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    sandals17
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 12:37 AM ET #2051

    Take a look guys.  Do you see who you share a thread with.  I thought this could be a place of fictional fun.  I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen.  I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most.  Iw1n  posted a few  true posts.  Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place.  Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him.  Take a look guys.  Take a look.  Peace - sort of.
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    Take a look guys.  Do you see who you share a thread with.  I thought this could be a place of fictional fun.  I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen.  I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most.  Iw1n  posted a few  true posts.  Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place.  Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him.  Take a look guys.  Take a look.  Peace - sort of.
     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 12:42 AM ET #2052

    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    I don't shine shoes anymore
    Dont shirk your work for the sake of a dream. A fish in a dish, is worth two in a stream.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    I don't shine shoes anymore
    Dont shirk your work for the sake of a dream. A fish in a dish, is worth two in a stream.
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 12:45 AM ET #2053

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    Take a look guys.  Do you see who you share a thread with.  I thought this could be a place of fictional fun.  I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen.  I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most.  Iw1n  posted a few  true posts.  Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place.  Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him.  Take a look guys.  Take a look.  Peace - sort of.
    Telling a man his ole ladies box is stanky is a tad more than pseudo posturing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    Take a look guys.  Do you see who you share a thread with.  I thought this could be a place of fictional fun.  I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen.  I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most.  Iw1n  posted a few  true posts.  Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place.  Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him.  Take a look guys.  Take a look.  Peace - sort of.
    Telling a man his ole ladies box is stanky is a tad more than pseudo posturing.
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 1:02 AM ET #2054

    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
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    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 1:02 AM ET #2055

    Biscuits 
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    Biscuits 
     
    sandals17
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 3:12 AM ET #2056

    ok bizcits, but with all of my honor - I posted that because I wanted to see what would bring Proto out, and what it would stir.  The thread had been dead, and I had already posted that I will treat this thread as a fictional write-along.  Proto does this for his kicks anyway.  I felt like trying it too.  Peace to you.
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    ok bizcits, but with all of my honor - I posted that because I wanted to see what would bring Proto out, and what it would stir.  The thread had been dead, and I had already posted that I will treat this thread as a fictional write-along.  Proto does this for his kicks anyway.  I felt like trying it too.  Peace to you.
     
    sandals17
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 3:50 AM ET #2057

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion

    Totally True.  In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox.  I'm actually feeling a bit bad.  I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum.  Sorry MP - I'll ease up. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion

    Totally True.  In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox.  I'm actually feeling a bit bad.  I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum.  Sorry MP - I'll ease up. 

     
    sandals17
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 3:52 AM ET #2058

    And I already know - acting like a dick for fun denotes some psychological problems.....  I have those too.... lots of 'em and some of 'em are pretty f-in cool.

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    And I already know - acting like a dick for fun denotes some psychological problems.....  I have those too.... lots of 'em and some of 'em are pretty f-in cool.

     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 5:00 AM ET #2059

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    Totally True.  In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox.  I'm actually feeling a bit bad.  I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum.  Sorry MP - I'll ease up. 



    whoa Sandals... me and u good and all but IneedaDetox tight...
    just keepin it 100 playboi
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    Totally True.  In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox.  I'm actually feeling a bit bad.  I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum.  Sorry MP - I'll ease up. 



    whoa Sandals... me and u good and all but IneedaDetox tight...
    just keepin it 100 playboi
     
    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 5:01 AM ET #2060

    me and IneedDetox is tight I mean... im drunk as alil baby skunk
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    me and IneedDetox is tight I mean... im drunk as alil baby skunk
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 5:32 AM ET #2061

    50 - 50 truth to holy water had 6ft under sick dirt written all over it. And in case ya dont know, Iw1n just loves to make stuff up. He's quite the inventive mofo. I think he is related to many a covers posters, ya know, cousins. All good things and all good times my friend Sandals. As if thats possible. lol
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    50 - 50 truth to holy water had 6ft under sick dirt written all over it. And in case ya dont know, Iw1n just loves to make stuff up. He's quite the inventive mofo. I think he is related to many a covers posters, ya know, cousins. All good things and all good times my friend Sandals. As if thats possible. lol
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 8:13 AM ET #2062

    Ya, w1n is my cuz. So?
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    Ya, w1n is my cuz. So?
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 8:38 AM ET #2063

    Bator please read,,,,,,,,,,


    Thats right i did it. 
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    Bator please read,,,,,,,,,,


    Thats right i did it. 
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 8:54 AM ET #2064

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
    '

    This is so true. MP gets dogged on every other post in every forum. Classic stuff you give a inch and the faking jerk takes a mile. He clearly abused the privilege of not getting picked on . So i think we should just continue to shit all over MP's existence  in this thread. This is where all people of all kinds come and      "Shoot the Dirt"   peacefully and Listen to Proto's storys  MP mucked that up. 



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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
    '

    This is so true. MP gets dogged on every other post in every forum. Classic stuff you give a inch and the faking jerk takes a mile. He clearly abused the privilege of not getting picked on . So i think we should just continue to shit all over MP's existence  in this thread. This is where all people of all kinds come and      "Shoot the Dirt"   peacefully and Listen to Proto's storys  MP mucked that up. 



     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 8:55 AM ET #2065

    rgggghhhh im so upset.... 
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    rgggghhhh im so upset.... 
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 12:17 PM ET #2066

    This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot
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    This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 7:17 PM ET #2067

    Today I slept on the couch, too afraid to even go outside for fear of the attackers (upstanding citizens) waiting.  During my slumber, I hit REM sleep and boy was it good.  Let me give a background.  This is my favorite time of year.  The humidity goes away, temperatures drop from upper 90's and 100's to high 60's.  There is even a chill in the air at night and in the morning. 

    So I hit my REM sleep and I dreamed about snowboarding in the Alps.  I had a big beard, and a cheering crowd as I glided through the cold air.  My name was Paul Bunyan.  When I was finished with my run, there were reporters waiting on me.  They asked me what I think about my chances to be the best snowboarder in the world AGAIN this year.  I laughed and said something quirky and retarded, like "if not me then who?" 

    As the cameras flashed, I got into my helicopter and went up higher into the Alps where I had a 3 million dollar cabin and 3 really good looking Swiss ronays waiting on me.  I walked inside and they were all over me, but I pushed them aside.  You see, being the best snowboarder in the world, I had a 10 million dollar credit account for gambling, and access to inside information.  I bet it all on the game last night, the under in St Louis.  As I watched Randy Wolf pitch like a banshee, and laughed with delight as the managers made every move to keep even 1 run from scoring (because it is the post season), I told the ronays to start undressing. 

    One by one I inserted my hot rod into each ronay.  In and out, out and in.  They screamed in delight.  I took a good dose of MDMA which made it all the more better. 

    Right when I was going to climax in the finest ronay available in the Alps, I woke up.  I saw the holes in the wall.  I realized I had no money to gamble with.  I realized I was alone in the world.  I had gone from extreme bliss to extreme solitude.  Welcome to my world.  At least the air is cooler I guess?  At least I have music?  I'm breaking down now boys, please forgive me.  Tonight I will punish myself for not being Paul Bunyan.

    Stop the Press


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    Today I slept on the couch, too afraid to even go outside for fear of the attackers (upstanding citizens) waiting.  During my slumber, I hit REM sleep and boy was it good.  Let me give a background.  This is my favorite time of year.  The humidity goes away, temperatures drop from upper 90's and 100's to high 60's.  There is even a chill in the air at night and in the morning. 

    So I hit my REM sleep and I dreamed about snowboarding in the Alps.  I had a big beard, and a cheering crowd as I glided through the cold air.  My name was Paul Bunyan.  When I was finished with my run, there were reporters waiting on me.  They asked me what I think about my chances to be the best snowboarder in the world AGAIN this year.  I laughed and said something quirky and retarded, like "if not me then who?" 

    As the cameras flashed, I got into my helicopter and went up higher into the Alps where I had a 3 million dollar cabin and 3 really good looking Swiss ronays waiting on me.  I walked inside and they were all over me, but I pushed them aside.  You see, being the best snowboarder in the world, I had a 10 million dollar credit account for gambling, and access to inside information.  I bet it all on the game last night, the under in St Louis.  As I watched Randy Wolf pitch like a banshee, and laughed with delight as the managers made every move to keep even 1 run from scoring (because it is the post season), I told the ronays to start undressing. 

    One by one I inserted my hot rod into each ronay.  In and out, out and in.  They screamed in delight.  I took a good dose of MDMA which made it all the more better. 

    Right when I was going to climax in the finest ronay available in the Alps, I woke up.  I saw the holes in the wall.  I realized I had no money to gamble with.  I realized I was alone in the world.  I had gone from extreme bliss to extreme solitude.  Welcome to my world.  At least the air is cooler I guess?  At least I have music?  I'm breaking down now boys, please forgive me.  Tonight I will punish myself for not being Paul Bunyan.

    Stop the Press


     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 7:38 PM ET #2068

    proto, hows it hanging?

    like any games?

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    proto, hows it hanging?

    like any games?

     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 9:11 PM ET #2069

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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 9:26 PM ET #2070

    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

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    This is so true. MP gets dogged on every other post in every forum. Classic stuff you give a inch and the faking jerk takes a mile. He clearly abused the privilege of not getting picked on . So i think we should just continue to shit all over MP's existence  in this thread. This is where all people of all kinds come and      "Shoot the Dirt"   peacefully and Listen to Proto's storys  MP mucked that up. 



    lmao...the fn lose spammer for a living little skinny bitch...you served...probably in the mess hall serving real men food you fn loser of life waste of flesh...sandals is more on your level drug addict...I hope his kids come home and find him overdosed...you ...no one gives a rats ass about you dope as that little experiment proved in the box...I would slap you and sandals like the two little conts that you are...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

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    This is so true. MP gets dogged on every other post in every forum. Classic stuff you give a inch and the faking jerk takes a mile. He clearly abused the privilege of not getting picked on . So i think we should just continue to shit all over MP's existence  in this thread. This is where all people of all kinds come and      "Shoot the Dirt"   peacefully and Listen to Proto's storys  MP mucked that up. 



    lmao...the fn lose spammer for a living little skinny bitch...you served...probably in the mess hall serving real men food you fn loser of life waste of flesh...sandals is more on your level drug addict...I hope his kids come home and find him overdosed...you ...no one gives a rats ass about you dope as that little experiment proved in the box...I would slap you and sandals like the two little conts that you are...
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 10:31 PM ET #2071

    Quote Originally Posted by hammer22:

    This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot


    He writes funny, fictional, entertaining stories. I like them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hammer22:

    This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot


    He writes funny, fictional, entertaining stories. I like them.
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 11:34 PM ET #2072

    They are funny but at the beginning they were more believable which made them better.
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    They are funny but at the beginning they were more believable which made them better.
     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 11:37 PM ET #2073

    Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

    proto, hows it hanging?

    like any games?



    Detoxer is this some kind of sick joke?

    I am a degenerate gambler, and for so long I have not had any money to gamble with...not a cent.  I grind my teeth as a game comes on and I am forced to watch it....with no money riding on it.

    I bash my head with big sticks and pitch big fits over this.

    Can you see me detoxer?  GRRRRRIIIINNNNNDDDIIINNNNNGGGGG MY FUKING TEETH! 

    I am about to lose it right now it hurts so bad.  I knew the darn Cardinals were going to win the dam game.  Yet I sat there and GRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDD TEETH!  Tomorrow I will sit inside the house, watching 500 college football game that a monkey could pick the winner.  Watching chances to make money melt away on the dam TV.  Watching my life pass.

    Can you see me now detoxer? 

    My can't miss pick for tomorrow is GA Bulldawgs ML over Vandy.  I don't care how much you have to lay.  LAY IT! 

    Just don't forget about your good pal proto (no star) when you guys are having your gambling fix for the next 3 days.  Remember that I am in a desert without water, and feel sorry for me.  I need people to feel sorry for me because I sure do.

    NO ONE IS TO FUKING BLAME




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    Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

    proto, hows it hanging?

    like any games?



    Detoxer is this some kind of sick joke?

    I am a degenerate gambler, and for so long I have not had any money to gamble with...not a cent.  I grind my teeth as a game comes on and I am forced to watch it....with no money riding on it.

    I bash my head with big sticks and pitch big fits over this.

    Can you see me detoxer?  GRRRRRIIIINNNNNDDDIIINNNNNGGGGG MY FUKING TEETH! 

    I am about to lose it right now it hurts so bad.  I knew the darn Cardinals were going to win the dam game.  Yet I sat there and GRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDD TEETH!  Tomorrow I will sit inside the house, watching 500 college football game that a monkey could pick the winner.  Watching chances to make money melt away on the dam TV.  Watching my life pass.

    Can you see me now detoxer? 

    My can't miss pick for tomorrow is GA Bulldawgs ML over Vandy.  I don't care how much you have to lay.  LAY IT! 

    Just don't forget about your good pal proto (no star) when you guys are having your gambling fix for the next 3 days.  Remember that I am in a desert without water, and feel sorry for me.  I need people to feel sorry for me because I sure do.

    NO ONE IS TO FUKING BLAME




     
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    Posted: Oct. 14, 2011 - 11:41 PM ET #2074

    PROTO u got any locks for tomorrow should betting on man? Big day tomorrow are u pumped what u gonna do for the games?
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    PROTO u got any locks for tomorrow should betting on man? Big day tomorrow are u pumped what u gonna do for the games?
     
     
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    Posted: Oct. 15, 2011 - 12:20 AM ET #2075

    MC HAMMER,

    I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username. 

    I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days.  Dollar menu here we come.  Oh boy what fun times.

    Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?".  Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents.  I fail.  I have to receive change.  Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic.  Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star).  I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker.  She laughs and shuts the windows.  I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us.  On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH.  I am too cowardly though.

    I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?


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    MC HAMMER,

    I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username. 

    I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days.  Dollar menu here we come.  Oh boy what fun times.

    Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?".  Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents.  I fail.  I have to receive change.  Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic.  Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star).  I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker.  She laughs and shuts the windows.  I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us.  On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH.  I am too cowardly though.

    I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?


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