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    homeless with 2000 credit line with bookie, help me newbie

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    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:17 PM ET #26

    also i can make a lot of money in MLB, then I will produce an invention that i have. This invention is a  million dollar plus invention. i can make an earphone not only hear music but also make you feel so good. just like you having sex. Guess what i name this invention ? ..... you got it
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    also i can make a lot of money in MLB, then I will produce an invention that i have. This invention is a  million dollar plus invention. i can make an earphone not only hear music but also make you feel so good. just like you having sex. Guess what i name this invention ? ..... you got it
     
    sscoach
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:20 PM ET #27

    Phillies for 2000! What makes a person to come on and tell these silly stories? Like an idiot I am writing in this thread!
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    Phillies for 2000! What makes a person to come on and tell these silly stories? Like an idiot I am writing in this thread!
     
    glenndef62
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:23 PM ET #28

    Move to Massachusetts, bud!

    We'll hook you up with an EBT card (rechargable every month)!

    Only condition: Don't use it to bet on the Sox!!!........

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    Move to Massachusetts, bud!

    We'll hook you up with an EBT card (rechargable every month)!

    Only condition: Don't use it to bet on the Sox!!!........

     
    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:25 PM ET #29

    Shrimp1958, u can loose your money but don't loose your humour too.
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    Shrimp1958, u can loose your money but don't loose your humour too.
     
    brent0887
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:26 PM ET #30

    move to NH i could always use another farm hand
    manure don't move itself 
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    move to NH i could always use another farm hand
    manure don't move itself 
     
    shot-calla
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:26 PM ET #31

    why don't you jack off on your corner to see if you get locked up so you won't be homeless.....free food....free bed... in the joint!
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    why don't you jack off on your corner to see if you get locked up so you won't be homeless.....free food....free bed... in the joint!
     
    coitus_maximus
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:29 PM ET #32

    First no Arms, then no Legs.  They call me Bob.....This is just too funny
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    First no Arms, then no Legs.  They call me Bob.....This is just too funny
     
    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:30 PM ET #33

    if u guys can't help me specific betting, then can u tell who can I follow the bet. please no more advice about my life. baseball and money only.
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    if u guys can't help me specific betting, then can u tell who can I follow the bet. please no more advice about my life. baseball and money only.
     
    sicknesscity
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:30 PM ET #34

    Stupid... thread...
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    Stupid... thread...
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:31 PM ET #35

    Quote Originally Posted by brent0887:

    move to NH i could always use another farm hand
    manure don't move itself 

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    Quote Originally Posted by brent0887:

    move to NH i could always use another farm hand
    manure don't move itself 

     
    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:32 PM ET #36

    please hurry, the library have time limit on computer or librarian maybe didn't like my cologne. she said that I only have another 30 min

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    please hurry, the library have time limit on computer or librarian maybe didn't like my cologne. she said that I only have another 30 min

     
    shrimp1958
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:36 PM ET #37

    Play Weeble's first selection he's been a strong 2 month run..Go all in...Happy reading....
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    Play Weeble's first selection he's been a strong 2 month run..Go all in...Happy reading....
     
    GMandBeyond
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:43 PM ET #38

    I like this gimmick. It could work.
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    I like this gimmick. It could work.
     
    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:46 PM ET #39

    i rather use my coin. lets see " head " it is. i will place 

    250 over 7 for phi/marlins for now
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    i rather use my coin. lets see " head " it is. i will place 

    250 over 7 for phi/marlins for now
     
    GMandBeyond
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:46 PM ET #40

    Quote Originally Posted by eargasm:

    i rather use my coin. lets see " head " it is. i will place 

    250 over 7 for phi/marlins for now



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    Quote Originally Posted by eargasm:

    i rather use my coin. lets see " head " it is. i will place 

    250 over 7 for phi/marlins for now



     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 12:49 PM ET #41

    under 5.5 tigers/minn 1st 5 (-120), couple of teams that can put up a lot of 0's and 1's on any given day.  today is one of those days.

    secondly, so if u lose ur just skippin town and not paying correct?

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    under 5.5 tigers/minn 1st 5 (-120), couple of teams that can put up a lot of 0's and 1's on any given day.  today is one of those days.

    secondly, so if u lose ur just skippin town and not paying correct?

     
    eargasm
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:08 PM ET #42

    after consult with my librarian, she told me to pick twin. I agree with her after I saw her have a over size TWIN PEAKS. so 100 ML for the Tiwn.

    so far over 7 for phi/marlin  250
                    ML twin            100
     
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    after consult with my librarian, she told me to pick twin. I agree with her after I saw her have a over size TWIN PEAKS. so 100 ML for the Tiwn.

    so far over 7 for phi/marlin  250
                    ML twin            100
     
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:09 PM ET #43

    I have no words for this... 
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    I have no words for this... 
     
    ShadowWarrior
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:19 PM ET #44

    This like LVJunkie all over again with a different twist.  Sorry for the lack of compassion here but if you did your homework here you would know the good cappers.  I only have 1k credit line and settle up Mondays too.  Gamble week is Mon. to Sun.  Get to Wed. To settle or can not place more bets.  Perfect money management for me, set amount.  I can ask for more limit but heck, no sense get in over my head and then be looking for a bridge too but we have beaches but already crowded.
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    This like LVJunkie all over again with a different twist.  Sorry for the lack of compassion here but if you did your homework here you would know the good cappers.  I only have 1k credit line and settle up Mondays too.  Gamble week is Mon. to Sun.  Get to Wed. To settle or can not place more bets.  Perfect money management for me, set amount.  I can ask for more limit but heck, no sense get in over my head and then be looking for a bridge too but we have beaches but already crowded.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:22 PM ET #45

    Let this thread die fellas, pathetic for him to be making this up it's not even humorous stop giving this cretin attention
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    Let this thread die fellas, pathetic for him to be making this up it's not even humorous stop giving this cretin attention
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:24 PM ET #46

    put $4,000 on the Cubbies ML.....
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    put $4,000 on the Cubbies ML.....
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:24 PM ET #47

    This had to be a joke - no one is this fucking stupid... 
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    This had to be a joke - no one is this fucking stupid... 
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:28 PM ET #48

    Quote Originally Posted by buckubad:

    under 5.5 tigers/minn 1st 5 (-120), couple of teams that can put up a lot of 0's and 1's on any given day.  today is one of those days.

    secondly, so if u lose ur just skippin town and not paying correct?


    either skipping town or loosing an arm. which one u prefer ? i choose 1st option. thanks for the tip. OK here we go  100 under 5.5 1st 5. my body parts is in your hand
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    Quote Originally Posted by buckubad:

    under 5.5 tigers/minn 1st 5 (-120), couple of teams that can put up a lot of 0's and 1's on any given day.  today is one of those days.

    secondly, so if u lose ur just skippin town and not paying correct?


    either skipping town or loosing an arm. which one u prefer ? i choose 1st option. thanks for the tip. OK here we go  100 under 5.5 1st 5. my body parts is in your hand
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:30 PM ET #49

    Put more effort into your story next time, it's neither funny or creative..
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    Put more effort into your story next time, it's neither funny or creative..
     
     
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    Posted: Aug. 15, 2012 - 1:39 PM ET #50

    wow
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