I have been talking with a super hot woman

So I  saw in the news and online about this young girl (19 at the time, 22 now ) who was accused of a horrific crime. I thought she was smoking hot so I wrote her. To my surprise she wrote back and was super sweet and kind. She seemed genuinely happy that I wrote her which made me happy because she is easily a 9. Now I send her small amounts every month or two so she can buy ramen noodles or chips or whatever. I also get her a package about every 6 months where I get to choose which panties she gets. Sounds weird but they only get minimum amounts given to them so new panties are a big deal on the inside. Anyways, she calls sometimes and we talk for 15-20 minutes that seems to be the max they are allowed. And we JPay message daily but I have never gone to visit because COVID restrictions have made that impossible. They only allow immediate family and sometimes not even them. It really makes me realize just how blessed I am. Like tonight, I came up $550 on the TNF game. I'm just sitting on my butt eating pizza and chips and drinking Dr pepper and I made $550. So I sent her $100 which she totally didn't expect and it's more than I generally send, so she got the notification from JPay and she just called me from her cellies contraband cellphone telling me how great I am, and how much this $100 means to her. Then after the 12 minute call, I was reflecting how lucky we are. That $100, even $20 means the world to her and we are able to bet $550 or more on what are basically guesses as to who is going to win/cover. I am the only guy she has any contact with other than the guards who they all seem to hate. So pretty much I have this 9.5 hotty all too myself. 

Wow.  What crime is she accused of?  And how can you know for sure that you're the only dude she's talking to?  For all you know, there's 10 other dudes just like you, who each think they're the only one.  Has it occurred to you that it's at least possible that she's just using you (and maybe a bunch of other dudes, too) for the money?  Give her a few bucks here and there if it makes you feel good, but I wouldn't invest much time or effort or cash into this chick.

This thread is useless without pics 

she'll have the nicest Jolly Rancher dildo of all the girls in lock up

when you sent her the money the first time , did she say thank you , but almost immediately ask you for more ?

like the first time you sent her money , let’s say it was 10 bucks , was she appreciative and super happy , but made a remark on how 20 dollars would be even better because that way she could buy the rotted fruit and plastic bags needed to make pruno ?

don’t fall for it brother . it might be a scam .

next time she’ll up the ante and ask for 40 ….

she will double up for life on your naive ass ….

by any chance , the crime that she committed , did it take place in a bowling alley parking lot in one of the more rundown and poorer areas of Buffalo New York ?

i saw that one , I’m sure of it , I think I read a blurb on that story in the paper…..

some people are liars . and some are poor . she might be both . can you believe that some people make less than 40 dollars an hour ? that can’t fill the tank of a 4 cylinder Civic let alone one dash on the gasoline meter of a high end RV ….

some people just don’t have the smarts , drive , or ambition to reach the higher levels . zero work ethic . always the subordinate . never the boss . they don’t want to work hard for their money . they’d rather asks shlubs like you for it . so they can just stay at home and play video games all day . and some of these people are grown men I’m talking about ! sheesh…..

now , I’m not saying that you’re being catfished , but get that damn hook out of your mouth son …..

you look like one of those “ artsy “ chicks , with the “ k “ , not chic , that I banged back in my college days with all the metal in her face , that had the tattoo of Satan fucking her in the culo on the back of her neck , with the god awful multi-colored hair to boot…..

bitch was tryin’ to be harley quinn or somethin’ , but once she picked my meat stick up she put that baseball bat down and “ found “ God …..

but you ? and your situation ?

i suggest you be like a guy who’s Anti-Nike because they are basically a glorified sweatshop , and just don’t do it man 

i have more thoughts on this . I will get back to you . and remember , in the immortal words of Tupac Amaru Shakur ….. “ ya got to keep ya head up …. “

God bless ….

@Danny9999

 is she a prince from the middle east?

@bluecompass

 They got her on murder conspiracy charges and tacked on a bunch of lesser charges. She got 16 years but of course is hoping to get out within 10-12 if not sooner. 

What this means is she was there/involved in a murder but they know she didn't commit it. But she stayed with the perp, never reported the death, and never narcked on him. They had enough evidence to get him without her so they didn't need to offer her a deal.

She has never claimed she's the victim. She has always admitted she was a dumbass and faked up real bad. While she believes the sentence was too much ( I do too ), she acknowledges that she put herself there. I have never even heard her blame him. 

Anyways, I would say she is not scamming me. Because I only give her what I want to give her and she never pressures for more. She has never told me I have to send $1000 or they are gonna kill her, etc. 

Also, have you ever considered every woman you meet out here might be after your money too ? That kind of thing is not exclusive to inmates. 

She gets 1 thirty minute JPay virtual visit per week. That it the limit and I see that on her state DOC website. 1 per week limit. Guess who it is pretty much every week - Me. So if other guys are writing and sending to her, she chooses me over them as her virtual visit every week. So that in fact would make me happy to know she has other friends and even other financial support but still picks me every week.

I won't let my heart get involved because by the time she gets out she won't even be hot anymore. I know how that sounds, just being honest. She will be mid 30s, maybe even late 30s. And a full decade in that hell hole, being stressed, eating crappy food adds 10 years. Shes gonna look 45-50. I know that's superficial but it also helps me to keep from becoming one of those types that fall head over heels then can be played for a fool real easy. 

But thank you for your response and not being judgemental about it. I really believe there are some people in prison who just fked up but aren't necessarily just trash. Also it keeps me in perspective. A bad best or even bad run isn't that serious. It always balances out. So I took a bad best. Then I realize all I have and just how blessed I am to be able to throw a couple hundred down on a guess as to how the game is gonna go, sit back and eat pizza and watch the game, and be just fine win or lose. 

I do have some pictures of her from inside her cell. Believe it or not they have a kiosk in the prison where they take pictures that upload to their tablet so they can send the pictures out. I'm sure that's all monitored but she was given her own tablet as an inmate for pictures, email, everything. No internet though. 

@spockgato

 No. I think the first time I sent her $40. She said thank you and it was the first time she ever got money so was really happy to get some food beyond what the feed them and some female stuff beyond what very little they give. She says all the women offer to take care of her but they always want sexual favors in return. I guess almost all of them turn Gay in there even if it's with a "stud"- another female inmate who totally looks like a man. 

But no, if she starts expecting double or money all the time, that will not happen. I would walk away. But I won't automatically think she's a gold digger just because she's locked up. Most women want you to pay, to buy them things, to take care of them. Not just inmates. It's the ones out here that always want more. 

Shes from Atlanta

She gonna find you... Just saying ...

It's ok to sponsor someone inside but realize where this is going. It's ok to date a murderer but don't be nieve or live in some fantasy land.

She coming to your home and your old lady just better make room for ....well her and everyone else in that pretty little head...

Yo , I can dig it brother . God bless . no worries . but if a pain starts emanating from your shoulder blades , maybe it ain’t that old high school pitching injury you had , with your 7.38 ERA , creepin’ up on ya like some dude in a darkly lit corner of a bowlarama parking lot in upstate NY . maybe you’re just sprouting angel wings….

you should try to meet up with her

hey yo , that would be a risky bet to meet up with her . she might have two goons escorting her , one holding a pair of pliers , and the other one holding a blowtorch , looking to get medieval on his ass …..

what if he’s not at his most physically fit ? it’s already documented that he has a bum shoulder and a possible labrum tear . plus what if he’s got a messed up knee too ? and he’s a little gimpy ? or what if he’s real tired and like half asleep ?….

i guess you’d have to go ahead and wake him up then …….

that’s the only conclusion that I draw . yeah , I draw naked ladies with big boobies like Robert Crumb , in my doodle book with the looseleaf paper , but I stay away from all that racist shit . ya dig ?

we as a people all need to come together like the Beatles said . except the OP . and that skank gold digging murderer . they should stay completely separated from each other .

dude’s head is gonna be in someone’s freezer till they get a worthy bid and then it’s sold on the black market …..

it’s probably gonna get used in some national pride festival in some hot god forsaken little village in the Middle East . fuckin’ radicals . makes my stomach sick ….. like chicken fingers drenched in hot sauce …..

stay alive pal , I’m pulling for you like a tractor that wins one of those fucking out in the boonies farmer competition thingees……

God Bless !

Hey yo you gotta try. She’s probably feeening

@Danny9999

 You strike me as the type of guy who likes to shoot the dirt… am I right?

Shooting the dirt ? I’m not so sure this guy ain’t shooting himself in the foot , or nearly shooting his pecker off plaxico burress style with this cockamamie scheme to find love , happiness , and a place to put his peter ……

besides between his couch cushions …..

or inside that overused fleshlight stuck to the bottom of his drawer in that rickety nightstand that’s next to his air mattress . but then again what the fuck do I know ?……

this chick might be a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream……

who knows ? she could be a really great person…..

maybe she treats all living things with kindness and respect ……

so much so that she puts that Jane Goodall bitch to shame , and actually epitomizes her name , by not only caring about poop slinging primates , but doubleupping that fake ass cunnt , by instead being good to all of God’s creations here on this planet…..

I say we form a round table , and the Justice League gets together for a conference over tea and krumpets and we formulate a plan…..

hey buddy , you sure you don’t want to expedite the process and break this slutt out da clink right now ? we could do it like ocean’s eleven and set up a team . I can already see doja’s in , plus I just know he’ll bring his cat . that’s 2 . you know I’m there like dallas winston , cuz ain’t no rumble a rumble without me . ya dig ?

so that’s 3 . and quite the blessed trinity and motley crew of upper echelon motherfuckers that currently roam the earth …..

maybe I’ll ask vanzack if he’s “ down “ for some action . just so he can see how the other half lives . cuz that millionaire philanthropist with the squeaky clean haircut is always “ up “ . I mean really , that dj khaled is fulla shit man , cuz year after year the zack morris of covers wins no matter what . ya dig ?

plus he’s got the yacht . ….

you seen carlito’s way ?

yeah , you know what I’m thinkin’ . yeah , do coke off a cuban girl’s asshole with the sole intention of making her maracas shake , but ultimately just fondling her breasts and talking shit because the ramifications of all that plant powder has left my penis more flaccid and useless than any guy on this site that needs to put more than 2 emojis in their thread title because they’re just thirsting for attention and suffering from low self esteem……

but I’m also thinking maybe we can use vanstinky’s glorified RV that floats to sail out there in the ocean water behind the prison and save your little princess……

reuniting you with her , so that she can steal the change strewn about on your dresser . can you “ reunite “ if you haven’t really even met the person ? I don’t know . but this is a motherfuckin’ plan . ain’t it dogg ?

does the correctional facility that she is currently residing in , the one with all those offers to chew on her clitoris like a piece of bubblegum , have a backyard that looks out to some water ?

cuz if not the vanzack yacht idea is kaputski and I’ll have to go to plan b…..and yes , what I’m envisioning is by far the best form of birth control for you and that good looking felon….

let me know brother . we got this ….

This thread has massive potential.  I will be back tomorrow when I can concentrate.  I had a 7-1 day today and it is time to do coke off of models azzhole, and the winds and waves are picking up and that could lead to a messy situation. 

My yacht is available. Spock is seriously the smartest guy at covers, and it really isnt even very close.

Danny - like I said - I will be back tomorrow for a more indepth analysis.

But for now....  A serious question for you....

What do you get out of this??  You realize you are PAYING for someone to talk to you - that you say you will never meet.  It is a bit like pretending that a stripper "really likes me".  I admire your honesty - but I am not sure if you realize how badly you need self help if you feel like this is healthy for you.

van , I’m glad you had the willpower , savvy , cunning , and forethought …..

to be able to subdue to your ravenous thirst , and that primal desire , that is so deeply encoded in all of our human DNAs…..

by not inhaling cocaine powder off of that tiny bleached cute as a button perfect little starfish….

knowing full well there was a chance it could be thrown overboard and buried at sea like allegedly what happened to Osama Bin Laden 

that takes discipline , and speaks volumes . no wonder you are a successful gambler . you understand risk and reward . your moves are always very calculated . and you put yourself in the best position to succeed …..

kind of like the guy with limp dick syndrome who popped 2 viagra , because he knows that later on that night , on his 3rd date with that divorced mother of 3 he met on Tinder , that he would be guaranteed to be …. “ gettin’ it in … “ as they say…..

because earlier in the day , that out of the bra they hang by her knees double D knockers havin’ bitch said as much …

texting him that she would just love for him to put some spice on that little bean burrito sitting just south of the taco on her body’s fat plate of flesh….

I’m sure that after the “ relationship “ was consummated , that an hour later she’d fart , and out would come his mild sauce like a ripped open packet from a mexican fast food chain restaurant….

don’t you agree ?

but back to butts and backs , and the power of the powder snuffed off a slutt’s wondrous lumps where they bubble at the crack…..

why waste your stash to the gods of wind ? and nature’s malevolent chiding ?

like it’s some kind of drunkard heckler at a comedy show that fucks up the rhythm of life’s set that was “ killing “ at the time ?…..

I know we’re talking expensive boats , H2O , and oceans … so it’s only fitting that I throw out this quote ……

I’m just hoping you don’t have the same alligator arms as fan favorite and media darling Ricky Watters…….and that you catch it…..

“ for who ? for what ? “

because in this situation , that is the golden question sitting inside Marsellus Wallace’s briefcase that we never see …

but by it’s glow , and the enchanted looks on anyone’s face that opens it , we can hypothesize that it is of great value , because the combination of astonishment and lust on the characters’ features that ogle it is priceless……

So who is baller doing this for ?

for himself ? his self esteem ? his dormant penis ? her ? her potential to be a normal human being ?

people can change . that’s for sure . remember the artsy chick I spoke about earlier ? she was a wild beast . a torrential downpour of turbulent vices . and even she transformed herself dogg …..

she’s a secretary at Merrill Lynch now . married . two kids . both ugly . I saw the pictures . I see her at the grocery store sometimes . she says hi . I had to help her once to differentiate between a honeydew melon and a cantaloupe….sweet kid……

did baller just “ luck out “ by gaining the opportunity to perform miracles on this reclamation project ?

does he have the hands of Jesus both as God and a man to fashion these odd and end wooden pieces littered across the floor like garbage at the last Woodstock into an architectural masterpiece with his carpenter skills and craftsmanship ?

or is he basically trying to build an exact replica of St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome with just 7 used matchsticks and his bellybutton lint ?

this guy ain’t no MacGyver is my bet …

but until he gets back from the cross country journey that he took on that greyhound bus to visit her in whatever coochie confinement residence that she’s been assigned a number…..

i guess we’ll just have to wait for the answer ……

as we watch the trickle of time pass slowly through the hourglass …..

because these are the days of our lives 

@spockgato

 You talk about me in 99% of your posts .

Get help brother 

Danny how old are you?

There are tons of women at your local bars/pubs if u just wanna talk

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