Nah man that’s where we differ . I don’t need em to be well off , or livin’ lavish , or to come from royal cloth and such things , with the mansion and the Bentley , and the mister Belvedere butler lookin’ through the keyhole watchin’ her while she changes throughout her whole adolescence to get with em bro , not me man , cuz money ain’t important to me in that respect , and I don’t get down like that …..
cuz I’m an equal opportunity employer when it comes to hittin’ the skins . Ya dig ? Anything less and a man pays a price , ya know ? To himself and to his moral fiber .
Me ? I’m pinning the legs back in her grandpa’s beater Chevy Nova with her WoolWorth underwear dangling off of her nonpedicured feet just as likely as I would nail the broad with the 12 horse stable that has her bedsheets handmade and flown in from Egypt .
what I’m saying is I’ll turn the chocha inside out whether she ties the tomatoes to the sticks herself in her own garden or if she has her own personal chef named Pierre who was born in Montpellier that used to wear his mother’s stockings when he was a teen preparing all of her meals .
makes no difference to me 
cuz like Jermaine Dupri spit so eloquently “ Money Ain’t a Thang .. “
Whew . It’s gettin’ real crazy in that other thread . Thank God we can come in here like it’s the back area where you view movies at an old school porn shop . Ya dig ? A little privacy away from the prying eyes ya know . Anyway , where were we ? Oh yeah …..tuna fish …..
and it's tuna can arena..no tony kent arena Tonya
he thinks he is so smart and knows everything
It was literally just a geometry reference and handshakes for Bob Newhart...he just looks into everything so much it slants his view...he's got himself so twisted it's ridiculous...it was as simple as I stated but he thinks he has me in some figure 4 leg lock or something and he's cracked some code...most of my posts lately over there have been off the wall humor or videos....he takes that section way too seriously where I do not...it's comedy
The guy is just rattled over absolutely nothing....he is continued to bring up old shit that I have no idea what he is referring to half the time....
jeez, lighten up frances
I just really want to make a difference with him . But it’s sad because I’m not sure that he can break away and be free from the chains that are holding him down . It’s like something is Jabba the Hut to him and he’s the Princess Leia minus the clamshell bra and the choker around his neck .
I just feel that it’s my duty to Han Solo the old chap and bring him back to the side of the force . Here where it’s safe . Is that so wrong ? I mean there’s a serious disconnect going on somewhere and I just gotta say somethin’ about it ….
not like the time I just stayed quiet when my grandmom beat me in Connect 4 but she really only had the 3 reds going diagonally . I won’t let that shit happen again . This time I’m gonna speak up . Unless my man just lost his housecat in a freak Roomba vacuum robot accident and has an arthritic hip like NaNa ….
then imma probably let that shit slide . Ya feel me ?
i apologize. It’s been more difficult than I could have anticipated . You must have done something even more serious and diabolical than ABN . Damn bro , you put ketchup on a hot dog or somethin’ ?
He's trying to cut the rattail like in coming to america...you should be reinstated out of them all...if nonetheless you are one persistent wire tap mofo
I relish the idea of you comin back bro . No seriously . I’ll be here all night . You mustard of got my man involved in some Ponzi scheme or something . Right ? No ? You date his sister and not brush your teeth or somethin’ ? What gives ? You step on his brand new Air Jordans that were fresh out the box and scuff them bad boys like a Kevin Gross hardball ? This shit is nuts . Doesn’t the Bible teach us to forgive ? Except of course if your chick bangs your best friend , then fuck that bitch
hold on . I got the perfect line and emoji ….
it must be all Joe Biden’s fault 
shhhhhh ……we probably got some squirming motherfuckers in here right now . Like some bitches frantically waiting on that pregnancy test after they slept with Bob the CVS stock boy that drives a moped .
you get me man . If they let you back in here we could be the new Martin and Lewis 
or at least the new Bell Biv Devoe but we would need a third person to finish the trio .
but fuck that we need someone with personality cuz that girl is poison . Never trust a big bot and that style . Feel me ?
Yeah I’m sweet on that brown . Guilty as charged . No seriously . You’re right . I mean that regular . Not in the conservative sense . Or god forbid Maga . I’m just being liberal with my use of the language . Damn . I did it again . Can’t even use any kind of language with these weirdos . They twist shit around more than a churro . They got me all confused because they complicate communication . What am I allowed to say that can’t be misconstrued ?
oh yeah . This :
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Yeah. That comma-ellipsis is a new phenomenon with the young folks, even in non-English speaking countries.
I am not a big fan of it. But it is quickly becoming a new thing. Sadly, I think it will have rules for its usage codified, as it were, sooner than later.
I guess one just has to adjust with the times. 
Yep. I think he understands that it is a joke of sorts. He probably simply prefers proper grammar is all. But it is actually not a joke as much as web shorthand of sorts from early on.
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