CD Newsletter Week 3

BR is handling week 3's newsletter. He's just waiting for COVERS to open up a hot tub time machine portal to let his ass in...then it's comma time,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Should have these posted up by BR either in a bit or in the morning depending on when our emails connect,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This week's thread will be sponsored by Flex Tape, Andy's Frozen Custard and Arby's, because the Pbox has the meats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,  

Is the Giant going to cover the spread this week? 

BR has spoken:

Alright people, a few things to clean up before we get to week 3,,,,as usual this is dedicated to our missing/banned members, spock, bigd, hugh and getty,,,,show yourselves if possible,,,,this aint brooklyn capper territory  (fuck that doosh)   so we keep records around here, 2-3 last week for me and 0-2 monday nite,,,lets get on with it

Miami@buffalo (thurs)...buff-11.5,,,49.5,,,,,buffalo destroyed the jets in a spot where there could have been a letdown, so 2 things, good focus by them and the jets are what they always are,,again,,,,miami?,,ha, ill say it again and again, dont know how mcdaniel still has a job,they were down early, fought back then puked on themselves,,,i dont want to lay that many so will probably pass, looks like another thurs nite abn under special,,,,buff 31-10,,,,,

Colts@titans,,,indy -3.5,,,43.5,,,,,,if I have this right the colts have not punted or turned it over,,,clearly the whole front office should be fired for taking richardson when danny dimes makes your team look like the best team in the game, jamarcus russel anyone?,,,,colts may have gotten a break with that leverage call but hey they played a good bronco team and went toe to toe with em,,,,titans have the same problems a  that most team would have startin a rookie, u get some good and bad, i believe except for carr ward has been sacked more times than anyone in his first 2 starts,,,,indy cant keep it up forever and titans will win /cover here and there,,,i think here,,,,colts 20---17

Falcons@panthers,,,atl -5.5,,,43.5,,,,carolina showed fight being down early and coming back and covering, but dont be fooled, ariz was in control all game,,,,falcons got a huge win on the road with a dominating defensive performance and go on the road again,,falcons should be 2-0 except for pissing away week one, see a low scoring game here , late junk td may get the home ream a cover,,,,falcons 21-17

Raiders@redskins (no political correctness here)....wash -3.5,,,44.5,,raiders looked not great against that chargers defense, everything was a struggle,,,geno did not have a good game at all, missed some throws  that cost them,,,jeanty looked good and as a whole I think the offense will have an easier time this week, however 2 east coast trip already, sub optimal to say the least,,,,wash really had no chance against gb on the road in a short week,,,daniels did nothing until late , 48 yds i think in the 1 half?,,,,gb d is for real,,,,clearly check danields status before wagering,,, in not going near this game,,,if daniels plays,,,wash 31-24...if not,,,wash 20-17,,,,,

Packers @cleveland,,,gb -8.5,,,,41.5,,,,,cleveland is a joke, not much else to say,,,just counting down till they start gabriel I guess,,,,,green bay can name the score here, the defense will show up so i dont see many pts out of cleveland,,,gb may throttle it down after 2 nice wins against better teams so i see low scoring affair,,,packers 24-9,,,,

Cincy @minnesota,,,,minny -3,,,42,,,battle of the backups,,,minny offense looked like it did in the 1 half of the bears game against atl,,,defense solid again but was counted on to do too much,,,wentz goes for them this week,,,,ah , cinncy,,,they were gifted a win if we are honest with lawrence having bad mistakes at crucial times again and garbage coaching by jax down the stretch of that game,,,,,,usual shit cinny d, I see points here, browning can wing it and in a weird way i think wentz is a step up as far as opening up the offense for minny,,,,vikings 34-30,,,,,,,,

Rams@philly,,,eagles -3.5,,,44.5,,,,,rams offense got it going last week and I think mcvay is always an underated coach, easy win at tenn against a rookie,,now a playoff rematch from last year,,,,,philly gets a road win in an ugly game, chiefs have no weapons on offense so the philly d held them in check and philly's offense did just enough to win, which is the name of the game, numbers were ugly but thats what philly can do, the offense can put up points when need be but can win a slugfest too, best team in football and i fuckin hate sirianni, ,,,i see and up and down the field game here, points should be had, phily 31-24

Pitt@patriots,,,pitt -1.5 ,,,44.5,,,,i had piitt last week and was throwing up on myself,,,,this is back to back weeks the defense, which mind you was talked about in pre season as an all time good defense has sucked,,,especially when we look back to the jet game, we all thought wow the jets offense must be good puttin up those points against pitt, but then we see the same old jets against buffalo so perhaps it was the shit pitt d that made the jets look good, follow me?,,,,pats win a back and forth game on the road and maye looks good, got some Moxy,,,i think pats will get beeter as the year goes on with vrabel, toss up here for me,,,i lean over,,,pitt 28-27,,,,

Jets@tampa,,,tb -6.5,,,,44.5,,,,,jets get mauled at home and it seems some things never change,,,,nothing good to say about that effort against buff, appears taylor is gonna start, check fields status before wagering, not that I think it matters,,,,tampa and baker pull out another one, i said last week its hard to bet against mayfield,,,,bucs go home for their opener and i think after 2 heart attack games they also throttle it down a bit,,,,jump out to a big lead and coast,,,i like tampa alot here,,,,bucs 31-3

Texans@jax,,,jags -1.5,,,44.5,,,,texans had the win and cover and let baker baker them with seconds to go,,,,,texans defense is excellent but the offense just does not have the weapons with all the injuries,,,i think the offense struggles all year,they will play low scoring type games,,,jax?,,,getty is probably still throwing beer bottles at the tv after watching his team give away a win with bad coaching and lawrence still making mistakes,,after watching the whole game last week, having that game won many times and letting a backup lead the m back, and the horrific play calling down the stretch jax is a no bet for me until further notice,,,i lean texicans,,,,,houston 21-20,,,

Denver@chargers,,,chargers,,,- 2.5,,,45.5,,,,,chargers looked very good again monday nite,,,the defense was stifling and herbert may finally be a top tier qb that people thought he'd be,,,,,broncos lose a hear breaker on a bullshit call in indy,, go on the road again for a division rivalry game,,,,2 very good teams with one of them I think wins the division this year,,,i have no feeling here, 2 good defenses and offenses,,,i can see a 35-31 game and a 17-16 game,,,,ill split the middle,,,,chargers 24-21

Saints@seahawks,,,sea -7.5,,,41.5,,,,seattle goes home after a great win at piit,,,,darnold throws for nearly 3 bills in pitt and walker runs for 100, impressive,,,,saints had a chance late again but just dont have the horses, especially at qb, rattler is not garbage but its hard to back the saints at all, certainly on the road,,,,seahawks 27-13,,,,

Cowboys@bears,,,bears -1.5,,,50,,,,sac special here, ill let him handle the details but that was an ass whipping that detroit gave them,,,just overmatched,,,now they are a favorite?,,,,vegas playin mind games with the public here,,,,dallas rips the heart out my giants last week, terrible penalties by ny and dallas took advantage, I always said dallas offense will be fine, the d with or without parsons was gonna be the issue,,,bears should be able to put up points here, they better because dallas defense is garbage,,,,cyrax special here , joe public will be on dallas and that spells disaster as we know,,,,,bears 41-38

Arizona@49ers,,,,sf-1.5,,,43.5,,,,purdy was supposed to be out now maybe not, check status, if not mac jones goes again,,,,sf did what they had to last week, controlled most of the game and had to get one last stop which they did to hold off the saints,,,,jones played well, very well,,,,,ariz coasted all game and as is the nfl let the back door cover happen but were never in danger of losing,,,dont like they didn t bury carolina when they could have but eh,,,,no feel here, I lean over no matter which qb plays,,,,sf 30-24,,,,

Chiefs@giants,,,kc -5.5,,,45.5,,,russell wilson looked like wilson of 2013 last week,,,offense was hummin, neighbors got behing the dallas d at will,,,,bad penalties and not making just one key stop killed theme encouraging and heat breaking at the same time,,,chiefs as I expected have taken a step back, i mean they have minimal offensive weapons, they won games last year but never got the number, defense is still good but its gonna have to carry them until they get some help at wide out,,,,i dont see them losin here but no way i lay the points, they should score a little more this week,,,,kc 23-20

Lions@ravens,,balt -5.5,,,51.5,,,,bigred in a better mood this week I assume, i heard he was out of his depression doing what he always does, scouting 4 grade friday nite football games in the greater bethesda area and putting together top notch weather reports for sunday's games,,did u know he discovered Caleb willams?,,,,me neither, anywho,,,,baltimore killed clevelans as expected and the lions destroyed the bears as expected,,,we know what we are probably getting here, a cyrax special on steroids perhaps, id lean the home team just because to win but that is too much for a back door cove to be had,,,,,baltimore 40-38

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