@lordfinesse
BOL tonite ![]()
@spockgato
You ever hear of that "big vagina" phenomenon among soccer moms?
With you being a new mod and all, could you pitch the idea for a big vag emoji at next week's taco bell Tuesday meeting?
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@spockgato
You ever hear of that "big vagina" phenomenon among soccer moms?
With you being a new mod and all, could you pitch the idea for a big vag emoji at next week's taco bell Tuesday meeting?
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I hear you brethren . Them dames get quite unfocused and wild when the jealousy overtakes their inner sanctum . One minute you’ll just be laying there asleep dreaming about baseball or your dog named “ Skippy “ and the next your Ecuadorian wife named Lorena Bobbit is throwing your severed penis out of the window of a late 80s model Cutlass Supreme .
It’s enough to make one shudder and change his ways . I mean the act in and of itself is gruesome and hideous , but just the thought of having two uniformed police officers being given the task of finding your tiny bubblegum shriveled johnson on the side of the road and having to fight off the possums and the vermin that were investigating this new and odd morsel of nourishment for them makes me gasp in horror .
not to mention the idea that those two flatfoots were just snickering and joking at it’s minuscule size ,
but what the fuck are you gonna do ? Protest from your hospital bed that it wasn’t attached to your public bone or a sufficient blood supply ? and that when it grows it gets much bigger ?
you’re fucked all the way around . Especially at the end . When you have to do a porno to cash on on your misfortune because why not ? This is America .
I hear you brethren . Them dames get quite unfocused and wild when the jealousy overtakes their inner sanctum . One minute you’ll just be laying there asleep dreaming about baseball or your dog named “ Skippy “ and the next your Ecuadorian wife named Lorena Bobbit is throwing your severed penis out of the window of a late 80s model Cutlass Supreme .
It’s enough to make one shudder and change his ways . I mean the act in and of itself is gruesome and hideous , but just the thought of having two uniformed police officers being given the task of finding your tiny bubblegum shriveled johnson on the side of the road and having to fight off the possums and the vermin that were investigating this new and odd morsel of nourishment for them makes me gasp in horror .
not to mention the idea that those two flatfoots were just snickering and joking at it’s minuscule size ,
but what the fuck are you gonna do ? Protest from your hospital bed that it wasn’t attached to your public bone or a sufficient blood supply ? and that when it grows it gets much bigger ?
you’re fucked all the way around . Especially at the end . When you have to do a porno to cash on on your misfortune because why not ? This is America .
yo you make up the best names ![]()
when I get full moderator status imma get you reinstated for good so get one ready .
good luck on the pick and on Friday ![]()
yo you make up the best names ![]()
when I get full moderator status imma get you reinstated for good so get one ready .
good luck on the pick and on Friday ![]()
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Very Canadian in South Florida this week. Top 20 finishers at the PGA Palm Beach Cognizant Classic:
Corey Conners +190
Adam Svensson +250
Ben Silverman +750
Canadians love their golf in Florida.
Very Canadian in South Florida this week. Top 20 finishers at the PGA Palm Beach Cognizant Classic:
Corey Conners +190
Adam Svensson +250
Ben Silverman +750
Canadians love their golf in Florida.
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You gonna suck his dick too?
You gonna suck his dick too?
I'll say I'm coming out but I won't. Kinda like how you make threads saying you're leaving the site but you don't ![]()
I'll say I'm coming out but I won't. Kinda like how you make threads saying you're leaving the site but you don't ![]()
Not sure, probably both,,,you & Spock may want to get Pennypacker's lawyer on the phone,,,a restraining order on this fat perv might be in your best interest,,,![]()
,,,or you could charge him 5x to watch his sexual desires on OF ![]()
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totally up to you & covers best Mod,,, ![]()
Not sure, probably both,,,you & Spock may want to get Pennypacker's lawyer on the phone,,,a restraining order on this fat perv might be in your best interest,,,![]()
,,,or you could charge him 5x to watch his sexual desires on OF ![]()
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totally up to you & covers best Mod,,, ![]()
They were all Twix,,,it was a set up ![]()
They were all Twix,,,it was a set up ![]()
You should really watch your mouth there Sweetheart. You're not the only one with sources in Toronto....
The only difference is mine are right ![]()
You should really watch your mouth there Sweetheart. You're not the only one with sources in Toronto....
The only difference is mine are right ![]()
