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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 1:01 AM ET #151

    Ohh 2 last thing I forgot to mention - (firstly because I know you guys will go he is not fat) angryBut I of course refer to normal standards - NOT American - cause boy oh boy are you guys fat - holy makaroni paint_helpan_speechless

     

    And thank you guys for playing along I have had a blast it was nice and fun interacting with ”human-beings” like you guys - but I have played with you guys enough and now you are just plain boring 

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Ohh 2 last thing I forgot to mention - (firstly because I know you guys will go he is not fat) angryBut I of course refer to normal standards - NOT American - cause boy oh boy are you guys fat - holy makaroni paint_helpan_speechless

     

    And thank you guys for playing along I have had a blast it was nice and fun interacting with ”human-beings” like you guys - but I have played with you guys enough and now you are just plain boring 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 1:10 AM ET #152

    I actually think I am mostly scared an American will somehow manage to plant his fat ass on my belly an_policeman that is like instant elimination - winif you want to scare people hire those fat guys or girls in the army (there are plenty to chose from - and those are fucking scary)

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    I actually think I am mostly scared an American will somehow manage to plant his fat ass on my belly an_policeman that is like instant elimination - winif you want to scare people hire those fat guys or girls in the army (there are plenty to chose from - and those are fucking scary)

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 1:57 AM ET #153

    It is like why try to scare me with nukes ? Denmark is almost right next to Russia and where you guys are insane in a “fun” almost “cute” way (like when some wannabe tough guy pretend to be something - you know the guy) they are insane for real and has always been - so I can’t get over the fact it is almost like you guys are joking when you say I should fear you guys too - it is like “yeah you are also scary when you bark little chihuahua”

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    It is like why try to scare me with nukes ? Denmark is almost right next to Russia and where you guys are insane in a “fun” almost “cute” way (like when some wannabe tough guy pretend to be something - you know the guy) they are insane for real and has always been - so I can’t get over the fact it is almost like you guys are joking when you say I should fear you guys too - it is like “yeah you are also scary when you bark little chihuahua”

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 2:12 AM ET #154

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    This is what I think you 3 that just throw random shit around Trump might not be gay - HE is 100% gay - I have never seen anyone with more horny eyes than when he looks at his boy toy Elon or when he hears the name Putin - you got an old fat gay guy running the country like it or not

     

    Calde.probably knows a lot about gay society.....Denmark's capital city,Copenhagen, is so accepting of LGBTQ folks that it was rated number one on Lonely Planet's list of "The most gay-friendly places on the planet." Denmark has long been a trailblazer for LGBT rights....

    In the heart of Scandinavia, Gay Denmark beckons with a promise: a land where traditions are cherished, rights are upheld, and every LGBTQ+ traveler finds a home away from home.

    I just knew here was something odd about you from the beginning ,,,now I know what it is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    This is what I think you 3 that just throw random shit around Trump might not be gay - HE is 100% gay - I have never seen anyone with more horny eyes than when he looks at his boy toy Elon or when he hears the name Putin - you got an old fat gay guy running the country like it or not

     

    Calde.probably knows a lot about gay society.....Denmark's capital city,Copenhagen, is so accepting of LGBTQ folks that it was rated number one on Lonely Planet's list of "The most gay-friendly places on the planet." Denmark has long been a trailblazer for LGBT rights....

    In the heart of Scandinavia, Gay Denmark beckons with a promise: a land where traditions are cherished, rights are upheld, and every LGBTQ+ traveler finds a home away from home.

    I just knew here was something odd about you from the beginning ,,,now I know what it is...

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 2:14 AM ET #155

    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 2:36 AM ET #156

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest

    Trump cannot be the 1st Gay President ...that title was already give out..

    Newsweek's 2012 May 21 magazine cover declares Barack Obama the country's "first gay president."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest

    Trump cannot be the 1st Gay President ...that title was already give out..

    Newsweek's 2012 May 21 magazine cover declares Barack Obama the country's "first gay president."

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 2:41 AM ET #157

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

    I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

    I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 3:02 AM ET #158

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...

     

     

    I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...

     

     

    I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 3:09 AM ET #159

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    I actually think I am mostly scared an American will somehow manage to plant his fat ass on my belly  that is like instant elimination - if you want to scare people hire those fat guys or girls in the army (there are plenty to chose from - and those are fucking scary)

    this sounds like closet Cleveland Steamer right here.  Damn this rookie is a freak an_speechless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    I actually think I am mostly scared an American will somehow manage to plant his fat ass on my belly  that is like instant elimination - if you want to scare people hire those fat guys or girls in the army (there are plenty to chose from - and those are fucking scary)

    this sounds like closet Cleveland Steamer right here.  Damn this rookie is a freak an_speechless

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 3:11 AM ET #160

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

        I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

    Well, Bye !

    It's never fun when you are getting your ass kicked ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

        I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

    Well, Bye !

    It's never fun when you are getting your ass kicked ..

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 3:16 AM ET #161

    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    this sounds like closet Cleveland Steamer right here.  Damn this rookie is a freak

    No lie Soup-can ..what a freak.... he want Trumps' ass on his belly ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    this sounds like closet Cleveland Steamer right here.  Damn this rookie is a freak

    No lie Soup-can ..what a freak.... he want Trumps' ass on his belly ..

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 8:06 AM ET #162

    Calling others freaks while coming from the only country in the world that has standardised “child beauty pageants” is a bit rich mate just saying 

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    Calling others freaks while coming from the only country in the world that has standardised “child beauty pageants” is a bit rich mate just saying 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 9:24 AM ET #163

    Calde is like the guy at the party that gets upset and has a problem with it when two girls decide to take their shirts off and start kissing ……

    because he wants everything to be fair and balanced …….

    so he decides to take his own shirt off and he makes his way over to the kid in the corner that’s nodding off to that heroin that’s sitting there almost dead on the sofa…….

    and attempts to remove the kid’s shirt before he hopefully plants his virgin lips on the guy’s mouth …….

    but thankfully through what can only be described as God’s divine intervention ……

    that nearly overdosing kid miraculously wakes up and punches him right in the fucking face …….

    and that’s what real life is gentlemen peace_5

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    Calde is like the guy at the party that gets upset and has a problem with it when two girls decide to take their shirts off and start kissing ……

    because he wants everything to be fair and balanced …….

    so he decides to take his own shirt off and he makes his way over to the kid in the corner that’s nodding off to that heroin that’s sitting there almost dead on the sofa…….

    and attempts to remove the kid’s shirt before he hopefully plants his virgin lips on the guy’s mouth …….

    but thankfully through what can only be described as God’s divine intervention ……

    that nearly overdosing kid miraculously wakes up and punches him right in the fucking face …….

    and that’s what real life is gentlemen peace_5

     
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    Posted: Mar. 19, 2025 - 2:44 PM ET #164

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim: Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

    I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...    

    I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

     

    Ah,Calde it's you that has an English problem...the topic in the post was about gay sex not hetero sex ...it was about homosexuality..So it wouldn't be a girl behind you ..it would be Bob..an_wink..he would be doing you ( long time ) while you are dreaming of President Trumps fat ass on your belly ...Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch .........fosizzle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim: Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck

    I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...    

    I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)

     

    Ah,Calde it's you that has an English problem...the topic in the post was about gay sex not hetero sex ...it was about homosexuality..So it wouldn't be a girl behind you ..it would be Bob..an_wink..he would be doing you ( long time ) while you are dreaming of President Trumps fat ass on your belly ...Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch .........fosizzle.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 1:39 AM ET #165

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    Calde is like the guy at the party that gets upset and has a problem with it when two girls decide to take their shirts off and start kissing …… because he wants everything to be fair and balanced ……. so he decides to take his own shirt off and he makes his way over to the kid in the corner that’s nodding off to that heroin that’s sitting there almost dead on the sofa……. and attempts to remove the kid’s shirt before he hopefully plants his virgin lips on the guy’s mouth ……. but thankfully through what can only be described as God’s divine intervention …… that nearly overdosing kid miraculously wakes up and punches him right in the fucking face ……. and that’s what real life is gentlemen

     

    You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    Calde is like the guy at the party that gets upset and has a problem with it when two girls decide to take their shirts off and start kissing …… because he wants everything to be fair and balanced ……. so he decides to take his own shirt off and he makes his way over to the kid in the corner that’s nodding off to that heroin that’s sitting there almost dead on the sofa……. and attempts to remove the kid’s shirt before he hopefully plants his virgin lips on the guy’s mouth ……. but thankfully through what can only be described as God’s divine intervention …… that nearly overdosing kid miraculously wakes up and punches him right in the fucking face ……. and that’s what real life is gentlemen

     

    You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it.

    an_cheers

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 1:49 AM ET #166

    That gay old dirty bastard paint_help So don’t tell him - then he for sure will put everything on hold to write that invite - and we don’t want that he has a country he has to run to the ground

     

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    That gay old dirty bastard paint_help So don’t tell him - then he for sure will put everything on hold to write that invite - and we don’t want that he has a country he has to run to the ground

     

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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 1:52 AM ET #167

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it.

    Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch  and not very civilized..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it.

    Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch  and not very civilized..

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 1:56 AM ET #168

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it. Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch  and not very civilized..

     

     

    animals shit in the circusthejester

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: You are probably right - I don’t have to do anything more than taking my t-shirt of to score - that is for sure - but I would probably considered a freak over there considering I am not fat (I think the chicks over there prefer that - also considering most of them is also fat themselves) and also If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor, that's how much respect I have for it at the moment - and the crazy thing is that Trump would appreciate it. Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch  and not very civilized..

     

     

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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 2:04 AM ET #169

    And I am just kidding I would decline that invite - it isn’t like it is a building out of the ordinary and I don’t like the person in it (so what would be the point) - I am sure you guys have other attractions I would rather visit - don’t you guys have something called “the Florida man” or something like that ? I would like to see those

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    And I am just kidding I would decline that invite - it isn’t like it is a building out of the ordinary and I don’t like the person in it (so what would be the point) - I am sure you guys have other attractions I would rather visit - don’t you guys have something called “the Florida man” or something like that ? I would like to see those

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 2:28 AM ET #170

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim: Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...     I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)   Ah,Calde it's you that has an English problem...the topic in the post was about gay sex not hetero sex ...it was about homosexuality..So it wouldn't be a girl behind you ..it would be Bob....he would be doing you ( long time ) while you are dreaming of President Trumps fat ass on your belly ...Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch .........fosizzle.

     

    Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim: Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: Yeah we are accepting of gay people we were the first country in the world that were - and so what ? I haven’t said it was bad he was gay - I have nothing against gay people - I think it is cool that you have your first gay president to be honest - and a lot of you guys worship your imaginary friend every Sunday (God) which is the primary reason you think you should decide who OTHER people fuck btw - like it has any influence on your life - my view on gay community or any other sexual abnormally (except pedos)  “as long as they don’t force me to hear about it and the other party consent to it - I don’t give a rats ass who they choose to fuck I see ..even if they choose you.............ok ,,,I'am getting the picture...     I can’t believe I of all people need to teach you about English - but you might want to read what “consent” mean - btw I don’t know about you - but I can get box so easily that I would also find it too much if some girl randomly chose to rape me (even know I can understand their urge) and this will be my last reply in this thread - I actually am getting tired discussing with idiots (the fun part is long gone)   Ah,Calde it's you that has an English problem...the topic in the post was about gay sex not hetero sex ...it was about homosexuality..So it wouldn't be a girl behind you ..it would be Bob....he would be doing you ( long time ) while you are dreaming of President Trumps fat ass on your belly ...Man,,you Danes are a sick bunch .........fosizzle.

     

    Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 2:43 AM ET #171

    But I will give you credit if you ever happen to insult me - then you need to take your American game up to 1000 atleast - Danes rip each other apart on a daily basis compared to most nations in the world to be fair to you guys (and Scandinavians ALL their humour among each other is basically just shitting on the other nations in Scandinavia) 

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    But I will give you credit if you ever happen to insult me - then you need to take your American game up to 1000 atleast - Danes rip each other apart on a daily basis compared to most nations in the world to be fair to you guys (and Scandinavians ALL their humour among each other is basically just shitting on the other nations in Scandinavia) 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 5:19 AM ET #172

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

     If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor,

      Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)

     

    These posts proves you are under 30 years old and are a emotionally unsound and unstable person...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

     If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor,

      Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)

     

    These posts proves you are under 30 years old and are a emotionally unsound and unstable person...

     
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    Posted: Mar. 20, 2025 - 5:25 AM ET #173

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:  If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor,   Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)   These posts proves you are under 30 years old and are a emotionally unsound and unstable person...

     

    Agree either that - or I don’t take shit like that serious you decide I don’t care - maybe I am saying stuff because I know some of you take it personal and becomes mad of what I am saying and I find that funny - who knows really - not that different from when you have tried insult me tbh - the difference is I know where to push 

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:  If I ever visited the White House - I would come butt naked and take a dump on the floor,   Ohh but then it is you that can’t put together an insult - I have said to you multiple times I don’t have anything against gay people - I happen not to be gay - but even if I was I wouldn’t consider you saying that an insult — an insult has to affect the person you are telling it to for it to work — it would be the same if I told you that you like steak and not chicken or whatever - and I considered that an insult because in my country we don’t like steak (bad picture but I am sure you catch the drift)   These posts proves you are under 30 years old and are a emotionally unsound and unstable person...

     

    Agree either that - or I don’t take shit like that serious you decide I don’t care - maybe I am saying stuff because I know some of you take it personal and becomes mad of what I am saying and I find that funny - who knows really - not that different from when you have tried insult me tbh - the difference is I know where to push 

     
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    I’ll give you that Calde . You know where to push , cuz that’s where you got pushed , and experience is a great teacher ……

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    I’ll give you that Calde . You know where to push , cuz that’s where you got pushed , and experience is a great teacher ……

     
     
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