I have been talking with a super hot woman

like the line alonso in training day delivered that sent a shockwave of sinister truth all up and down my spine , reverberating through my vertebrae , like those expensive speakers did that you had to buy at Sam Goody …..

 ” you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you…. “

now , I’m not sayin’ he wasn’t a piece of shit . or a dastardly fellow playing both sides of the fence , and a motherfucker crossing the line into peril and danger like an upside down world lawman Wile .E. Coyote……

but what that jimmy crack corn sayin’ motherfucker said does indeed ring true ……

like a steeple bell on top of a church out in the country , that’s surrounded by a prairie…..

where the pastor was flown in from a Parrish in Utah , because he had to escape a scandal that will burn his flesh for the entirety of eternity …..

but fuck , no pun intended , .…….

that movie line doesn’t work for that evil impersonator of anything holy , and it doesn’t translate so well into every tiny little nook and cranny of our ignorant existence either , so take it like a grain of salt …..that’s sticking to the deepest corner of your bloodshot retina….

cuz I’m not talking about that kind of dirt …..

there is no remedy or recourse , and no trust , for that type of evil villainous behavior …..

but speaking of dirt …..

we’re shootin’ the shit out of it , ain’t we ?

double barrel shotgun style . kinda like the sweat on your brow matching the sweat on your balls cuz who the hell knows exactly what’s around the corner that wants to do us harm kinda shootin’ ……

with that kind of natural body cooling mechanism to where the sweat ring on the back of your wrangler jeans leaves the naive and fantasy suckers of the world thinking that they see the silhouette of Mary holding baby Jesus in that stink pool of perspiration near your taint …..

some gullible people huh ? this whole world is filled with a vast array of colorful characters . so don’t feel so bad about prior mistakes or regrets sticking to your ribs like a bruce smith sack mister vanzack . you’re doing , and have done , probably way better than most . by far . probably better than 90 PERCENT of these meat puppet thought machines . now that’s real math …. cuz it adds up …..

that’s what life is all about . nobody gets through unscathed . from making mistakes . or doing wrong . or taking a beating every now and again …..

not you . not me . not any pencil neck geek suffering through a cold new york winter . not rustie . not even my man , the numero uno baller danny dimes ……

who picks up all the perfect 10s and gives them the assist …..

maybe he , like we all do , needs to find out for himself . jumping his own hurdles without anyone’s hands lifting his chuck Taylor’s to get over the bars . if he falls flat on his face , chipping his teeth in the process , with blood rushing out of his nose in a wave of tidal fury doubling up any record breaking vagina menstruation in the history books . so be it ….

who knows what the future holds ? maybe he’s gonna fuck this chick …..

and she’s gonna be completely rehabilitated , become his wife , and the mother to his children , join the PTA , and maybe she even also has an awesome recipe for beef bourguignon to boot ….

maybe he’s just that one lucky dude that manages to have things fall his way and get the back door cover . like in gambling . although I’m sure a few guys would enjoy a cover for their back door in those dark , lonely , secluded spots , deep in the corner , of bowling alley parking lots …..

good luck gentlemen and may you all live long and prosper 

you guys ever watch women prison movies? they finger bang each other every night. make sure she's not just using you for your money. get a moneyshot from her. 

Jeezus Kid, get laid !!!! 

this thread is absolutely amazing......Spock, like Van said, you are wasting your talents here.  You might be a Gaw Dam Genius  

See ill go back to the fatal flaw in this .

She is hot your attraction.

Ok 20 years inside.... She isn't going to look like this.

Now when she gets out she has one hope one man and capable of anything...

Guess its just too difficult to understand????

Simple things amuse simple minds 

@DoubleUp4Life

theres my stalker.  

if you believe what Spock writes is "simple" well, you are in fact simple.    fam.  

It's the same corny nonsense over snd over again ....Always something about sex and basic pop culture .

Simple things man , simple things. 

hey wait a minute . you used that line before .

if you were a potato chip you’d be a salt and vinegar cuz you’re not original at all …..

plus you’re still fried from what I wrote while I was baked …..

you know , the thread that I reference in my signature down bottom there , that currently sits on page 4 in the penalty box .

you used that simple things amuse simple minds line in post # 41 ….

before I masterfully destroyed you then had you bowing down 10 posts later ….

now that’s real entertainment . anyway , this is danny’s thread ponyboy . so leave it alone . and stay gold …..

you better be careful , people might read it and find out that you’re really not a nice guy ….

@spockgato

 You're doing much better since I called you out for all your sick posts about rape and other disgusting acts ....

You've turned over a new leaf. .Still a long way to go,  but  keep putting one foot in front of the other...Baby steps .

PROUD OF YOU BUD ..

I've been getting laid by different girls almost everyday for the past 3 years. having the best time of my life rn. my numbers are better than deshaun fr. don't know about y'all

you see what happens when a thread gets infested ? and loses it’s direction ? and instead doubles up on the bickering and the hating ? that’s so prevalent in today’s society ? so much so , that whatever momentum that was built up , is probably lost forever , and no resolution to the initial dilemma will now ever be found…..

thanks a lot ponyboy……

anybody that wants to , can read the thread referenced in my signature . the one where I exposed all of your foolishness . and the one that gave you no other choice but to bow down in post # 51…..

don’t throw your sick twisted problems on to me though , because you are ashamed of yourself . you and I know what you wrote , and what really started all this beef …..

it was that time that I called you out , and told you that you were mentally depraved . because you said you mistakenly walked in on your daughter taking a shower , but stopped , and leered at her for a good 3 to 4 seconds . then you made an off color joke , and an ill fated attempt at humor , saying something about her body , and her boyfriend . first off , that wasn’t funny , and you saying that you had been drinking still doesn’t take you off of my radar as the biggest scumbag on this site for saying that about your child , and all the countless other things that you’ve said that we’re disgusting , not to mention all the lies that you’ve told ….

so I will pray for you , to get better , and to get the help that you so desperately need . maybe you’re mentally weak and can’t take the criticism , of me putting you on blast . but you need the wake up call sir . there is still time to turn things around , and to be a better person , but more importantly , a better father . today’s world is a rough place to navigate . your children need a leader . one with a strong moral and ethical base . so please , for them , do better …..

god bless and good luck 

[Quote: Originally Posted by spockgato]you see what happens when a thread gets infested ? and loses it’s direction ? and instead doubles up on the bickering and the hating ? that’s so prevalent in today’s society ? so much so , that whatever momentum that was built up , is probably lost forever , and no resolution to the initial dilemma will now ever be found….. thanks a lot ponyboy…… anybody that wants to , can read the thread referenced in my signature . the one where I exposed all of your foolishness . and the one that gave you no other choice but to bow down in post # 51….. don’t throw your sick twisted problems on to me though , because you are ashamed of yourself . you and I know what you wrote , and what really started all this beef ….. it was that time that I called you out , and told you that you were mentally depraved . because you said you mistakenly walked in on your daughter taking a shower , but stopped , and leered at her for a good 3 to 4 seconds . then you made an off color joke , and an ill fated attempt at humor , saying something about her body , and her boyfriend . first off , that wasn’t funny , and you saying that you had been drinking still doesn’t take you off of my radar as the biggest scumbag on this site for saying that about your child , and all the countless other things that you’ve said that we’re disgusting , not to mention all the lies that you’ve told …. so I will pray for you , to get better , and to get the help that you so desperately need . maybe you’re mentally weak and can’t take the criticism , of me putting you on blast . but you need the wake up call sir . there is still time to turn things around , and to be a better person , but more importantly , a better father . today’s world is a rough place to navigate . your children need a leader . one with a strong moral and ethical base . so please , for them , do better ….. god bless and good luck[/Quote

You're a sick pathological lying pedophile ( why do you make up utter sick incest stories) 

Why are you talking about my daughter ???

You should be banned

what are you even talking about ? you are mad at me for saying something that you said yourself ?

you said it . not me . if I repeat it , that makes it wrong ? that was a bad joke that you wrote , and I don’t care how many beers you had before you typed it ….

this is absurd . why does every thread have to become about you ? nothing gets a chance to grow or blossom . you are stifling advancement by way of your own selfishness and lies ….

it makes no sense …..

now I don’t blame Danny for not even responding …..this will probably just end up being an unresolved cliffhanger …..

unlike who shot JR . and I know that resolution involves somebody in the shower but that metaphor doesn’t necessarily mean it’s directed towards your person ……

you are not the sun way up in the sky . nothing revolves around you . stop trying to feel important . live your life and don’t blame me for the despicable things that you posted during a bad decision making night here at covers.com…..

god bless and get better ….

You're lying again 

You're a pedophile 

This is the 4th or 5th time you've talked about kids in a sexual nature 

Ban 

I’m not gonna go back and forth with you …

you know what you wrote 

I’m just thinking that you are going through some inner turmoil , or some embarrassment , for having written that horrible attempt at humor ….

but don’t displace your anger upon me ….

maybe what you wrote was a joke , or maybe you meant it . who the fuck knows ?

a lot of things come off so two dimensional when they are read on the internet . no one can pick up on which words you are emphasizing or which words are tinged with just a speck of sarcasm . maybe you’re comedic timing needs a re-boot , or how about , preferably , you choose a new topic upon which to make your fall flat barbs ……

got it ? Ok thanks . don’t pass the buck . own your mistakes . it’s the only possible way to secure growth …..

god bless you and have a good night ….

You're a pathological liar 

I would never post these things on covers 

You're a sick pedophile.

@spockgato

 Apparently your sick incestuous pedophile comments about my kids are acceptable here...

Guess I can call you out for it everytime you post from now on since anything goes..

Danny.......

Just FYI.......prison doesn't necessarily make people age......after people settle into it, the stress kinda leaves your body......

I have personally been inside, only for a year, but I know a lot of guys and a few chicks that actually got out of the joint looking better than they did when they went into it.  

I am not sure what your age difference is now, if you mentioned that I must have missed it with all the other stuff getting thrown at me in this thread trying to distract me........but you too will be 10-12 years older as well.........

You have to look at this cup half full man......she will not be getting banged for at least a decade.  Not shooting out any kids either.   That little mousetrap might be butthole tight when you finally have a chance to buy her a sensible lunch and give her the best 45 seconds of her life........

On the flip side, JPay is a fucking scam......and you should also see if she has access to the phone minute packages, instead of paying JPay.  I think it was called Securus.  Ask her.  Might save you some money. 

Also, all of this is probably a bad idea long term, but whatever, I bet on the Pittsburgh Pirates a few times this season, and if that isn't throwing money at a bad idea then idk what is.......so you do you broski........fuck anyone's opinion......

@Danny9999

 Yeah ok lol

Is this like a “Scooby Doo” mystery?

Just pull the mask of the bad guy and let those meddling kids go on their way.

My girls get “allowances”. you sound like you’re missing out lol. Some people call me the next Hugh Hefner. This is the year 2022. I got my condoms on a monthly subscription order thru Amazon lol.