CD Newsletter Week 9

Jaguars offense with 32 total yards on 17 plays in the 1st half. 

Jaguars defense allows a 20 yard TD run on a 3rd and 17. Simple off tackle run to set up a field goal until no one decides to account for the runner.

This is quality football, folks. 

Man I hope sac enjoyed those eggs, cause da Bears look absolutely horrendous...

Bears are not even close to being there yet. In their defense, the Cardinals are much better than advertised. 

@Getty3

I was kinda joking, sac is at the game with his buddies.

Yeah but... Caleb finally makes a decent pass and Moore can't come up with it, would've been a 1st down, instead Bears score a FG and it leaves 30 sec on the clock. On the last play of the half Zona scores a 70 yards TD, now that's unacceptable. Also, they can't stop the Cards running game.

Unless there is some good reasons i'm unaware of day light savings time should disappear 

@Biscuiteater1

 Eagles self imploding to the Jaguars benefit right now. Nick Sirianni is an idiot. But I think we all know that.

There you go, enjoy.

Sirianni will get himself fired because he is a stubborn moron, insisting on calling ridiculous plays.

Geno Smith with one of the most all around disgusting top ten outings of I'm personally gonna make sure we lose games I've ever seen.He's gotta be one of the dumbest mother sumbitches to ever set foot on a gridiron.

Did I give you guys a fair enough warning about this Bears o line?

Anyone bet on Joey Flacco 

Vikings here

The Cards #1 SOS in the league with a 4-4 record. 

You are correct 

You sure did, but... that penalty on that FG try was ridiculous, a 4 point swing. Last possession of that half for the Bears, a wide open Moore couldn't make the catch, would've been a 1st down and the Cards wouldn't have gotten the ball back, with 30 sec left and score a 70 yards TD with 4 seconds left... so another 7 points swing. The O line was rough, they blitzed the shit out of Caleb and sacked him at will, but the defense was also weak, couldn't stop shit against the run.

You were there so you saw all of this live, I hope the eggs were better, than the game itself.

You take that back now!

20-20

worst conditions in a long time......

3-2-1 for +2.44 units

Fail on the middle attempt, but a week I needed. Despite the Bears dumpster fire of a game. Hearing now that Caleb Williams got hurt towards the end of the game.

They won't win another road game this year, mark my words. Lions, Niners, Vikings, Packers...

Per Ian Rapoport:
 
Cowboys QB Dak Prescott’s hamstring injury was worse than initially feared. He is expected to miss multiple weeks, sources tell me and
Tom Pelissero. In fact, this is not looking like a short-term injury. Cooper Rush is the team’s backup.

This newsletter isn't making it the rest of the season. 

It was fun while it lasted. Great ode to CD, one of if not the best threads to read week in week out.

Will there be at least a wake so I can stand up and say how much I enjoyed your company since finding you guys. From Huge calling me Johnny Oduya and telling me I better win my 1st pick or else, talk about pressure , Cranky and his antics and the Fla contingent always made me laugh. If this is the end so be it. It's been a blast!! PS: Is Trainwreck really from Canada? He seems Swiss to me with his fine diplomacy.  PSS: I have learned so much about flooring that I may come out of retirement and become a consultant. Thanks Shrimp.