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    Posted: Mar. 24, 2025 - 7:53 AM ET #76

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Baseball versus Cricket Baseball is just a boring sport to watch in my opinion (I am sure it is fun to play) - it is basically too simple, not enough scoring, not enough happening on the field etc - it is actually a bit like the way I feel about our football (soccer) Where cricket is basically the same concept but with a 1000 rules added and there is happening something all the time compared - scores go into the 1000’s where in baseball sometimes a match that took 5 hours end 1-0   Team Denmark won the Nordic Cup in Stockholm last year ....2024! Team Denmark won the first game vs. Sweden 9-2, then vs. Norway 17-7 to reach the finals vs. Finland on Sunday 22 September 2024 The score in the Finale was Denmark 12 – Finland 2!! Total 50 runs in 3 games...that's quit a bit of scores in most sports..

    I am 100% only talking on my feelings when I hear baseball - I think like 3-1 or 4-3 scores etc - and it is what 2x9 innings or something it is an entire evening - a cricket match could easily end something like 800-750 - it isn’t the high score alone at the end of the day it is how much variance there is in the game - are team a ahead then gets behind, then retake the lead at the end again etc. that is what makes sport exiting imo - not what I usually associate with Baseball but I admit I am no baseball expert (unlike both NBA and NFL I am not even sure I could watch MLB over here even if I wanted to if I didn’t buy a specific subscription from you guys - we have channels that show all your other “big” sports - I have never heard of a Danish channel that show MLB)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Baseball versus Cricket Baseball is just a boring sport to watch in my opinion (I am sure it is fun to play) - it is basically too simple, not enough scoring, not enough happening on the field etc - it is actually a bit like the way I feel about our football (soccer) Where cricket is basically the same concept but with a 1000 rules added and there is happening something all the time compared - scores go into the 1000’s where in baseball sometimes a match that took 5 hours end 1-0   Team Denmark won the Nordic Cup in Stockholm last year ....2024! Team Denmark won the first game vs. Sweden 9-2, then vs. Norway 17-7 to reach the finals vs. Finland on Sunday 22 September 2024 The score in the Finale was Denmark 12 – Finland 2!! Total 50 runs in 3 games...that's quit a bit of scores in most sports..

    I am 100% only talking on my feelings when I hear baseball - I think like 3-1 or 4-3 scores etc - and it is what 2x9 innings or something it is an entire evening - a cricket match could easily end something like 800-750 - it isn’t the high score alone at the end of the day it is how much variance there is in the game - are team a ahead then gets behind, then retake the lead at the end again etc. that is what makes sport exiting imo - not what I usually associate with Baseball but I admit I am no baseball expert (unlike both NBA and NFL I am not even sure I could watch MLB over here even if I wanted to if I didn’t buy a specific subscription from you guys - we have channels that show all your other “big” sports - I have never heard of a Danish channel that show MLB)

     
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    Posted: Mar. 24, 2025 - 7:56 AM ET #77

    But everytime I have tried watch a game on YouTube or something I thought it was pretty boring (btw I am not trying to shit on your guys sports to make you mad - but was mostly to answer why I didn’t interact with those forums on this site - I have mostly seen NBA and that was back when you guys had Michael Jordan etc. they are also shown at awful times here - so there is also that aspect)

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    But everytime I have tried watch a game on YouTube or something I thought it was pretty boring (btw I am not trying to shit on your guys sports to make you mad - but was mostly to answer why I didn’t interact with those forums on this site - I have mostly seen NBA and that was back when you guys had Michael Jordan etc. they are also shown at awful times here - so there is also that aspect)

     
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    Posted: Mar. 24, 2025 - 11:23 PM ET #78

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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    @SarasotaSlim frozen humidor baseballs btw I am a huge starting pitcher capper..  it is the old and out of the way but only because the betting odds have changed.  the game hasn't changed but the intangibles have last year I didn't post so much but I will be in the mlb for all this season

    That's interesting Soup....I would be very interested in who you think will win the duel between Skubal the AL Cy Young award winner and Snell a two-time Cy Young Award winner ?

    Check those balls............

    The weather channel:

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    @SarasotaSlim frozen humidor baseballs btw I am a huge starting pitcher capper..  it is the old and out of the way but only because the betting odds have changed.  the game hasn't changed but the intangibles have last year I didn't post so much but I will be in the mlb for all this season

    That's interesting Soup....I would be very interested in who you think will win the duel between Skubal the AL Cy Young award winner and Snell a two-time Cy Young Award winner ?

    Check those balls............

    The weather channel:

     

     
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    Posted: Mar. 25, 2025 - 8:35 AM ET #79

    Stuntin’ like my daddy , thumpin’ like I’m Vladdy , baseball season it’s on …..

    Tarik a beast Snell looks to me like he’s cooked on that weed , it’s his features , they’re off ……

    eyes crossed without the gleam like he can’t see , he’s got nice speed , but it’s his accuracy , up , down , he misses by two feet , jeez , he releases too many balls …..

    when I think of Sasaki I think of that liquor that I once drinked with my peeps and my doggs …….

    japanese alcohol catastrophe I drank too much of it and heaved on a hottie that wanted the meat attached to the wrinkles on my balls , I’m talkin’ penis if you can’t fathom the metaphors or similes It’s like tryin’ to steal but you’re caught ……

    literally reading what you see cuz you can’t imagine what it means cuz you’re weak in the category of achieving a thought ……

    that isn’t fuckin’ given like a Christmas gift on December 25th cuz Jesus you’re lost ……

    thebaseball season thumbs_up

     

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    Stuntin’ like my daddy , thumpin’ like I’m Vladdy , baseball season it’s on …..

    Tarik a beast Snell looks to me like he’s cooked on that weed , it’s his features , they’re off ……

    eyes crossed without the gleam like he can’t see , he’s got nice speed , but it’s his accuracy , up , down , he misses by two feet , jeez , he releases too many balls …..

    when I think of Sasaki I think of that liquor that I once drinked with my peeps and my doggs …….

    japanese alcohol catastrophe I drank too much of it and heaved on a hottie that wanted the meat attached to the wrinkles on my balls , I’m talkin’ penis if you can’t fathom the metaphors or similes It’s like tryin’ to steal but you’re caught ……

    literally reading what you see cuz you can’t imagine what it means cuz you’re weak in the category of achieving a thought ……

    that isn’t fuckin’ given like a Christmas gift on December 25th cuz Jesus you’re lost ……

    thebaseball season thumbs_up

     

     
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    Posted: Mar. 25, 2025 - 9:55 AM ET #80

    Does anyone have the website where you sign up to be part of the “secret” communication channel for your foreign affairs? (Asking for a friend) That seems pretty interesting and considering they let everyone in - I thought I would askthejester Bunch of amateurs running that office an_praisewinthejester

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    Does anyone have the website where you sign up to be part of the “secret” communication channel for your foreign affairs? (Asking for a friend) That seems pretty interesting and considering they let everyone in - I thought I would askthejester Bunch of amateurs running that office an_praisewinthejester

     
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    Posted: Mar. 25, 2025 - 10:55 AM ET #81

    The hardest thing you do is fart in Denmark then shart out a poo . I’m a motherfuckin’ shark armed to the tooth . With remarks that first startle your heart and then tear it apart in two . Stop being heartbroken cuz I’ve got two harlots who , gargle on my private parts and then barf up the goo , so I don’t need you , plus you’re not even smart , so what endeav-are you gonna do ? Hardy Har ewww , stop being retarded dude you can’t be part of my crew …….

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    The hardest thing you do is fart in Denmark then shart out a poo . I’m a motherfuckin’ shark armed to the tooth . With remarks that first startle your heart and then tear it apart in two . Stop being heartbroken cuz I’ve got two harlots who , gargle on my private parts and then barf up the goo , so I don’t need you , plus you’re not even smart , so what endeav-are you gonna do ? Hardy Har ewww , stop being retarded dude you can’t be part of my crew …….

     
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    Posted: Mar. 25, 2025 - 11:54 PM ET #82

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    I love goo girls...........every man should have a couple.

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    I love goo girls...........every man should have a couple.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 26, 2025 - 1:46 AM ET #83

    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    @soup-can That's interesting Soup....I would be very interested in who you think will win the duel between Skubal the AL Cy Young award winner and Snell a two-time Cy Young Award winner ? Check those balls............ The weather channel:

    Slim, I just saw this.  I'm on the job, been sucked into these march madness hoops.  

    Skubal had a stud year in '24.  18-4 with 9 no decisions.  his first 2 outing was to CWS and OAK both just 6 inning starts, and only 1 run wins.  have to look into the pens & lineups

    I still have to look into Snell, but the Dodgers have won their last 6 opening days at Chavez Ravine an_light

    ill have more the more I dig.  honestly there are so many other matchups I want to see before this one.

    Skenes vs Alcantara

    Sale vs King

    Gray vs Lopez

    Gore vs Wheeler

    Eovaldi vs Crochet

    This opening day is stacked higher than the deck vs our current president peace_5

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    @soup-can That's interesting Soup....I would be very interested in who you think will win the duel between Skubal the AL Cy Young award winner and Snell a two-time Cy Young Award winner ? Check those balls............ The weather channel:

    Slim, I just saw this.  I'm on the job, been sucked into these march madness hoops.  

    Skubal had a stud year in '24.  18-4 with 9 no decisions.  his first 2 outing was to CWS and OAK both just 6 inning starts, and only 1 run wins.  have to look into the pens & lineups

    I still have to look into Snell, but the Dodgers have won their last 6 opening days at Chavez Ravine an_light

    ill have more the more I dig.  honestly there are so many other matchups I want to see before this one.

    Skenes vs Alcantara

    Sale vs King

    Gray vs Lopez

    Gore vs Wheeler

    Eovaldi vs Crochet

    This opening day is stacked higher than the deck vs our current president peace_5

     
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    Posted: Mar. 26, 2025 - 2:11 AM ET #84

    Freddy Peralta is 3-0 with one ND in his first start the last 4 years.  each outing with 6,7,8,9 strikeouts.  Brewers were 4-0 in those games 

     

    Opening day at Yankee stadium is hard to judge because it's been Cole on the Bump lately.  Rodon is like a tier 5 pitcher at his ceiling IMO

    if you go to the Bronx, bring your winter gloves.  It may hit 50 around first pitch, unless you're in box seats if its windy you will be sitting on your hands an_baby

    If I had to play this Yanks game it would be Under 8, but playing anytime Rondon pitches is like playing craps 

    actually, the best bet in this game if you play the brew crew is will Freddy record the win +245 yes

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    Freddy Peralta is 3-0 with one ND in his first start the last 4 years.  each outing with 6,7,8,9 strikeouts.  Brewers were 4-0 in those games 

     

    Opening day at Yankee stadium is hard to judge because it's been Cole on the Bump lately.  Rodon is like a tier 5 pitcher at his ceiling IMO

    if you go to the Bronx, bring your winter gloves.  It may hit 50 around first pitch, unless you're in box seats if its windy you will be sitting on your hands an_baby

    If I had to play this Yanks game it would be Under 8, but playing anytime Rondon pitches is like playing craps 

    actually, the best bet in this game if you play the brew crew is will Freddy record the win +245 yes

     
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    Posted: Mar. 26, 2025 - 2:48 AM ET #85

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    The hardest thing you do is fart in Denmark then shart out a poo . I’m a motherfuckin’ shark armed to the tooth . With remarks that first startle your heart and then tear it apart in two . Stop being heartbroken cuz I’ve got two harlots who , gargle on my private parts and then barf up the goo , so I don’t need you , plus you’re not even smart , so what endeav-are you gonna do ? Hardy Har ewww , stop being retarded dude you can’t be part of my crew …….

     

    You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift new_poop

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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    The hardest thing you do is fart in Denmark then shart out a poo . I’m a motherfuckin’ shark armed to the tooth . With remarks that first startle your heart and then tear it apart in two . Stop being heartbroken cuz I’ve got two harlots who , gargle on my private parts and then barf up the goo , so I don’t need you , plus you’re not even smart , so what endeav-are you gonna do ? Hardy Har ewww , stop being retarded dude you can’t be part of my crew …….

     

    You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift new_poop

     
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    Posted: Mar. 26, 2025 - 3:00 AM ET #86

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    Thanks Man,,you sure are on top of it ...

    Thanks again....peace_5

     

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    Thanks Man,,you sure are on top of it ...

    Thanks again....peace_5

     

     
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    You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift

    Those aren't peep holes ..those are Gloryholes,,,, so visiting Danes can get a taste of America..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift

    Those aren't peep holes ..those are Gloryholes,,,, so visiting Danes can get a taste of America..

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    @Calde13   Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift Those aren't peep holes ..those are Gloryholes,,,, so visiting Danes can get a taste of America..

     

    Hehe :) you are so fucking pathetic man it is unreal :) You are for real just throwing random insults around rather than accept how fucking weird some stuff are over there - got you - I suspect you are one of the persons that really appreciate those peep holes - so I am not really surprised - more sad of the mental state you are in - at least I don’t hope you appreciate the ones for the minors - I can accept you have an urge of watching a redneck taking a dump (a bit weird but over there not out of the ordinary having that urge I can imagine)

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    @Calde13   Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: You come from the only country in the world where there is made peep holes in public restroom doors (even those meant for minors) so I think it is mostly you guys that are obsessed with wanting to be a part of the party when people poop - if you catch my drift Those aren't peep holes ..those are Gloryholes,,,, so visiting Danes can get a taste of America..

     

    Hehe :) you are so fucking pathetic man it is unreal :) You are for real just throwing random insults around rather than accept how fucking weird some stuff are over there - got you - I suspect you are one of the persons that really appreciate those peep holes - so I am not really surprised - more sad of the mental state you are in - at least I don’t hope you appreciate the ones for the minors - I can accept you have an urge of watching a redneck taking a dump (a bit weird but over there not out of the ordinary having that urge I can imagine)

     
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    Slim, you want a better pitcher than Skubal?  it's that kid Crochet -112 @ Rangers.  Red sox got the score of the decade with this trade.  switch hitters won't shake this guy, he dishes it to both sides.  Why couldn't the Cashman get this guy??  Cashman is slacking!!  This guy alone will get the Red Sox over their .500 hump slump from the last 3 years

     

    don't sleep on DeGrom starts either, he's sitting 97 plus all day with that brand new car smell of an elbow

    back to Blake Snell, outside his 2 cy young seasons....only 130 IP.  this is why he was shopped for so long, like on the waiver wire of free agents that want max pay for bush league talent.  Walk that back, when Snell is on, he is money.  problem is you need to scout him on the daily

    Dodgers RL -1 at draft is -107 an_light is my pick

    I may be in this clink for a minute, a simple helicopter parent comment or the reality that there is such a thing as a cleveland steamer.  If you ever been to Coney Island there used to be a Freak Show and I went multiple times, literally was called that, promoted it that.  I don't want to ruin their show, but it was right by the big ferris wheel.  down the road from Nathans.  My point is posters need to stop being so sensitive for minor comments, notice I didn't use the word karen anywhere.  I am civil

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    Slim, you want a better pitcher than Skubal?  it's that kid Crochet -112 @ Rangers.  Red sox got the score of the decade with this trade.  switch hitters won't shake this guy, he dishes it to both sides.  Why couldn't the Cashman get this guy??  Cashman is slacking!!  This guy alone will get the Red Sox over their .500 hump slump from the last 3 years

     

    don't sleep on DeGrom starts either, he's sitting 97 plus all day with that brand new car smell of an elbow

    back to Blake Snell, outside his 2 cy young seasons....only 130 IP.  this is why he was shopped for so long, like on the waiver wire of free agents that want max pay for bush league talent.  Walk that back, when Snell is on, he is money.  problem is you need to scout him on the daily

    Dodgers RL -1 at draft is -107 an_light is my pick

    I may be in this clink for a minute, a simple helicopter parent comment or the reality that there is such a thing as a cleveland steamer.  If you ever been to Coney Island there used to be a Freak Show and I went multiple times, literally was called that, promoted it that.  I don't want to ruin their show, but it was right by the big ferris wheel.  down the road from Nathans.  My point is posters need to stop being so sensitive for minor comments, notice I didn't use the word karen anywhere.  I am civil

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    Slim, you want a better pitcher than Skubal?  it's that kid Crochet -112 @ Rangers.  Red sox got the score of the decade with this trade.  switch hitters won't shake this guy, he dishes it to both sides.  Why couldn't the Cashman get this guy??  Cashman is slacking!!  This guy alone will get the Red Sox over their .500 hump slump from the last 3 years   don't sleep on DeGrom starts either, he's sitting 97 plus all day with that brand new car smell of an elbow back to Blake Snell, outside his 2 cy young seasons....only 130 IP.  this is why he was shopped for so long, like on the waiver wire of free agents that want max pay for bush league talent.  Walk that back, when Snell is on, he is money.  problem is you need to scout him on the daily Dodgers RL -1 at draft is -107  is my pick I may be in this clink for a minute, a simple helicopter parent comment or the reality that there is such a thing as a cleveland steamer.  If you ever been to Coney Island there used to be a Freak Show and I went multiple times, literally was called that, promoted it that.  I don't want to ruin their show, but it was right by the big ferris wheel.  down the road from Nathans.  My point is posters need to stop being so sensitive for minor comments, notice I didn't use the word karen anywhere.  I am civil

     

    Karens are “retarded” - so if you don’t want to say Karen just say “women that act retarded” but somehow that name bind us together - Karen is actually a danish name - but it is you guys that have them

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    Slim, you want a better pitcher than Skubal?  it's that kid Crochet -112 @ Rangers.  Red sox got the score of the decade with this trade.  switch hitters won't shake this guy, he dishes it to both sides.  Why couldn't the Cashman get this guy??  Cashman is slacking!!  This guy alone will get the Red Sox over their .500 hump slump from the last 3 years   don't sleep on DeGrom starts either, he's sitting 97 plus all day with that brand new car smell of an elbow back to Blake Snell, outside his 2 cy young seasons....only 130 IP.  this is why he was shopped for so long, like on the waiver wire of free agents that want max pay for bush league talent.  Walk that back, when Snell is on, he is money.  problem is you need to scout him on the daily Dodgers RL -1 at draft is -107  is my pick I may be in this clink for a minute, a simple helicopter parent comment or the reality that there is such a thing as a cleveland steamer.  If you ever been to Coney Island there used to be a Freak Show and I went multiple times, literally was called that, promoted it that.  I don't want to ruin their show, but it was right by the big ferris wheel.  down the road from Nathans.  My point is posters need to stop being so sensitive for minor comments, notice I didn't use the word karen anywhere.  I am civil

     

    Karens are “retarded” - so if you don’t want to say Karen just say “women that act retarded” but somehow that name bind us together - Karen is actually a danish name - but it is you guys that have them

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Hehe :) you are so fucking pathetic man it is unreal :) You are for real just throwing random insults around rather than accept how fucking weird some stuff are over there - got you - I suspect you are one of the persons that really appreciate those peep holes - so I am not really surprised - more sad of the mental state you are in - at least I don’t hope you appreciate the ones for the minors - I can accept you have an urge of watching a redneck taking a dump (a bit weird but over there not out of the ordinary having that urge I can imagine)

    an_roll_laughI told you they are NOT peep holes ,,they are glory holes..since you have no idea what a glory hole is ...I'll tell you ...a glory hole is a is a small hole in a partition, typically between stalls in a public restroom, through which someone can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side.

    Now,Gorp if you ever visit America ..you will know not to put your eye at the hole to peep  ....an_roll_laugh

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Hehe :) you are so fucking pathetic man it is unreal :) You are for real just throwing random insults around rather than accept how fucking weird some stuff are over there - got you - I suspect you are one of the persons that really appreciate those peep holes - so I am not really surprised - more sad of the mental state you are in - at least I don’t hope you appreciate the ones for the minors - I can accept you have an urge of watching a redneck taking a dump (a bit weird but over there not out of the ordinary having that urge I can imagine)

    an_roll_laughI told you they are NOT peep holes ,,they are glory holes..since you have no idea what a glory hole is ...I'll tell you ...a glory hole is a is a small hole in a partition, typically between stalls in a public restroom, through which someone can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side.

    Now,Gorp if you ever visit America ..you will know not to put your eye at the hole to peep  ....an_roll_laugh

     

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    Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got youan_speechless

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    Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got youan_speechless

     
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    @soup-can

    Thanks for all the tips ...opening day will sure keep me busy .........trying to catch up with everything..all most too much for a die hard Tiger fan..

    soup-can   

     

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    Thanks for all the tips ...opening day will sure keep me busy .........trying to catch up with everything..all most too much for a die hard Tiger fan..

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    again with the retarded comments, there is no way you have kids.  If you had kids and they were healthy and not special needs, at some point thru daycare up till 4th grade there will be kids in the class that are special needs.  

     

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     what is your definition of a retard or a retarded statement?  Help me understand your slander while using a European excuse

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    again with the retarded comments, there is no way you have kids.  If you had kids and they were healthy and not special needs, at some point thru daycare up till 4th grade there will be kids in the class that are special needs.  

     

    @Calde13

     what is your definition of a retard or a retarded statement?  Help me understand your slander while using a European excuse

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    @SarasotaSlim Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    @SarasotaSlim Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got you

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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    again with the retarded comments, there is no way you have kids.  If you had kids and they were healthy and not special needs, at some point thu daycare up till 4th grade there will be kids in the class that are special needs.   @Calde13  what is your definition of a retard or a retarded statement?  Help me understand your slander while using a European excuse

    When I say to act retarded I just mean they act stupid - (also including how a Karen is behaving - you know Karens and I know Karens - and I just told you that behaviour for instance is retarded) if you have ever taken anything I said as an excuse I will actually for the first time appologise - because it has never been my intend to appologise for anything 

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    Quote Originally Posted by soup-can:

    again with the retarded comments, there is no way you have kids.  If you had kids and they were healthy and not special needs, at some point thu daycare up till 4th grade there will be kids in the class that are special needs.   @Calde13  what is your definition of a retard or a retarded statement?  Help me understand your slander while using a European excuse

    When I say to act retarded I just mean they act stupid - (also including how a Karen is behaving - you know Karens and I know Karens - and I just told you that behaviour for instance is retarded) if you have ever taken anything I said as an excuse I will actually for the first time appologise - because it has never been my intend to appologise for anything 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: @SarasotaSlim Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got you This tread has been reported to the Covers Team..because This content is abusive or harmful..

    I said you could peep also at minors is that wrong don’t they have peep holes ? - then you say you don’t peep you fuck 

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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: @SarasotaSlim Just so I am 100% sure  I understand your point - your “comeback” to what I said is you don’t peek at each other - you fuck each other in there including your children - and that is supposed to make me think you are not weird - got you This tread has been reported to the Covers Team..because This content is abusive or harmful..

    I said you could peep also at minors is that wrong don’t they have peep holes ? - then you say you don’t peep you fuck 

     
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    All the Karens and I have met are from Denmark..and they all have something in common ..they are all goo girls...

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    All the Karens and I have met are from Denmark..and they all have something in common ..they are all goo girls...

     
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     I dont have beef with you peace_5  but I do have a different opinion on your takes.  unfortunately, I am stuck in the box and can't venture to other sub forums

    just know the re word is frowned upon here.  By most people in our society both sides of the aisle.

    I can't even call someone a dork in this forum because the Mod has a "thing" for my posts

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     I dont have beef with you peace_5  but I do have a different opinion on your takes.  unfortunately, I am stuck in the box and can't venture to other sub forums

    just know the re word is frowned upon here.  By most people in our society both sides of the aisle.

    I can't even call someone a dork in this forum because the Mod has a "thing" for my posts

     
     
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    [Quote: Originally Posted by Calde13] I said you could peep also at minors is that wrong don’t they have peep holes ? - then you say you don’t peep you fuck[/Quote]

    That's a lie ...you can't find a quote of me saying that GORP

     

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    [Quote: Originally Posted by Calde13] I said you could peep also at minors is that wrong don’t they have peep holes ? - then you say you don’t peep you fuck[/Quote]

    That's a lie ...you can't find a quote of me saying that GORP

     

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