Troubled Waters
I don't shine shoes anymore
I don't shine shoes anymore
Take a look guys. Do you see who you share a thread with. I thought this could be a place of fictional fun. I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen. I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most. Iw1n posted a few true posts. Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place. Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him. Take a look guys. Take a look. Peace - sort of.
Take a look guys. Do you see who you share a thread with. I thought this could be a place of fictional fun. I even placed a few pseudo-angry remarks to see what would happen. I check back, and of course the pathetic post the most. Iw1n posted a few true posts. Proto posted twice(and come on man - you know I was posturing to elicit a response), and MichealPaul blew up the place. Even in jest I don't like co-exisitng with people like him. Take a look guys. Take a look. Peace - sort of.
Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
Totally True. In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox. I'm actually feeling a bit bad. I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum. Sorry MP - I'll ease up.
Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
Totally True. In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox. I'm actually feeling a bit bad. I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum. Sorry MP - I'll ease up.
And I already know - acting like a dick for fun denotes some psychological problems..... I have those too.... lots of 'em and some of 'em are pretty f-in cool.
And I already know - acting like a dick for fun denotes some psychological problems..... I have those too.... lots of 'em and some of 'em are pretty f-in cool.
Totally True. In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox. I'm actually feeling a bit bad. I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum. Sorry MP - I'll ease up.
Totally True. In fact MP is the lisping, braces wearing ginger of the penalty box along with detox. I'm actually feeling a bit bad. I act like a dick for fun - I think MP actually needs some friends and looks for them on a betting site forum. Sorry MP - I'll ease up.
Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
Michael paul gets more respect within this thread then he does in any other forum..... he should be more thankful in my opinion
So I hit my REM sleep and I dreamed about snowboarding in the Alps. I had a big beard, and a cheering crowd as I glided through the cold air. My name was Paul Bunyan. When I was finished with my run, there were reporters waiting on me. They asked me what I think about my chances to be the best snowboarder in the world AGAIN this year. I laughed and said something quirky and retarded, like "if not me then who?"
As the cameras flashed, I got into my helicopter and went up higher into the Alps where I had a 3 million dollar cabin and 3 really good looking Swiss ronays waiting on me. I walked inside and they were all over me, but I pushed them aside. You see, being the best snowboarder in the world, I had a 10 million dollar credit account for gambling, and access to inside information. I bet it all on the game last night, the under in St Louis. As I watched Randy Wolf pitch like a banshee, and laughed with delight as the managers made every move to keep even 1 run from scoring (because it is the post season), I told the ronays to start undressing.
One by one I inserted my hot rod into each ronay. In and out, out and in. They screamed in delight. I took a good dose of MDMA which made it all the more better.
Right when I was going to climax in the finest ronay available in the Alps, I woke up. I saw the holes in the wall. I realized I had no money to gamble with. I realized I was alone in the world. I had gone from extreme bliss to extreme solitude. Welcome to my world. At least the air is cooler I guess? At least I have music? I'm breaking down now boys, please forgive me. Tonight I will punish myself for not being Paul Bunyan.
Stop the Press
So I hit my REM sleep and I dreamed about snowboarding in the Alps. I had a big beard, and a cheering crowd as I glided through the cold air. My name was Paul Bunyan. When I was finished with my run, there were reporters waiting on me. They asked me what I think about my chances to be the best snowboarder in the world AGAIN this year. I laughed and said something quirky and retarded, like "if not me then who?"
As the cameras flashed, I got into my helicopter and went up higher into the Alps where I had a 3 million dollar cabin and 3 really good looking Swiss ronays waiting on me. I walked inside and they were all over me, but I pushed them aside. You see, being the best snowboarder in the world, I had a 10 million dollar credit account for gambling, and access to inside information. I bet it all on the game last night, the under in St Louis. As I watched Randy Wolf pitch like a banshee, and laughed with delight as the managers made every move to keep even 1 run from scoring (because it is the post season), I told the ronays to start undressing.
One by one I inserted my hot rod into each ronay. In and out, out and in. They screamed in delight. I took a good dose of MDMA which made it all the more better.
Right when I was going to climax in the finest ronay available in the Alps, I woke up. I saw the holes in the wall. I realized I had no money to gamble with. I realized I was alone in the world. I had gone from extreme bliss to extreme solitude. Welcome to my world. At least the air is cooler I guess? At least I have music? I'm breaking down now boys, please forgive me. Tonight I will punish myself for not being Paul Bunyan.
Stop the Press
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This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot
He writes funny, fictional, entertaining stories. I like them.
This thread got really gay...proto your stories just keep getting worse and worse...the town idiot? C'mon man u really are an idiot
He writes funny, fictional, entertaining stories. I like them.
proto, hows it hanging?
like any games? ![]()
Detoxer is this some kind of sick joke?
I am a degenerate gambler, and for so long I have not had any money to gamble with...not a cent. I grind my teeth as a game comes on and I am forced to watch it....with no money riding on it.
I bash my head with big sticks and pitch big fits over this.
Can you see me detoxer? GRRRRRIIIINNNNNDDDIIINNNNNGGGGG MY FUKING TEETH!
I am about to lose it right now it hurts so bad. I knew the darn Cardinals were going to win the dam game. Yet I sat there and GRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDD TEETH! Tomorrow I will sit inside the house, watching 500 college football game that a monkey could pick the winner. Watching chances to make money melt away on the dam TV. Watching my life pass.
Can you see me now detoxer?
My can't miss pick for tomorrow is GA Bulldawgs ML over Vandy. I don't care how much you have to lay. LAY IT!
Just don't forget about your good pal proto (no star) when you guys are having your gambling fix for the next 3 days. Remember that I am in a desert without water, and feel sorry for me. I need people to feel sorry for me because I sure do.
NO ONE IS TO FUKING BLAME
proto, hows it hanging?
like any games? ![]()
Detoxer is this some kind of sick joke?
I am a degenerate gambler, and for so long I have not had any money to gamble with...not a cent. I grind my teeth as a game comes on and I am forced to watch it....with no money riding on it.
I bash my head with big sticks and pitch big fits over this.
Can you see me detoxer? GRRRRRIIIINNNNNDDDIIINNNNNGGGGG MY FUKING TEETH!
I am about to lose it right now it hurts so bad. I knew the darn Cardinals were going to win the dam game. Yet I sat there and GRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEEEDDDDDD TEETH! Tomorrow I will sit inside the house, watching 500 college football game that a monkey could pick the winner. Watching chances to make money melt away on the dam TV. Watching my life pass.
Can you see me now detoxer?
My can't miss pick for tomorrow is GA Bulldawgs ML over Vandy. I don't care how much you have to lay. LAY IT!
Just don't forget about your good pal proto (no star) when you guys are having your gambling fix for the next 3 days. Remember that I am in a desert without water, and feel sorry for me. I need people to feel sorry for me because I sure do.
NO ONE IS TO FUKING BLAME
I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username.
I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days. Dollar menu here we come. Oh boy what fun times.
Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?". Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents. I fail. I have to receive change. Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic. Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star). I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker. She laughs and shuts the windows. I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us. On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH. I am too cowardly though.
I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?
I have come to a solid conclusion that you are either a jerry's kid, or you were born in 1922, hence the 22 in your username.
I'd bet my last cent on these scenarios if I had more than 13 dollars to my name, in order to feed a family of 3 for the next 2 days. Dollar menu here we come. Oh boy what fun times.
Lady at the drive through:"Do you have 3 cents sir, so you can get back all bills?". Meanwhile I search frantically under the car seats and around the ground (people drop pennies all the time), desperately looking for 3 cents. I fail. I have to receive change. Half of it misses my hand and rolls into traffic. Just another day for good 'ole proto (no star). I break down and beg for change from the McDonalds worker. She laughs and shuts the windows. I get my 4 nuggets to split between the 3 of us. On the way home I consider driving off the road at 94 MPH. I am too cowardly though.
I am grinding my teeth now hammer, is your mission accomplished?
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