Floormaster , born to adorn the terrazzo to his core with ornamental shelter it’s not a chore it’s his pasture ,
it’s his passionate war his core melts towards the force for covering floors it’s his torment when the ground’s earth ,
with it’s disgusting dirt and the worms that scurry around it’s surface working their murderous disaster …..
keep doin’ you bigred . And keep covering that ground . God bless you buddy . You’re a fucking Saint .
I went to an Eagles game in Philly once .
I saw :
* a group of 7 to 8 adult men drunk at 9 AM in the morning verbally assault with gratuitous sexual verbiage a middle aged woman that had the opposing team’s jacket on while she was walking to the stadium . She looked like my 3rd grade teacher Mrs .Dauber . We called her “ Mrs.Dogger “ but c’mon we were like 8 years old .
* a seating section of Philly fans harass a female fan of the opposing team while asking her to perform fellatio on them but only after they knocked her teeth out . That way she couldn’t even think about biting down . Not making that up .
Her boyfriend stood up , walked up the stairs to confront them where they were sitting , and then he was immediately and unceremoniously thrown down the steps like a slinky .
* Two grown men dressed in Eagles garb wrestling on the parking lot pavement till they both rolled underneath a parked truck and hit their heads on the muffler exhaust while one of the men’s wives ran over frantically and yelled “ Jim you gotta stop ! You’re a father now ! “
God damn .
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