CD Newsletter #4

After slaving for hours on end to present a respectable albeit imperfect newsletter out of respect for CD, we devolved into a discussion of Bloody Mary variants and proper cocaine snorting tools. I would expect nothing less. You guys are the best 

@Getty3

 We had the courtesy to wait until page 2

Your effots on page 1 are still glamorous 

Getty 

Whoa 

@Getty3

What is this cocaine thing you are talking about ?

@trainwreck66

 Wait... it can snow in summer???

Read the article I posted, the Bears are running on purpose. Bringing sexy back. With defenses fully equipped to stop passing(as they should), they have trouble with the run.

And Fields sucks

What is this world coming too when a punt returner leads the league in td passes and qbr.Thats outrageous. 

@undermysac

  The Bears will start losing when they have to play from behind. Looking at their schedule that may not happen in the near future. 

Dallas only -3 to Washington?

Right 

Fishy indeed, Carson Wentz got hit 17 times and sacked 9 times vs the Eagles. 

Dallas has a killer d line.

Cooper Rush looked great, once again.

Zeke and Pollard looked great.

Weird line

No one wants to talk about football, ok that's fine.

This one time, I was partying with people I didn't really know, but they were cool. Until they offered me Coke. I was so excited that when I dove in I spilled half a beer on the entire pile, which was a lot and rendered it useless. 

I got punched, a lot. But made my escape and sprinted down roads in Tempe Arizona at 3am until I almost passed out.

Woke up in a weird hotel. The bath was full, but I woke up in the same clothes that I had on the night before including my shoes. 

I still can't figure it out.

@undermysac

 You fell out before you  got to do the rub a dub in a tub. 

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Hugh---That shift in the track of Hurricane Ian is obviously concerning. Hope you're not in harm's way.

Yes prayers and  safety for anyone in its path ....

Scary shet ...

Kidneys harvested ?? 

NFL 13-5-1 (+7.61)

MLB 2-3-1 (-0.91)

Bears +3.5(-110) *1.10/1.00

Cardinals ML(+105) *1.00/1.05

Jets +3.5(-115) *1.00/.87

Raiders -2(-110) *2.00/1.82

Ravens +3(+105) *1.00/1.05

Ravens ML(+155) .25/.39

Ravens came off 3.5-115, and I like plus monies. If they lose by a fg then so be it. Taking the better qb at home with a damn good coach. I have a feeling that the Bills will still have some residual effects from the heat, cramps and dehydration from Miami. It's not that simple to recover from that stuff, beside they are banged up as well.

It will be a tough game, it won't be easy, I just see the Ravens going blow for blow in what should be a boat race.

rain in forecast

Great work 

Raiders have to be the most popular pick of the season other than Broncos at Hawks week 1 ...Must win spot though....

BILLS are going to be a crabby bunch...Even emotionless robot Mcdummy  sounds pissed that they choked in Miami despite 497 -221 yards , and 40-20 Time of possession.( hats off to Phins bend but don't break D / excellent at keeping points off the Board ) . ..Wouldn't be suprised if Miami and Buffalo both got crushed after that war of attrition.....

Sweep your slate 

a story about oneil's would've topped this i think. lol. 

this one also caught my eye. with how eli jr was under pressure, i don't see how wentz doesn't get killed. the only thing that i can think is the lookahead to the rams the following week. there's no way i can put any more money on the skins. they are an abortion of an nfl team. and usually when everyone starts thinking like that,especially during the afternoon slate, is when the abortions cover. still, no sir. cannot do it. big pass without any regret of not betting this game. 

I watched a video from the Illinois River near Bath, IL where dozens of drunken fishermen catch flying grass carp with nets when they jump out of the water. 

Guaranteed no Bloody Marys sold at Wembley. But, there will be bloody lips and noses.

At least the spectators can imbibe in their seats during the game, unlike Premie matches (concourse only pre match and at the half). The Brits are very responsible drinkers.