hey yo you got mad stories to tell . You ever think about writing down your life story and autobiography so the younger generation has something to admire and strive for as they come up ?
Because with the way the world is going it’s getting softer than a heavyset woman sitting on a beanbag nude while she eats a bowl of jello ya dig ?
The young peeps need that guidance brother . Tell em everything . The ups . The downs . The back alley sex amongst the tilted over garbage cans and the wiping of semen off of your pant leg with a half emaciated fish head . All that homie . They needs it to the top degree and max level . Show them all the ghastly and ghoulish stuff . Don’t hold back . Because at the end of this story there is Triumph and victory . You have the heart of a champion big dogg .
“ Monte Got a Story to Tell …. “ 
Holly Rowe ? Damn play on playa . Homegirl got CAKES . Straight up and down on the Yin Yang . I’d let her get some toothage on the skittle and show her my rainbow ya dig ?
Lady owned a FlapJack house back there . Everything you order comes with the extra syrup ya heard ? Damn I didn’t know you had it goin’ on like that daddy . Damn you doin’ good daddy . What’s the problem then ?
Holy shit your Jaguar done growled in that jungle homie . A loud powerful bellow too I’m sure . Motherfucker was probably frozen in time on “ the release “ with his two hands firmly gripping the Pattycake BudunkaDunk leaving it looking canycane-ish in hue for days afterwards cuz the grip was so lock tight .
Godspeed brethren . Bring home that title Monte !
you’re as legit as they come . I need to read that book . Let me go check Shelly Smith’s body first though real quick cuz I might have some questions . Pam Oliver bumped into me and dropped her Reuben at the Earl of Sandwich in Vegas once but sadly helping her pick up the disheveled contents of that monstrosity was the closest that I got to hittin’ the skins . Big forehead but she was fine . She was like a 10-head .
I love America. I love democracy. I love the right to vote. I love the right to challenge any shenanigans through the judicial system.
i hate authoritarian leaders of political parties who claim they won an election despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
I hate redneck Republicans holding this country hostage in budget negotiations with our way or nuclear obliteration techniques.
I also hate rainy days and Mondays.
“Brave men who mean, just what they say”
They’re definitely not talking about US Senator Lindsay Graham!
He’s America’s Flim Flam Man!!!
I love America. I love democracy. I love the right to vote. I love the right to challenge any shenanigans through the judicial system. i hate authoritarian leaders of political parties who claim they won an election despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. I hate redneck Republicans holding this country hostage in budget negotiations with our way or nuclear obliteration techniques. I also hate rainy days and Mondays.
I love the right to free speech ... at the same time I hate listening to anyone's and everyone's political opinions, regardless of their view.
There's a forum for that ... and this thread has been clean from it for many years.
Let's keep it that way, please 
play on playa
now give us some of those stock tips that got you in this reincarnation merry go round state of never ending exile and rebirth .
If I could I would give you your Friars club jacket back to keep forever by the way .
god damn bro you never cease to amaze me .
You are an exemplary human being and I am honored to have the privilege of walking this great big crusty rock of ours called Earth with you , with its dense and hot inner core , that when I say it reminds me of the sex I had with that girl from Brasil those couple times when I banged her real good in that motel , that has a temperature that exceeds that very radiant and blinding part of the outer layer of our own Sun that shines so bright in the sky above us on the daily ya heard ?
sometimes i wonder if we are both looking at that floating ball of scalding powerful light at the same time , while baked into oblivion , and we both think in unison “ how nice would a Krispy Kreme donut be right now ? “
You got it all pal . Life lessons . Head coaching leadership stories involving triumph and the benefits of hard work . Humorous anecdotes about slithering your bologna roll into overweight and freckled on air sports television personalities . The Seinfeld references . Guru and Mass appeal . Off the radar small school college basketball selections . And now stock tips .
you are a perfect 10 . When they make me a moderator my first course of action will be to reinstate you and most likely I will give you your own forum as well .
You tell that kid of yours to high five his dad cuz he’s got one hell of a good father
Are there any Gatorade Color prop bets posted anywhere?
What's the color of your league championship logo advertisements?
Will there be a Swiftie-like Holly Rowe sighting in the team's private luxury suite with a random distant Kelce offspring?
Yo I betcha a ton of them single mothers be throwin’ that punani in Monte’s face . No doubt . Engorged Clitoris be falling out the sky for that motherfucker . Them broads probably be treating him like a Jonas brother or a young Tevin Campbell up in that piece . He’s like a hero to them . Eye candy plus the father figure . Wearing them tight shorts with the pronounced bulge like a boss too . But I know he be sidestepping them hoes for sure cuz he’s got that title on his mind . But come the off-season ? Who the fuck knows . Maybe he’ll get himself some tenderonis like Bobby Brown but that’s his prerogative . Good luck playa .
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