, can't take a bad beat, and overall are bad players does not mean it is rigged. You can say "no computer software is completely random" but as long as your opponents don't know which card is coming next Online Poker is FAR from rigged.
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Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
So you think the fact that the U.S. signed a bill making online gaming illegal is the reason that it is rigged? I owe a lot to online poker, cause being a college student it allows me to make my $$ without a working minimum wage, just because people are impatient, can't take a bad beat, and overall are bad players does not mean it is rigged. You can say "no computer software is completely random" but as long as your opponents don't know which card is coming next Online Poker is FAR from rigged.
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
So why hasnt it done that to me yet?
Oh thats right, cuz I work for the site right???
God your stories are hilarious and pathetic all at once.
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Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:
check this out, and i dont b.s, i won about 15,000 before the u.s was banned from most sites. after you start requesting checks and cash outs the software kicks in to take it back. so i was a winning player, and YES, online poker, casinos, whatever are ALL rigged.
So why hasnt it done that to me yet?
Oh thats right, cuz I work for the site right???
God your stories are hilarious and pathetic all at once.
No SOBLATANT, you are quite the sad one son. You are a member of Covers to basically only post when the topic of "internet poker being rigged" comes up. Man, you seriously must have lost a lot of fuckin money on your sites to be THAT bitter. Jumping into anyone's forum when this subject is brought up. You base your losing and constant "reloads" on conspiracy theories and the site "bots". You really do crack us up though. Like Journey says, "Don't stop believin'". Maybe you will find who shot Kennedy in your searches.
Oh by the way SOB...you should post what site you play(ed) on and your username. Would absolutlely LOVE to do a "player search" on you man.
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Quote Originally Posted by SOBLATANT:
like arkons123 says, you are one sad dude.
No SOBLATANT, you are quite the sad one son. You are a member of Covers to basically only post when the topic of "internet poker being rigged" comes up. Man, you seriously must have lost a lot of fuckin money on your sites to be THAT bitter. Jumping into anyone's forum when this subject is brought up. You base your losing and constant "reloads" on conspiracy theories and the site "bots". You really do crack us up though. Like Journey says, "Don't stop believin'". Maybe you will find who shot Kennedy in your searches.
Oh by the way SOB...you should post what site you play(ed) on and your username. Would absolutlely LOVE to do a "player search" on you man.
all i see is you posting asking for coaching and also still trying to find out how to sports bet,,, you cant do anything right can you? no one taught me poker, i have tons and tons of graphs on my backup computer hard drive for the past 3 years, ill get it on here eventually i just am not in a rush to satisfy you, why ? i dont care and im lazy.... i have been a winning poker since the days of paradise poker, if you remember it was a top sports betting site, its stilla round,,, search my old 4 year old name on paradise .. idare2push i made a consistent 8/bb /hr multi tabling 6-8 tables, that was like 4 years ago, lets just say i stepped it up several notches the past couple years to consistently beating the 10-20 and 20-40 heads up and 6 handed for an easy grand a day, im not one of those fools taht play for hours on ends, i make my cash and get out, if its a sucker of a player like you for instance who needs help, id play you all night long, but you could never afford one buy in in 20-40 could you, thats 4k son, you know the same amount i bet on sports in one game if i feel like it? something you will never know about cuz all you do is question others success and try to make yourself feel better about yourself cuz your pitiful, i posted a life graph in another thread, i told u im up over 500k in poker the last year and i posted the fkn graph against my better judgement, and i dont charge to coach, so im not trying to scam a soul, i really pity you chancep
Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:
arkons
Baddest mofo alive,
Made "more money than he needs" playing poker.
Now he's gonna make millions betting sports.
Whats not to believe??
don
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all i see is you posting asking for coaching and also still trying to find out how to sports bet,,, you cant do anything right can you? no one taught me poker, i have tons and tons of graphs on my backup computer hard drive for the past 3 years, ill get it on here eventually i just am not in a rush to satisfy you, why ? i dont care and im lazy.... i have been a winning poker since the days of paradise poker, if you remember it was a top sports betting site, its stilla round,,, search my old 4 year old name on paradise .. idare2push i made a consistent 8/bb /hr multi tabling 6-8 tables, that was like 4 years ago, lets just say i stepped it up several notches the past couple years to consistently beating the 10-20 and 20-40 heads up and 6 handed for an easy grand a day, im not one of those fools taht play for hours on ends, i make my cash and get out, if its a sucker of a player like you for instance who needs help, id play you all night long, but you could never afford one buy in in 20-40 could you, thats 4k son, you know the same amount i bet on sports in one game if i feel like it? something you will never know about cuz all you do is question others success and try to make yourself feel better about yourself cuz your pitiful, i posted a life graph in another thread, i told u im up over 500k in poker the last year and i posted the fkn graph against my better judgement, and i dont charge to coach, so im not trying to scam a soul, i really pity you chancep
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