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Quote Originally Posted by hugeorgan:

got a bunch of bets that got zapped,,,twins, yanks, brewers , sea, twins, cubs ,however over 5.5 balt team total is my biggest bet,,,,,I'm talkin to you weaselnuts/asswipemanger,,

your bets are now safely here for eternity peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by hugeorgan:

got a bunch of bets that got zapped,,,twins, yanks, brewers , sea, twins, cubs ,however over 5.5 balt team total is my biggest bet,,,,,I'm talkin to you weaselnuts/asswipemanger,,

I bet the O's TT Over, and the Twins simply because you listed them twice peace_5

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@Hugh_Jorgan

 Good choice, Yankees suck a bag of dicks atm, that team is dysfunctional.

 

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My favorite from them:

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Back to some NFL talk ...

If you are looking for some different angles ...

The Colts have the most returning players on their active roster at 81.7%

Cowboys are second at 78.3%

Something to be said for continuity.

Contrarily, the Redskins have BY FAR the most turnover of any team  peace_5

 

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 Thanks for fixing the thread peace_5

 
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As per Warren Sharp ...

KC blitz rate all games last year 29%

KC blitz rate vs Lamar last year 44%

Spags lifetime blitz rate 29%

Spags lifetime blitz rate vs Lamar 39%

Lamar stats vs KC's blitz; 52% comp & 6.7 YPA

Both significantly lower than his stats vs other teams and non blitzes

KC is 9-2 in season openers under Reid

Ravens are 1-4 with Lamar as their starter vs KC

KC scored TD's on 20.7% of their drives in 2023, which was 12th in the NFL. Their previous low with Mahomes was 28%. Expect a bounce back from him.

 

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Quote Originally Posted by trainwreck66:

@Hugh_Jorgan  Thanks for fixing the thread

I would take a grenade for you, buttercup peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by yaongingy:

@Hugh_Jorgan  Good choice, Yankees suck a bag of dicks atm, that team is dysfunctional.  

Monte (aka BR, aka Huge Organ) is a Yankee fan, and he likes to bet with his heart. He has even put actual money on the NY Giants in the last 2 years because of his fanhood.

We love him anyway peace_5

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@Hugh_Jorgan

 Welp, believe or not I'm also a Yankees fan, which this season has proven to be a masochistic endeavor, with their Jekyll and Hyde display.

I know monte is versed in MLB betting, so I wasn't slandering his bet by any means, it's just that betting the Yankees seems to be a matter of timing, lately. Last night they were up 4-1 after the top of the 8th and the bullpen lost the game, Holmes blew the save giving up a grand slam, his 11th blown save this season, the MLB record is 14...

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Quote Originally Posted by trainwreck66:

Getty / Fish  -3.5

I like the Jags at this number . Just because   

Miami allowed 1.29 points per drive at home last year.

They allowed 2.53 points per drive on the road.

This game is in Miami peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by smallorgan:

@Hugh_Jorgan   @yaongingy  ,,,the yankee loss last nite was a kick in the dick,,,,I try to pick my spots with them, tonite at basically a pick em I'm ok with takin them,,,,my bigger problem at the moment is weasel nuts asswipemanager's orioles not scoring any fuckin runs,,,,,,,,,,,ur dead to me floor person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Quote Originally Posted by smallorgan:

weasel nuts is too busy leaning on a chain linked fence, heater in one hand, a hot dog in the other, scouting a jv football game in Chevy chase Maryland while wiping a mustard stain from his I love flooring t-shirt

an_roll_laugh

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Quote Originally Posted by smallorgan:

balt +600 live,,,,,,goin down in flames,,,,,,,,,,can Lamar play baseball, or does he suck at that too

Twins are down 8-0 reallyhappy

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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

Quote Originally Posted by trainwreck66: @Hugh_Jorgan  Thanks for fixing the thread I would take a grenade for you, buttercup

 

The grenade in my pants ...both front and back will always explode for you....and to be honest ...it already has peace_5

 
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In typical Tigger fashion...tiggers dont jump they bounce

 

So you are saying that it's not just the tail that's swayingreallyhappy

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@trainwreck66.    @ABooksNightmare

I tried to talk some football, but you fuckers are trying to drag me back into the gutter peace_5

 

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Settle down long ears and get into character 

 

 

Or

 

 

Can I interest you in some used flooring 

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Quote Originally Posted by asswipenuts:

Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan: Quote Originally Posted by hugeorgan: got a bunch of bets that got zapped,,,twins, yanks, brewers , sea, twins, cubs ,however over 5.5 balt team total is my biggest bet,,,,,I'm talkin to you weaselnuts/asswipemanger,, your bets are now safely here for eternity,,,,,I don't know who this huge organ is but he sucks,,,,,my ass hurts today, like after  a weekend at tw's igloo,,,,,keep it simple tonite,,,kc -2.5 on the buy,,,,

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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

Quote Originally Posted by smallorgan: weasel nuts is too busy leaning on a chain linked fence, heater in one hand, a hot dog in the other, scouting a jv football game in Chevy chase Maryland while wiping a mustard stain from his I love flooring t-shirt

an_roll_laughan_roll_laugh

 
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Settle down English Muffin.....an_slap

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Getty3:

Quote Originally Posted by hugeorgan: Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan: Quote Originally Posted by lbcake: I have a fucking bar. oh my I have one also. I blame it on BR. They should ban him ..... ... oh wait,,,,,,,,my fault lb has a bar or that this thread went sideways,,,literally,,,,,,I have a nice bar in my house,,,,,yes, ban boiler room, reinstate monte though,,,,reinstate bigd (tennis pro),,,, I can't believe that Monte is still treading water after all this time. The hugeorgan screen name is priceless though.  Justin Watson anytime TD +600. Over 13.5 rec yards (110). The forgotten special teams ace gets his 15 minutes of fame before Hollywood Brown and X Worthy steal the spotlight later in the year because Andy Reid loves him.

Wagering both (plus a possible 58 anytime TD).

 
 
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 You are consistent with your material. Spice it up,maybe.

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