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    The Asterisk Pardons all of the Bad Guys!

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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 9:06 AM ET #1

    You can not make this up on your best day! Fauci! I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine. From diagnosis to death was 2 months! I hope 47 can undo all of the pardons due to joe biden having an advanced form of dementia!

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    You can not make this up on your best day! Fauci! I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine. From diagnosis to death was 2 months! I hope 47 can undo all of the pardons due to joe biden having an advanced form of dementia!

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 10:17 AM ET #2

    "Biden's pardons come just hours before he is set to depart the White House and President-elect Trump takes the oath of office once again. The pardon also applies to a litany of people involved in the January 6 select committee investigation.

    In addition to the named individuals, the pardon applies to, "Members of Congress and staff who served on the Select Committee, and the U.S. Capitol and D.C. Metropolitan police officers who testified before the Select Committee."

     Why don't you just tell us they're all guilty without actually telling us. an_roll_laugh

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    "Biden's pardons come just hours before he is set to depart the White House and President-elect Trump takes the oath of office once again. The pardon also applies to a litany of people involved in the January 6 select committee investigation.

    In addition to the named individuals, the pardon applies to, "Members of Congress and staff who served on the Select Committee, and the U.S. Capitol and D.C. Metropolitan police officers who testified before the Select Committee."

     Why don't you just tell us they're all guilty without actually telling us. an_roll_laugh

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 10:24 AM ET #3

    Quote Originally Posted by sundance:

    I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine.

    No evidence supports conspiracy theory that vaccines increase cancer risk.  MRNA cannot access cell nucleus.  Actually, vaccines reduce cancer risk.  Increased cancer risk is more likely due to obesity, diet, lifestyle, smoking, alcohol, exposure to chemicals and viruses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sundance:

    I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine.

    No evidence supports conspiracy theory that vaccines increase cancer risk.  MRNA cannot access cell nucleus.  Actually, vaccines reduce cancer risk.  Increased cancer risk is more likely due to obesity, diet, lifestyle, smoking, alcohol, exposure to chemicals and viruses.

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 10:35 AM ET #4

    Unusual circumstance of Trump's mad promise of retribution made pre-emptive pardons necessary.  Clearly, Milley, Fauci, January 6 committee, police officers and others deserve legal protection against unjustified prosecutions.  Political revenge won't make America great.  Polls show most Americans oppose Trump's revenge.

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    Unusual circumstance of Trump's mad promise of retribution made pre-emptive pardons necessary.  Clearly, Milley, Fauci, January 6 committee, police officers and others deserve legal protection against unjustified prosecutions.  Political revenge won't make America great.  Polls show most Americans oppose Trump's revenge.

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 11:12 AM ET #5

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     Because it is so unusual to pardon folks that have not even been investigated, let alone convicted, it does look bad.  
    He (by ‘he’, I mean Biden’s advisors) can say they are preemptive, but it certainly makes for a presumed guilty look.  
    It will be interesting to see if anyone tries to move some of the Fauci stuff down to a state level.  
    Because the President only has the pardon for federal crimes it would be interesting to see if this would apply, and how many governors would do the same. 
    But it is a very bad look.  Far worse, than say the draft dodgers during Vietnam.  If it can be demonstrated that some of the suspected things Fauci did and was aware of are true, that would be awful for him to get away with it.  
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     Because it is so unusual to pardon folks that have not even been investigated, let alone convicted, it does look bad.  
    He (by ‘he’, I mean Biden’s advisors) can say they are preemptive, but it certainly makes for a presumed guilty look.  
    It will be interesting to see if anyone tries to move some of the Fauci stuff down to a state level.  
    Because the President only has the pardon for federal crimes it would be interesting to see if this would apply, and how many governors would do the same. 
    But it is a very bad look.  Far worse, than say the draft dodgers during Vietnam.  If it can be demonstrated that some of the suspected things Fauci did and was aware of are true, that would be awful for him to get away with it.  
    peace_5

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 11:12 AM ET #6

    December, 2020.

    Jake Tapper asks President-elect Biden about the rumor that Trump may issue some preemptive pardons before leaving office.

    Biden: You're not going to see me do that.

    CNN video https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1881334756304118234 

     

    Good news is these don't apply to State laws and International (crimes against humanity) law.  

    You will not survive here. You are not a wolf, and this is the land of wolves now...
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    December, 2020.

    Jake Tapper asks President-elect Biden about the rumor that Trump may issue some preemptive pardons before leaving office.

    Biden: You're not going to see me do that.

    CNN video https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1881334756304118234 

     

    Good news is these don't apply to State laws and International (crimes against humanity) law.  

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 11:13 AM ET #7

    Quote Originally Posted by thirdperson:

    Unusual circumstance of Trump's mad promise of retribution made pre-emptive pardons necessary.  Clearly, Milley, Fauci, January 6 committee, police officers and others deserve legal protection against unjustified prosecutions.  Political revenge won't make America great.  Polls show most Americans oppose Trump's revenge.

    Should have thought of that 8 years ago.

    Receiving pardons implies guilt, NO WAY AROUND THAT. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by thirdperson:

    Unusual circumstance of Trump's mad promise of retribution made pre-emptive pardons necessary.  Clearly, Milley, Fauci, January 6 committee, police officers and others deserve legal protection against unjustified prosecutions.  Political revenge won't make America great.  Polls show most Americans oppose Trump's revenge.

    Should have thought of that 8 years ago.

    Receiving pardons implies guilt, NO WAY AROUND THAT. 

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 11:18 AM ET #8

    Quote Originally Posted by kcblitzkrieg:

    December, 2020. Jake Tapper asks President-elect Biden about the rumor that Trump may issue some preemptive pardons before leaving office. Biden: You're not going to see me do that. CNN video https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1881334756304118234    Good news is these don't apply to State laws and International (crimes against humanity) law.

    Not surprising at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kcblitzkrieg:

    December, 2020. Jake Tapper asks President-elect Biden about the rumor that Trump may issue some preemptive pardons before leaving office. Biden: You're not going to see me do that. CNN video https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1881334756304118234    Good news is these don't apply to State laws and International (crimes against humanity) law.

    Not surprising at all.

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 11:35 AM ET #9

    Fauci's is also the same as Hunter's.  It goes back to 2014.  We all know why the 2014 date is so significant.... 

    It starts with an U and ends in a Kraine.  

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    Fauci's is also the same as Hunter's.  It goes back to 2014.  We all know why the 2014 date is so significant.... 

    It starts with an U and ends in a Kraine.  

     
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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 2:20 PM ET #10

    Why was Melania Trump dressed up in the Hamburglar's outfit for the inauguration?

     

    Freudian slip perhaps?

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    More conspiracy theories to ponder!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Why was Melania Trump dressed up in the Hamburglar's outfit for the inauguration?

     

    Freudian slip perhaps?

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    More conspiracy theories to ponder!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Posted: Jan. 20, 2025 - 2:23 PM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by thirdperson:

    Quote Originally Posted by sundance: I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine. No evidence supports conspiracy theory that vaccines increase cancer risk.  MRNA cannot access cell nucleus.  Actually, vaccines reduce cancer risk.  Increased cancer risk is more likely due to obesity, diet, lifestyle, smoking, alcohol, exposure to chemicals and viruses.

    Stick to the conspiracy theories.  They are a lot more fun!  peace_5

    Keep at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thirdperson:

    Quote Originally Posted by sundance: I just had a good friend die of a turbo cancer caused by the safe and effective vaxxine. No evidence supports conspiracy theory that vaccines increase cancer risk.  MRNA cannot access cell nucleus.  Actually, vaccines reduce cancer risk.  Increased cancer risk is more likely due to obesity, diet, lifestyle, smoking, alcohol, exposure to chemicals and viruses.

    Stick to the conspiracy theories.  They are a lot more fun!  peace_5

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by lamargobyebye:

    @Cranky_Hank  i picture bigred as mayor mccheese,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    I don’t know who the guy is that cleans the vomit and diarrhea inside the ball pit but Cranky Hank put it there , courtesy of swilling a bottle of cheap booze and the staggering that it took to walk into that play area and get there . Oh and also the weak bowels . Can’t forget that . Cuz I’m not drunk . Jokes Hank . Jokes . 

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lamargobyebye:

    @Cranky_Hank  i picture bigred as mayor mccheese,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    I don’t know who the guy is that cleans the vomit and diarrhea inside the ball pit but Cranky Hank put it there , courtesy of swilling a bottle of cheap booze and the staggering that it took to walk into that play area and get there . Oh and also the weak bowels . Can’t forget that . Cuz I’m not drunk . Jokes Hank . Jokes . 

     
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    Jokes are usually supposed to be funny.

    As for your rap, the verdict is still out.

    Some say it’s weak.  Others say it probably takes you a lot of time to string your thoughts together in street slang.  Others say you are a hardcore rapper picking up where Diddy left off.

    But I digress.

    Go get screwed.  I’m not impressed by you.

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    Jokes are usually supposed to be funny.

    As for your rap, the verdict is still out.

    Some say it’s weak.  Others say it probably takes you a lot of time to string your thoughts together in street slang.  Others say you are a hardcore rapper picking up where Diddy left off.

    But I digress.

    Go get screwed.  I’m not impressed by you.

    peace_5

     
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    Keep at it.
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    I’m sorry . I didn’t realize that you were so sensitive . I apologize . peace_5

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    I’m sorry . I didn’t realize that you were so sensitive . I apologize . peace_5

     
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    Question: Why is such a clever fellow like you still locked up?

    Answer: You aren’t nearly as clever as you think.

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    Question: Why is such a clever fellow like you still locked up?

    Answer: You aren’t nearly as clever as you think.

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    I’m just tryin’ to be friendly with duke . It’s my testament I’ve got testicles I’m not effeminate oops . Sometimes I forget that everyone’s so sensitive truths . Eject from the center of my cerebral cortex without the filter to make amends for the plethora of extra defensive measures that men wanna do . Every deck has 52 . Motherfuckin’ cards . I can give you a different one and this one disregard . But check it . imma deal no matter what . Whether it’s with repercussions or that evil royal flush . When you blush . And get embarrassed across your face . I’m eatin’ fuckin’ cowards . for breakfast . like they was Frosted Flakes . 

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    I’m just tryin’ to be friendly with duke . It’s my testament I’ve got testicles I’m not effeminate oops . Sometimes I forget that everyone’s so sensitive truths . Eject from the center of my cerebral cortex without the filter to make amends for the plethora of extra defensive measures that men wanna do . Every deck has 52 . Motherfuckin’ cards . I can give you a different one and this one disregard . But check it . imma deal no matter what . Whether it’s with repercussions or that evil royal flush . When you blush . And get embarrassed across your face . I’m eatin’ fuckin’ cowards . for breakfast . like they was Frosted Flakes . 

     
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    Posted: Jan. 21, 2025 - 12:24 PM ET #19

    12 hours to work on your prose and you turn this in?

    Unsatisfactory!

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    I’m just tryin’ to be friendly with duke . It’s my testament I’ve got testicles I’m not effeminate oops . Sometimes I forget that everyone’s so sensitive truths . Eject from the center of my cerebral cortex without the filter to make amends for the plethora of extra defensive measures that men wanna do . Every deck has 52 . Motherfuckin’ cards . I can give you a different one and this one disregard . But check it . imma deal no matter what . Whether it’s with repercussions or that evil royal flush . When you blush . And get embarrassed across your face . I’m eatin’ fuckin’ cowards . for breakfast . like they was Frosted Flakes .

    Keep at it.
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    12 hours to work on your prose and you turn this in?

    Unsatisfactory!

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    I’m just tryin’ to be friendly with duke . It’s my testament I’ve got testicles I’m not effeminate oops . Sometimes I forget that everyone’s so sensitive truths . Eject from the center of my cerebral cortex without the filter to make amends for the plethora of extra defensive measures that men wanna do . Every deck has 52 . Motherfuckin’ cards . I can give you a different one and this one disregard . But check it . imma deal no matter what . Whether it’s with repercussions or that evil royal flush . When you blush . And get embarrassed across your face . I’m eatin’ fuckin’ cowards . for breakfast . like they was Frosted Flakes .

     
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    Posted: Jan. 22, 2025 - 7:43 PM ET #20

    Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released?

    Spockgato is probably getting ready for the Pulitzer Prize he’s going to win for his outstanding unsolicited writing on a gambling website.

    Keep at it.
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    Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released?

    Spockgato is probably getting ready for the Pulitzer Prize he’s going to win for his outstanding unsolicited writing on a gambling website.

     
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    what’s beef ? Beef’s what Cranky eats . That completely eradicates his anatomy causing it to fatten and be obese .

    The grease . the snacks . The Betty Crocker buttered flapjacks . The tragedy of that cheese 

    the calories increase till a heart attack happens and then he’ll be wrapped in a sheet .

    Hey Happy Hour , settle down , relax , have some sweet ,

    alcohol dogg before you fall down from withdrawal you’re a clown except your feet .

    Are size 5 and demure with your wrists a little thinner ,

    than that linguini with cream you’ve eaten for dinner . Fuckin’ sinner . God damn blasphemer . My status is immaculate yours is near cadaver but greener . You’re sheer panic . I don’t believe you . You’re like that negligée you’re wearin’. You’re fuckin’ see through . 

    I mean how the fuck you gonna challenge this howitzer ? Better not without alcohol mister . Drink up ! put em down ! whatever elixir . Gets your strength up a couple decibels from that negligible whisper . That I can barely hear . Motherfucker how you gonna battle me with a belly fulla beer ?

    have another bro an_2drinks

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    what’s beef ? Beef’s what Cranky eats . That completely eradicates his anatomy causing it to fatten and be obese .

    The grease . the snacks . The Betty Crocker buttered flapjacks . The tragedy of that cheese 

    the calories increase till a heart attack happens and then he’ll be wrapped in a sheet .

    Hey Happy Hour , settle down , relax , have some sweet ,

    alcohol dogg before you fall down from withdrawal you’re a clown except your feet .

    Are size 5 and demure with your wrists a little thinner ,

    than that linguini with cream you’ve eaten for dinner . Fuckin’ sinner . God damn blasphemer . My status is immaculate yours is near cadaver but greener . You’re sheer panic . I don’t believe you . You’re like that negligée you’re wearin’. You’re fuckin’ see through . 

    I mean how the fuck you gonna challenge this howitzer ? Better not without alcohol mister . Drink up ! put em down ! whatever elixir . Gets your strength up a couple decibels from that negligible whisper . That I can barely hear . Motherfucker how you gonna battle me with a belly fulla beer ?

    have another bro an_2drinks

     
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    Posted: Jan. 22, 2025 - 9:56 PM ET #22

    You mad bro?  an_soccerhead

    That’s a lot of words Dumpsta Gangsta.

    More Frosted Flakes?

    reallyhappy

     

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    You mad bro?  an_soccerhead

    That’s a lot of words Dumpsta Gangsta.

    More Frosted Flakes?

    reallyhappy

     

     
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     Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released? 

    The guy forgot the crab rangoons, he turned himself in after he ate the general tso,  appearance ticket Feb. 2nd peace_5 

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     Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released? 

    The guy forgot the crab rangoons, he turned himself in after he ate the general tso,  appearance ticket Feb. 2nd peace_5 

     
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    Keep at it.
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    Posted: Jan. 25, 2025 - 4:59 PM ET #25

    Quote Originally Posted by boiillerroom:

    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can: @Cranky_Hank    Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released?  The guy forgot the crab rangoons, he turned himself in after he ate the general tso,  appearance ticket Feb. 2ndsounds like cyrax committed these crimes,,,,,,,,,,hong kong fooey will solve the mystery,,,,,,

    Very interesting number one son.

    Keep at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boiillerroom:

    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can: @Cranky_Hank    Where is Clever Trevor?  Did that silver tongue charmer finally get released?  The guy forgot the crab rangoons, he turned himself in after he ate the general tso,  appearance ticket Feb. 2ndsounds like cyrax committed these crimes,,,,,,,,,,hong kong fooey will solve the mystery,,,,,,

    Very interesting number one son.

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